PaleOMG Uncensored

This week on the podcast, I'm changing up my normal listener questions episode with my sister-in-law partaking and asking the questions!  ____________ Big thank you to this week’s sponsors! FabFitFun is a seasonal subscription box with fullsize beauty, fitness, fashion and lifestyle products. There are so many cool items in this summer box including a huge yumi kim makeup bag perfect for your traveling, the tarte pro glow powder and cream set that makes contouring and highlighting super easy, plus  some skincare products like Elemis papaya enzyme peel and vasanti brightenup face rejuvenator. And they have even more goodies in the box that you are going to absolutely love! It retails for $49.99 but always has a value over $200.
 But when you use coupon code “PALEOMG” you’ll receive $10 off your first box, which means you will get this box for only $39.99! Click here to get your discount on this summer’s FabFitFun box!  ____________ Support the podcast by clicking the Subscribe button on iTunes and please a review only if you love the podcast! There is enough negativity in this world, don’t spread more. I love hearing about what YOU want me to talk about so feel free to leave on comment here or on social media with topics you’d like me to cover! And don’t forget, some posts have affiliate links which I may be compensated from. This compensation helps with keeping this blog and up and running! Thank you so much for your support, you guys are amazing!  ____________ Episode 89 Transcription! This is Juli Bauer from PaleOMG and you are listening to PaleOMG Uncensored. 1. Listener Questions: Food [4:21] 2. Listener Questions: Beauty [16:54] 3. Listener Questions: Fitness [35:24] 4. Listener Questions: Travel [43:22] 5. Listener Questions: Random [50:42] Juli Bauer: We’re just going to get going. We’ve got to get going. You know why? Because I have a sick panda. I have a goddamn sick panda on my hands. Carra Roth: Pukey panda. Juli Bauer: Pukey panda. Welcome to another episode of PaleOMG Uncensored. Carra is back for another episode. We have a listener questions episode, because I haven’t done one in a while. And Carra is going to read off the questions. I’m going to answer them. Well; a lady brought our golf magazine. Carra Roth: I for sure would have thrown that away. Juli Bauer: Yeah, god bless her. This lady just brought our mail from like 2 blocks down. I would have thrown that sh*t away. Carra Roth: Yeah. She was easily 80 years old. Juli Bauer: Yeah. Carra Roth: She’s like; I’m walking from two blocks away. Juli Bauer: Yeah, that woman was very kind. Carra Roth: I got a magazine from somebody on two floors below me and I legit threw it away. Juli Bauer: Yeah, no way! Carra Roth: Sorry guy. Juli Bauer: So anyway. Carra is going to ask questions, I’m going to read answers. I leave out of town tomorrow, again. Goddammit. I have to go to another f*cking airport. Carra Roth: Without me this time. Juli Bauer: Yeah. With an airline I’m not a huge fan of. Carra Roth: With better luck, hopefully. Juli Bauer: Won’t speak any names. Carra Roth: Rhymes with … Mom tier. Juli Bauer: Mom tier? Yup. Rhymes with mom tier. Carra Roth: {laughs} Juli Bauer: Anyway. So I leave out of town tomorrow, and of course, as soon as I’m about to leave out of town, Jackson decides to go f*cking AWOL. He was puking all last night on our white rug. Rest in peace, white rug. You are going in the trash this Friday. And then, I left him alone for a good 4 hours today, and he puked all over our couch, all over our rug. That’s about it. No wood floors in site have been puked on. Carra Roth: At least it’s just throw up and not like throw up and diarrhea. Juli Bauer: For real. That’s the mom life I’m not prepared to live. So he is going to the emergency vet. Since it’s an emergency and they’re not getting us in. So he’s going in an hour and a half, so we’re fitting this podcast in.

This week on the podcast, I'm changing up my normal listener questions episode with my sister-in-law partaking and asking the questions!

 ____________

Big thank you to this week’s sponsors!

FabFitFun is a seasonal subscription box with fullsize beauty, fitness, fashion and lifestyle products. There are so many cool items in this summer box including a huge yumi kim makeup bag perfect for your traveling, the tarte pro glow powder and cream set that makes contouring and highlighting super easy, plus  some skincare products like Elemis papaya enzyme peel and vasanti brightenup face rejuvenator. And they have even more goodies in the box that you are going to absolutely love! It retails for $49.99 but always has a value over $200.
 But when you use coupon code “PALEOMG” you’ll receive $10 off your first box, which means you will get this box for only $39.99! Click here to get your discount on this summer’s FabFitFun box!

