My girlfriend Sara (formerly known as Sarah) is coming on the podcast to share her experience with being single in Denver, dating apps, hook ups and everly lovely and awkward story in between. Sara is a ball of energy and sarcasm. You're gonna love her!
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Episode 97 Transcription Coming Soon!
This is Juli Bauer from PaleOMG and you are listening to PaleOMG Uncensored.
Juli Bauer: Recording right away. Because that’s just how I do it. Welcome to another episode of PaleOMG Uncensored. Today I’m not here by myself; you don’t have to hear me talk to myself for a f*cking hour while I yawn. Because I can’t get enough oxygen in, so I just yawn the whole time. Because today, I have a friend over! I just burped.
I’m bringing my girlfriend, Sara, to the couch of PaleOMG. This hairy f*cking couch. It’s getting dog hair all over you. Are you so annoyed?
Single Sara: No. This is the risk you take when you only wear black.
Juli Bauer: For real. I brought my friend Sara in because the other day I was talking about how I had to record a podcast by myself, and my life sucks. She was like; why don’t I just come over and record a podcast with you? So that’s what we’re doing.
Single Sara: Yep.
Juli Bauer: Sara is living the single life in Denver. So we’re going to talk about being single in Denver. What it’s like. Some of the worst and best dates. Oh my god, I can’t wait.
Before we get started let’s first talk about the Bachelor. Which, you don’t watch.
Single Sara: No. Because I had a bad experience. Remember Jason’s season; single dad, little boy. He was all about finding the right woman, and he found Melissa. Broke up with her on After the Rose to get back together with his runner up. And it was like; you're a f*cking asshole. You put on this whole front.
Juli Bauer: And I think he’s still with her.
Single Sara: He is. And then she went on to Dancing with the Stars, and never looked better. Married somebody, and it all worked out. But I was invested. Hours.
Juli Bauer: Yeah. And then your broken up about it.
Single Sara: And it was like; the guy is a dick.
Juli Bauer: Did you see Ari’s season last season.
Single Sara: No. I literally stopped watching after that. Because it was like; this show is fake. It’s not real. {laughs}
Juli Bauer: 100% not real. So this year it went down to a guy in, I don’t know, Iowa or something. And then a guy from here, from Bailey, Colorado. But he lives here in Denver. Maddie, from the gym. She works out with him in Orange Theory all the time. So she was seeing him.
Single Sara: Not what’s his name who was with Lauren?
Juli Bauer: Who?
Single Sara: Ben.
Juli Bauer: No, not Ben. So this guy, he made it to the end. Becca picks the guy from Iowa. I don’t think he’s from Iowa, but I don’t give a f*ck. He is so dumb. And he’s super, I guess, he liked all these things all over Instagram and Twitter of very racist, sexist, against transgender, about throwing immigrants back over the wall.
Single Sara: Cool. Sounds like a good guy.
Juli Bauer: Yeah, he’s a real winner. And after the final rose, he was like; you know,