Paging Mr Potter

BRAWN > BRAINS: this week we check in on a couple of godlike adonises, Dave Bautista and Arnold Schwarzenegger, to see what these big old slabs of prime beef can tell us about thespianism, aesthetics, and weird sex stuff 💪 We also have plenty of helpful tips for protesting cops at World Pride (in style) and boldly ask as the question - is moving apartments more painful than childbirth? 

We can't even begin to describe the magnitude of the major malfoynction that all but destroyed this pod, or the heroic/ psychotic lengths we went to salvage it, but as you listen to this episode just keep in mind how close you came to never knowing about:

And most of important of all... GRANNY'S GROWLERS!! 

SEE YOU IN PELL 🔥🔥 Well its been a long time between pods, but just as our motivation was hitting an all time low Sweet Lady Luck threw us a bone - Cardinal George Pell bit the dust and we knew it was only a matter of time before we'd be back, if only to stomp on his grave for a bit and bid a belated adios to an OG potterphile and all round despicable man. Plus we catch up on some baffling news out of the States including a congressman who seems to be more lies than man. Also Harry Potter...  

Rest assured dear potterphiles, the paging mr potter podcast will be returning very, very soon! In the meantime, please enjoy this compilation of one of our favourite segments from last year - our mental list of the craziest moments in history.

And for the ultimate listening experience (with timestamps and cheesy visuals) head over to the PMP Youtube channel and subscribe. 

HARK THE HARRY 👼👼📯📯 It's time for yet another PMP Christmas Spectacular 🎄🎄🎄 This week we celebrate JC's bday by singing some vile Christmas carol parodies, and shout out the real xmas MVP Ebenezer Scrooge 👑 And while the countdown to 2023 is on, we'll run you through: 

While the crypto frauds and tech bozos continue to let us down, the PMP boys put on an ENTREPRENEURIAL MASTERCLASS this week as we celebrate the heights of human genius and innovation in our favourite new segment Harry Patent™ AND attempt to secure a major real estate transaction at the same time! Plus we preview a blockbuster World Cup clash that will well and truly be over by the time this pod goes out

With the World Cup kicking off this week, we check in with the huge weirdos that run the corrupt FIFA organisation, and speculate on whether the French soccer team's recent foray into sorcery will backfire or pay dividends come game day ⚽🏆 Plus we'll give you a comprehensive rundown on the history of human ingenuity, from the humble wheel (not a very good invention) to a sex spa designed by a well known American stage magician (also not a very good invention). 

In a week where major malfoynctions and technical difficulties threatened to interfere with our freedom of speech, thank GOD billionaire bird boy Elon Musk stepped in and saved free speech once and for all, at great personal cost. Also what do Dumbledore and Donkey from Shrek have in common? That's right! They both have sex with dragons as it turns out on page 175 

WE'RE SORRY! This week a truly regrettable naming mixup on our part triggers a full scale Royal Commission into racism in the Paging Mr Potter podcast. Luckily for us though, it turns out the British are even more hopeless with names than we are, leading to an all English edition of the classic game Peter Pettiwho 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❓

After the soaring heights of celebrating the first ever Saint Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington day on Friday, we came crashing back down to earth this week with the untimely death of Hagrid 🌹But thankfully we did have page 173 to fall back on, which obviously elicited no emotional reaction whatsoever 😑