 ____________

Support the podcast by clicking the Subscribe button on iTunes and please a review only if you love the podcast! There is enough negativity in this world, don’t spread more. I love hearing about what YOU want me to talk about so feel free to leave on comment here or on social media with topics you’d like me to cover! And don’t forget, some posts have affiliate links which I may be compensated from. This compensation helps with keeping this blog and up and running! Thank you so much for your support, you guys are amazing!

 ____________

Episode 89 Transcription!

This is Juli Bauer from PaleOMG and you are listening to PaleOMG Uncensored.

1. Listener Questions: Food [4:21]

2. Listener Questions: Beauty [16:54]

3. Listener Questions: Fitness [35:24]

4. Listener Questions: Travel [43:22]

5. Listener Questions: Random [50:42]

Juli Bauer: We’re just going to get going. We’ve got to get going. You know why? Because I have a sick panda. I have a goddamn sick panda on my hands.

Carra Roth: Pukey panda.

Juli Bauer: Pukey panda. Welcome to another episode of PaleOMG Uncensored. Carra is back for another episode. We have a listener questions episode, because I haven’t done one in a while. And Carra is going to read off the questions. I’m going to answer them.

Well; a lady brought our golf magazine.

Carra Roth: I for sure would have thrown that away.

Juli Bauer: Yeah, god bless her. This lady just brought our mail from like 2 blocks down. I would have thrown that sh*t away.

Carra Roth: Yeah. She was easily 80 years old.

Juli Bauer: Yeah.

Carra Roth: She’s like; I’m walking from two blocks away.

Juli Bauer: Yeah, that woman was very kind.

Carra Roth: I got a magazine from somebody on two floors below me and I legit threw it away.

Juli Bauer: Yeah, no way!

Carra Roth: Sorry guy.

Juli Bauer: So anyway. Carra is going to ask questions, I’m going to read answers. I leave out of town tomorrow, again. Goddammit. I have to go to another f*cking airport.

Carra Roth: Without me this time.

Juli Bauer: Yeah. With an airline I’m not a huge fan of.

Carra Roth: With better luck, hopefully.

Juli Bauer: Won’t speak any names.

Carra Roth: Rhymes with … Mom tier.

Juli Bauer: Mom tier? Yup. Rhymes with mom tier.

Carra Roth: {laughs}

Juli Bauer: Anyway. So I leave out of town tomorrow, and of course, as soon as I’m about to leave out of town, Jackson decides to go f*cking AWOL. He was puking all last night on our white rug. Rest in peace, white rug. You are going in the trash this Friday. And then, I left him alone for a good 4 hours today,

