Paging Mr Potter

Well it really didn't take long for all the goodwill and enthusiasm we built up after last week's 200th pod to completely evaporate in the face of some extremely annoying technical malfoynctions and our trademark lack of skill and content. But at least we still managed to swing by the Voldemart to pick up some essentials, stick it to Big Pharma in idiotic PMP style, and meet a game-changing new character in the dark forest... RONAN!

200 PODS! That is a stupid amount of time dedicated to this stupid podcast... so this week we've decided to celebrate the only way we know how - by getting drunk and playing some RON OR OFF 💡🤪

We also wind back the clock and revive some of our most beloved/ regrettable seggies including:

And after 200 weeks and literally hundreds of complaints the PMP boys are finally, conclusively proven wrong about a Harry Potter fact...

GET YOUR HOPES UP: With our 5 YEAR PODIVERSARY and 200th EPISODE right around the corner, expectations are at an all time high for a podcast spectacular that is totally planned in advance and thought out and not thrown together hastily at the 11th hour... can the PMP boys finally deliver?

But before we get there, this week we talk proper strip club etiquette, rank the fruitiest fruits, and stumble idiotically into the Gaza conflict

We're finally back from our unexplained, months-long absence and it's back to basics this week, serving up what only the PMP boys can - the most unhinged, unspeakable defamation and horrific stories about scrotal injuries 🥰

We also discuss what the Nazis can teach us about looking youthful, what MMA legends can teach us about perfecting our tight five, and what Malaysian-Australian crooner Kamahl can teach us about the fight for civil rights...

God its good to be back!

Ok now everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper, this week I hope we can finish our work on the letter R.

We also discuss Jason Mraz's emotional support hat, explain our secret 'DR ABC' method for podcast quality assurance, and cast a BAFTA award winning actor as a piece of withered old parsley in our latest Argus Film.

ITS COME TO THIS: just when we thought this pod couldn't sink any lower, by popular demand this week, we actually sit down and, god help us... rank every letter in the English alphabet from best to worst...

We also talk about Lizzo's super chill mandatory work retreat and prove once and for all that we're way smarter than frogs

This week the we review the box office sensation that is BARBENHEIMER, as well as a lesser known Matthew McConaughey flick that perfectly complements cinema's hottest double feature.

We also discuss copping some good pipe from Albert Einstein, living the so called 'crazy life', and an all time show nemesis's recent rebrand as a DJ

WAND-ERLUST 🪄🌍 We're back to a full complement of PMP boys this week as Nathan returns from Europe with plenty of helpful tips on galavanting, al dente cooking and Italian exclamations 🤌 We also discuss snappy middle eastern haircuts, review RFK Jr's unhinged press dinner, and devise a suitable punishment for an especially irksome British broadcaster.

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS IF YOUR NAME IS BRAD! Andrew and Riordan are back while Nathan shirks his duties galavanting around Europe. But don't worry, there's plenty of racism and stories about testicles being ripped off for you 😇

Only Drew and Riordan this week but have no fear... We brought a special guest: THE NEWS!!

Sorry... Nathan usually writes these.