What do we always say? If it's below the knee, kick it with all you've got. We're streaming this on Amazon (HBO). Grab your combat boots, and always look down.

When backpacking in London and you stop at a pub, don't ask them about their wall art.  When offered spirits instead of water, take it, or they may ask you to leave, and then you're dead. We're streaming this on Amazon. Hang out with your dead friend, and drink some spirits while he watches you turn into a werewolf. That's what friends are for.

When you wake up naked and locked in a hospital room, maybe just stay in there. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your goggles and masks, and remember to stretch before being chased because these fuckers are fast.

When you play with clay, don't bring it to life to do your bidding, or karma will rear its jealous head. We're streaming this on YouTube. Grab your Play-Do, and lock up your daughters for a confusing vengeful night.

Don't drink and drive because you might hit some random person on a dark winding road, and your rich hot douchebag friends will make you cover it up. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your fishing hook and fireworks for a helluva 4th of July.

Happy 4th of July from Pam and Teri!

Listen to your friend when he tells you that you're SO's family is going to sell you into the sex trade. We're streaming this Amazon. So grab your tea and wear some ear plugs for a hypnotizing weekend.

When you don't care how much skin the dick has, that you're willing to murder people to bring it back...reevaluate your affairs. We're streaming this on Amazon (via Shudder). Grab your puzzle box and help us figure out what the fuck is wrong with this woman.

Be careful who you design projects for or you might find yourself stuck inside it. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your calculator and your boots for some mathematical death traps.

Try not to miss your flight out of Alaska when 30 days of night are coming up or you'll have to face a clan of vampires murdering your whole town. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your axe and stay very quiet for some blood thirsty fun.

Looking to buy a new house? How about a beautiful, spacious lakefront home with a dash of murder? We're streaming this on Amazon (Starz). So grab your priest, and don't forget your dog.