Today on the podcast, my sister-in-law and I are talking about our recent trip to Aruba, our hard time getting back home, and our travel pet peeves. Plus we have a quick bachelorette recap since this season is goooooood.  ____________ Big thank you to this week’s sponsors! Aaptiv produces audio-based workouts created by certified personal trainers available through a mobile app. They carefully select a group of certified personal trainers that guide you through every workout. And one of the coolest parts about Aaptiv is that you can do the workouts anywhere. Whether you like to workout at the gym, at home, outside, or when you’re traveling—Aaptiv is ready to go along with you! All you have to do is plug in your headphones! It’s like having a personal trainer in your pocket. And they have different workouts for everyone! Whether you’re interested in running, strength training, cycling, stair climbing, yoga, or even meditation, Aaptiv has a workout for you. And with more than 2,500 workouts available on the platform and 30+ new classes added each week, there’s always a new workout to try! Aaptiv subscriptions start at $14.99 billed monthly, or $99.99 for an annual membership. But right now, new members get 30% off an annual membership, which is just $69.99 for the whole year of unlimited workouts. Click here to get this amazing discount! FabFitFun is a seasonal subscription box with fullsize beauty, fitness, fashion and lifestyle products. There are so many cool items in this summer box including a huge yumi kim makeup bag perfect for your traveling, the tarte pro glow powder and cream set that makes contouring and highlighting super easy, plus  some skincare products like Elemis papaya enzyme peel and vasanti brightenup face rejuvenator. And they have even more goodies in the box that you are going to absolutely love! It retails for $49.99 but always has a value over $200.
 But when you use coupon code “PALEOMG” you’ll receive $10 off your first box, which means you will get this box for only $39.99! Click here to get your discount on this summer’s FabFitFun box!  ____________ Support the podcast by clicking the Subscribe button on iTunes and please a review only if you love the podcast! There is enough negativity in this world, don’t spread more. I love hearing about what YOU want me to talk about so feel free to leave on comment here or on social media with topics you’d like me to cover! And don’t forget, some posts have affiliate links which I may be compensated from. This compensation helps with keeping this blog and up and running! Thank you so much for your support, you guys are amazing!  ____________ Episode 88 Transcription! This episode of PaleOMG Uncensored is brought to you by Aaptiv. Adaptive produces audio-based workouts created by certified personal trainers available through a mobile app. New members get 30% off an annual membership. Visit Aaptiv.com/PaleOMG. This is Juli Bauer from PaleOMG and you are listening to PaleOMG Uncensored. Juli Bauer: Ok! We’re going. I want to talk about Bachelor first. Carra Roth: Ok, I might not have much to contribute on this. Juli Bauer: That’s fine. You might remember some stuff. So welcome to another episode of PaleOMG Uncensored. I was listening to Rose Pricks podcast on the way to the house today, because they’re the best Bachelor podcast ever. I hate ever other podcast that’s serious. What is that one? There’s one that’s one of the most popular Bachelor podcasts, and it’s so serious. I was like; are these b*tches for real? Carra Roth: I don’t know what that is. But Rose Pricks is the best. I want to be friends with Ronnie. Juli Bauer: The best. Oh my god, his laugh is so addicting! It’s so freaking good. Ok, so I’m going to pull up my blog because I did a recap on there. Because Carra and I watched the Bachelorette, second episode, barely the other day. Carra Roth: Yeah, we were both doing other stuff while watching it. Juli Bauer: And,

Today on the podcast, my sister-in-law and I are talking about our recent trip to Aruba, our hard time getting back home, and our travel pet peeves. Plus we have a quick bachelorette recap since this season is goooooood.

 ____________

Big thank you to this week’s sponsors!

Aaptiv produces audio-based workouts created by certified personal trainers available through a mobile app. They carefully select a group of certified personal trainers that guide you through every workout. And one of the coolest parts about Aaptiv is that you can do the workouts anywhere. Whether you like to workout at the gym, at home, outside, or when you’re traveling—Aaptiv is ready to go along with you! All you have to do is plug in your headphones! It’s like having a personal trainer in your pocket. And they have different workouts for everyone! Whether you’re interested in running, strength training, cycling, stair climbing, yoga, or even meditation, Aaptiv has a workout for you. And with more than 2,500 workouts available on the platform and 30+ new classes added each week, there’s always a new workout to try! Aaptiv subscriptions start at $14.99 billed monthly, or $99.99 for an annual membership. But right now, new members get 30% off an annual membership, which is just $69.99 for the whole year of unlimited workouts. Click here to get this amazing discount!

FabFitFun is a seasonal subscription box with fullsize beauty, fitness, fashion and lifestyle products. There are so many cool items in this summer box including a huge yumi kim makeup bag perfect for your traveling, the tarte pro glow powder and cream set that makes contouring and highlighting super easy, plus  some skincare products like Elemis papaya enzyme peel and vasanti brightenup face rejuvenator. And they have even more goodies in the box that you are going to absolutely love! It retails for $49.99 but always has a value over $200.
 But when you use coupon code “PALEOMG” you’ll receive $10 off your first box, which means you will get this box for only $39.99! Click here to get your discount on this summer’s FabFitFun box!

 ____________

Support the podcast by clicking the Subscribe button on iTunes and please a review only if you love the podcast! There is enough negativity in this world, don’t spread more. I love hearing about what YOU want me to talk about so feel free to leave on comment here or on social media with topics you’d like me to cover! And don’t forget, some posts have affiliate links which I may be compensated from. This compensation helps with keeping this blog and up and running! Thank you so much for your support, you guys are amazing!

 ____________

Episode 88 Transcription!

This episode of PaleOMG Uncensored is brought to you by Aaptiv. Adaptive produces audio-based workouts created by certified personal trainers available through a mobile app. New members get 30% off an annual membership. Visit Aaptiv.com/PaleOMG.

This is Juli Bauer from PaleOMG and you are listening to PaleOMG Uncensored.

Juli Bauer: Ok! We’re going. I want to talk about Bachelor first.

Carra Roth: Ok, I might not have much to contribute on this.

Juli Bauer: That’s fine. You might remember some stuff. So welcome to another episode of PaleOMG Uncensored. I was listening to Rose Pricks podcast on the way to the house today, because they’re the best Bachelor podcast ever. I hate ever other podcast that’s serious. What is that one? There’s one that’s one of the most popular Bachelor podcasts, and it’s so serious. I was like; are these b*tches for real?

Carra Roth: I don’t know what that is. But Rose Pricks is the best. I want to be friends with Ronnie.

Juli Bauer: The best. Oh my god, his laugh is so addicting! It’s so freaking good. Ok, so I’m going to pull up my blog because I did a recap on there.

Today on the podcast, the one and only Carra Roth is back on to co-host with me to talk about our favorites, least favorites, my mouse situation, my new obsession with Taylor Swift and what we think of the new season of the Bachelorette!  ____________ Big thank you to this week’s sponsors! Aaptiv produces audio-based workouts created by certified personal trainers available through a mobile app. They carefully select a group of certified personal trainers that guide you through every workout. And one of the coolest parts about Aaptiv is that you can do the workouts anywhere. Whether you like to workout at the gym, at home, outside, or when you’re traveling—Aaptiv is ready to go along with you! All you have to do is plug in your headphones! It’s like having a personal trainer in your pocket. And they have different workouts for everyone! Whether you’re interested in running, strength training, cycling, stair climbing, yoga, or even meditation, Aaptiv has a workout for you. And with more than 2,500 workouts available on the platform and 30+ new classes added each week, there’s always a new workout to try! Aaptiv subscriptions start at $14.99 billed monthly, or $99.99 for an annual membership. But right now, new members get 30% off an annual membership, which is just $69.99 for the whole year of unlimited workouts. Click here to get this amazing discount! FabFitFun is a seasonal subscription box with fullsize beauty, fitness, fashion and lifestyle products. There are so many cool items in this summer box including a huge yumi kim makeup bag perfect for your traveling, the tarte pro glow powder and cream set that makes contouring and highlighting super easy, plus  some skincare products like Elemis papaya enzyme peel and vasanti brightenup face rejuvenator. And they have even more goodies in the box that you are going to absolutely love! It retails for $49.99 but always has a value over $200.
 But when you use coupon code “PALEOMG” you’ll receive $10 off your first box, which means you will get this box for only $39.99! Click here to get your discount on this summer’s FabFitFun box! Sun Basket delivers organic, sustainable ingredients and delicious recipes weekly to your doorstep! They use organic produce, responsibly raised meats, sustainably sourced fish, and organic, pasture-raised eggs in all of their recipes. And you can pick from Paleo, Lean & Clean, Gluten-Free, Vegan and more! And they have about 18 different recipes to choose from each week! Best of all, the delicious easy recipes are ready in about 30 minutes. With Sunbasket, you have complete flexibility. You can cancel anytime, skip anytime and you can choose any meal plan you want! If you’re ready to stick with healthy meals throughout the week and really stick with your resolutions this year, you can now try Sun Basket for $35 off your first order! Click here to grab this offer before it’s gone! EverlyWell offers health testing in the comfort of your own home. When you check out the EverlyWell website, you’ll find a ton of different tests that they offer. You can test food sensitivity, heavy metals, sleep and stress, STDs, thyroid, metabolism, and a ton of others. Once you decide on the test you would like to take and place your order, you will be sent a package in the mail with the test kit. Each kit includes detailed instructions, collection tools, secure sample container, and a pre-paid shipping package to return your kit in after you’ve collected the sample. Once you send your kit back, you’ll receive results in about 5 business days. And right now, EverlyWell is offering PaleOMG Uncensored listeners a special discount to try out their kits in the convenience of their own home! Click here and use code PALEOMG at checkout, you’ll get 15% off your test order!  ____________ Support the podcast by clicking the Subscribe button on iTunes and please a review only if you love the podcast! There is enough negativity in this world, don’t spread more.

Today on the podcast, the one and only Carra Roth is back on to co-host with me to talk about our favorites, least favorites, my mouse situation, my new obsession with Taylor Swift and what we think of the new season of the Bachelorette!

 ____________

Big thank you to this week’s sponsors!

Aaptiv produces audio-based workouts created by certified personal trainers available through a mobile app. They carefully select a group of certified personal trainers that guide you through every workout. And one of the coolest parts about Aaptiv is that you can do the workouts anywhere. Whether you like to workout at the gym, at home, outside, or when you’re traveling—Aaptiv is ready to go along with you! All you have to do is plug in your headphones! It’s like having a personal trainer in your pocket. And they have different workouts for everyone! Whether you’re interested in running, strength training, cycling, stair climbing, yoga, or even meditation, Aaptiv has a workout for you. And with more than 2,500 workouts available on the platform and 30+ new classes added each week, there’s always a new workout to try! Aaptiv subscriptions start at $14.99 billed monthly, or $99.99 for an annual membership. But right now, new members get 30% off an annual membership, which is just $69.99 for the whole year of unlimited workouts. Click here to get this amazing discount!

FabFitFun is a seasonal subscription box with fullsize beauty, fitness, fashion and lifestyle products. There are so many cool items in this summer box including a huge yumi kim makeup bag perfect for your traveling, the tarte pro glow powder and cream set that makes contouring and highlighting super easy, plus  some skincare products like Elemis papaya enzyme peel and vasanti brightenup face rejuvenator. And they have even more goodies in the box that you are going to absolutely love! It retails for $49.99 but always has a value over $200.
 But when you use coupon code “PALEOMG” you’ll receive $10 off your first box, which means you will get this box for only $39.99! Click here to get your discount on this summer’s FabFitFun box!

Sun Basket delivers organic, sustainable ingredients and delicious recipes weekly to your doorstep! They use organic produce, responsibly raised meats, sustainably sourced fish, and organic, pasture-raised eggs in all of their recipes. And you can pick from Paleo, Lean & Clean, Gluten-Free, Vegan and more! And they have about 18 different recipes to choose from each week! Best of all, the delicious easy recipes are ready in about 30 minutes. With Sunbasket, you have complete flexibility. You can cancel anytime, skip anytime and you can choose any meal plan you want! If you’re ready to stick with healthy meals throughout the week and really stick with your resolutions this year, you can now try Sun Basket for $35 off your first order! Click here to grab this offer before it’s gone!

EverlyWell offers health testing in the comfort of your own home. When you check out the EverlyWell website, you’ll find a ton of different tests that they offer. You can test food sensitivity, heavy metals, sleep and stress, STDs, thyroid, metabolism, and a ton of others. Once you decide on the test you would like to take and place your order, you will be sent a package in the mail with the test kit. Each kit includes detailed instructions, collection tools, secure sample container, and a pre-paid shipping package to return your kit in after you’ve collected the sample. Once you send your kit back, you’ll receive results in about 5 business days. And right now, EverlyWell is offering PaleOMG Uncensored listeners a special discount to try out their kits in the convenience of their own home! Click here and use code PALEOMG at checkout, you’ll get 15% off your test order!

 ____________

Support the podcast by clicking the Subscribe button on iTunes and please a review only if you love the podcast!...

I'm PUMPED about this podcast! I've wanted to bring my sister-in-law on the podcast for a while now and it finally happened! We talk all things pop culture like the Royal Wedding, Jersey Shore, John Cena and Nikki Bella break-up and make-up, then we talk about first meeting each other, things we are loving right now plus the things that aren't working for us. Excited to hear what you guys this of having her on and if forcing her on the podcast should be a regular occurrence! Enjoy!

 ____________

Big thank you to this week’s sponsors!

Aaptiv produces audio-based workouts created by certified personal trainers available through a mobile app. They carefully select a group of certified personal trainers that guide you through every workout. And one of the coolest parts about Aaptiv is that you can do the workouts anywhere. Whether you like to workout at the gym, at home, outside, or when you’re traveling—Aaptiv is ready to go along with you! All you have to do is plug in your headphones! It’s like having a personal trainer in your pocket. And they have different workouts for everyone! Whether you’re interested in running, strength training, cycling, stair climbing, yoga, or even meditation, Aaptiv has a workout for you. And with more than 2,500 workouts available on the platform and 30+ new classes added each week, there’s always a new workout to try! Aaptiv subscriptions start at $14.99 billed monthly, or $99.99 for an annual membership. But right now, new members get 30% off an annual membership, which is just $69.99 for the whole year of unlimited workouts. Click here to get this amazing discount!

FabFitFun is a seasonal subscription box with fullsize beauty, fitness, fashion and lifestyle products. There are so many cool items in this summer box including a huge yumi kim makeup bag perfect for your traveling, the tarte pro glow powder and cream set that makes contouring and highlighting super easy, plus  some skincare products like Elemis papaya enzyme peel and vasanti brightenup face rejuvenator. And they have even more goodies in the box that you are going to absolutely love! It retails for $49.99 but always has a value over $200.
 But when you use coupon code "PALEOMG" you'll receive $10 off your first box, which means you will get this box for only $39.99! Click here to get your discount on this summer's FabFitFun box!

____________

Support the podcast by clicking the Subscribe button on iTunes and please a review only if you love the podcast! There is enough negativity in this world, don’t spread more. I love hearing about what YOU want me to talk about so feel free to leave on comment here or on social media with topics you’d like me to cover! And don’t forget, some posts have affiliate links which I may be compensated from. This compensation helps with keeping this blog and up and running! Thank you so much for your support, you guys are amazing!

 ____________

Episode 86 Transcription!

This episode of PaleOMG Uncensored is brought to you by Aaptiv. Aaptiv produces audio-based workouts created by certified personal trainers available through a mobile app. New members get 30% off an annual membership. Visit Aaptiv.com/PaleOMG.

This is Juli Bauer from PaleOMG and you are listening to PaleOMG Uncensored.

Juli Bauer: Ok. Welcome to another episode of PaleOMG Uncensored. I might sound like I have a strain in my voice, because yesterday we recorded this podcast. We got 40 minutes in, and then my computer froze like a real mother f*ck.

Cara: Dick.

Juli Bauer: Oh, it’s the worst. So, ok, let’s start from the beginning. Today is a very special podcast, because I have my sister-in-law on. Right now, we are sitting her apartment, with Jackson at our feet, because he goes everywhere with us. And there are cleaners at my house, and people installing a garage door.

I'm PUMPED about this podcast! I've wanted to bring my sister-in-law on the podcast for a while now and it finally happened! We talk all things pop culture like the Royal Wedding, Jersey Shore, John Cena and Nikki Bella break-up and make-up, then we talk about first meeting each other, things we are loving right now plus the things that aren't working for us. Excited to hear what you guys this of having her on and if forcing her on the podcast should be a regular occurrence! Enjoy!

 ____________

Big thank you to this week’s sponsors!

Aaptiv produces audio-based workouts created by certified personal trainers available through a mobile app. They carefully select a group of certified personal trainers that guide you through every workout. And one of the coolest parts about Aaptiv is that you can do the workouts anywhere. Whether you like to workout at the gym, at home, outside, or when you’re traveling—Aaptiv is ready to go along with you! All you have to do is plug in your headphones! It’s like having a personal trainer in your pocket. And they have different workouts for everyone! Whether you’re interested in running, strength training, cycling, stair climbing, yoga, or even meditation, Aaptiv has a workout for you. And with more than 2,500 workouts available on the platform and 30+ new classes added each week, there’s always a new workout to try! Aaptiv subscriptions start at $14.99 billed monthly, or $99.99 for an annual membership. But right now, new members get 30% off an annual membership, which is just $69.99 for the whole year of unlimited workouts. Click here to get this amazing discount!

FabFitFun is a seasonal subscription box with fullsize beauty, fitness, fashion and lifestyle products. There are so many cool items in this summer box including a huge yumi kim makeup bag perfect for your traveling, the tarte pro glow powder and cream set that makes contouring and highlighting super easy, plus  some skincare products like Elemis papaya enzyme peel and vasanti brightenup face rejuvenator. And they have even more goodies in the box that you are going to absolutely love! It retails for $49.99 but always has a value over $200.
 But when you use coupon code "PALEOMG" you'll receive $10 off your first box, which means you will get this box for only $39.99! Click here to get your discount on this summer's FabFitFun box!

____________

Support the podcast by clicking the Subscribe button on iTunes and please a review only if you love the podcast! There is enough negativity in this world, don’t spread more. I love hearing about what YOU want me to talk about so feel free to leave on comment here or on social media with topics you’d like me to cover! And don’t forget, some posts have affiliate links which I may be compensated from. This compensation helps with keeping this blog and up and running! Thank you so much for your support, you guys are amazing!

 ____________

Episode 86 Transcription!

This episode of PaleOMG Uncensored is brought to you by Aaptiv. Aaptiv produces audio-based workouts created by certified personal trainers available through a mobile app. New members get 30% off an annual membership. Visit Aaptiv.com/PaleOMG.

This is Juli Bauer from PaleOMG and you are listening to PaleOMG Uncensored.

Juli Bauer: Ok. Welcome to another episode of PaleOMG Uncensored. I might sound like I have a strain in my voice, because yesterday we recorded this podcast. We got 40 minutes in, and then my computer froze like a real mother f*ck.

Cara: Dick.

Juli Bauer: Oh, it’s the worst. So, ok, let’s start from the beginning. Today is a very special podcast, because I have my sister-in-law on. Right now, we are sitting her apartment, with Jackson at our feet, because he goes everywhere with us. And there are cleaners at my house, and people installing a garage door.

Today on the podcast, I'm answering your questions from beauty to fitness to food and everything in between! ____________ Support the podcast by clicking the Subscribe button on iTunes and please a review only if you love the podcast! There is enough negativity in this world, don’t spread more. I love hearing about what YOU want me to talk about so feel free to leave on comment here or on social media with topics you’d like me to cover! And don’t forget, some posts have affiliate links which I may be compensated from. This compensation helps with keeping this blog and up and running! Thank you so much for your support, you guys are amazing!  ____________ Episode 85 Transcription! 1. Listener Questions: Beauty [7:55] 2. Listener Questions: Food [18:11] 3. Listener Questions: Fitness [37:59] 3. Listener Questions: Random [58:09] Juli Bauer: Hello! Happy Saturday. Happy national royal wedding day. Is that what they call it? Where are they? London? I don’t even know. I don’t know where the royal family is. And there is so much about it on TV. Like, why? I guess because it’s Megan Markle, who was an American actress. But why is it never broadcast when the prince of Dubai gets married? I don’t know who the f*ck the prince of Dubai is, if there even is one. But why doesn’t that get televised like the royal wedding does? Why are we so obsessed as Americans about the royal family? We’re Americans. We don’t have a royal family. Is that why we’re so obsessed with it? The grass is always greener? They’re just so well to do? I don’t know. I don’t know, I don’t get it. But, I’m over the Today show having a 47-day lead up to the f*cking royal wedding. So thank god it airs today, as you're listening to this. And if you're not listening to this and you're listening to this 10 years later; well, you didn’t mess anything. Because nothing happens at weddings. Weddings are boring until the cake comes out. I think they have a lavender lemon cake; so I’m all about that. Ok, I’m totally into the royal wedding. I’m in. I’m down. Megan Markle is stunning. Don’t you just want to stare at her teeth? She has such white teeth. How does everybody have such white teeth? I get it, you just whiten them. But I like to whiten mine in photos, so you can’t whiten them in real time. Everybody else has super white teeth in real time. Oh, my face is so dry. I just got back from Palm Springs. And right before that, I was in Houston. Oh my god, my skin is like flaking off. Like an old human. Anyway. I was just traveling for a total of 7 days. And I love traveling, and I even really love traveling by myself. I just like being able to go do whatever I want, and nobody else to entertain and make sure they’re happy. It’s the best. It’s like, at home, you have to make sure everybody is happy. You have to make sure; oh, what do you want to do for dinner tonight? You have to make sure that person has the right food, and dietary restrictions. And then somebody is not happy to go to f*cking top golf. So you're like; ok, do you want to go see a movie? You just have to entertain other people. And when I travel by myself, I just have to do what I need to do. It’s quite lovely. Why is my skin so dry? Gross. So, luckily, when I was in Houston, I got to see my friend Cassy, who I’ve had on the podcast a couple of times, of www.FedandFit.com. She’s the best. I got to meet her new baby. She’s f*cking; her baby is just as cute as her. Oh my god. She’s just an easy baby. She just lies there. She doesn’t do anything. She doesn’t cry. It’s like; oh, she starts crying, maybe she wants to eat. Oh, she’s tired. Normal baby stuff. Not like they’re sick; they have colic and they’re crying for no reason the entire time. Not down with babies like that, and I’ve experienced many babies like that in my day. It’s just too much; it’s just too much! But her baby was amazing. And it was so good to see her. It’s so fun hanging out with women who women who do a similar job as me,

Today on the podcast, I'm answering your questions from beauty to fitness to food and everything in between!

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Support the podcast by clicking the Subscribe button on iTunes and please a review only if you love the podcast! There is enough negativity in this world, don’t spread more. I love hearing about what YOU want me to talk about so feel free to leave on comment here or on social media with topics you’d like me to cover! And don’t forget, some posts have affiliate links which I may be compensated from. This compensation helps with keeping this blog and up and running! Thank you so much for your support, you guys are amazing!

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Episode 85 Transcription!

1. Listener Questions: Beauty [7:55]

2. Listener Questions: Food [18:11]

3. Listener Questions: Fitness [37:59]

3. Listener Questions: Random [58:09]

Juli Bauer: Hello! Happy Saturday. Happy national royal wedding day. Is that what they call it? Where are they? London? I don’t even know. I don’t know where the royal family is. And there is so much about it on TV. Like, why? I guess because it’s Megan Markle, who was an American actress. But why is it never broadcast when the prince of Dubai gets married? I don’t know who the f*ck the prince of Dubai is, if there even is one. But why doesn’t that get televised like the royal wedding does? Why are we so obsessed as Americans about the royal family? We’re Americans. We don’t have a royal family. Is that why we’re so obsessed with it? The grass is always greener? They’re just so well to do? I don’t know. I don’t know, I don’t get it.

But, I’m over the Today show having a 47-day lead up to the f*cking royal wedding. So thank god it airs today, as you're listening to this. And if you're not listening to this and you're listening to this 10 years later; well, you didn’t mess anything. Because nothing happens at weddings. Weddings are boring until the cake comes out.

I think they have a lavender lemon cake; so I’m all about that. Ok, I’m totally into the royal wedding. I’m in. I’m down. Megan Markle is stunning. Don’t you just want to stare at her teeth? She has such white teeth. How does everybody have such white teeth? I get it, you just whiten them. But I like to whiten mine in photos, so you can’t whiten them in real time. Everybody else has super white teeth in real time.

Oh, my face is so dry. I just got back from Palm Springs. And right before that, I was in Houston. Oh my god, my skin is like flaking off. Like an old human.

Anyway. I was just traveling for a total of 7 days. And I love traveling, and I even really love traveling by myself. I just like being able to go do whatever I want, and nobody else to entertain and make sure they’re happy. It’s the best. It’s like, at home, you have to make sure everybody is happy. You have to make sure; oh, what do you want to do for dinner tonight? You have to make sure that person has the right food, and dietary restrictions. And then somebody is not happy to go to f*cking top golf. So you're like; ok, do you want to go see a movie?

You just have to entertain other people. And when I travel by myself, I just have to do what I need to do. It’s quite lovely.

Why is my skin so dry? Gross.

So, luckily, when I was in Houston, I got to see my friend Cassy, who I’ve had on the podcast a couple of times, of www.FedandFit.com. She’s the best. I got to meet her new baby. She’s f*cking; her baby is just as cute as her. Oh my god. She’s just an easy baby. She just lies there. She doesn’t do anything. She doesn’t cry. It’s like; oh, she starts crying, maybe she wants to eat. Oh, she’s tired. Normal baby stuff. Not like they’re sick; they have colic and they’re crying for no reason the entire time. Not down with babies like that, and I’ve experienced many babies like that in my day...