It's the world's wonder crop! It's probably in that snack you're eating right now... We don't know where the Andes are, we DO know about the war of 1812 and we can't decide if blue corn beer would be gross or not. 

I scream, you scream, Emily and Marika scream about how most of the history of ice cream is possibly made up. Also, is vanilla an aphrodisiac, is frozen salad gross or delicious, what even is sherbet? Oh, and there are many, MANY, tangents!

It's funky, it's umami-y, it's got us screaming about the Vietnam-American War and exoticism. Put it on popcorn, drink it straight, it's fish sauce baby! 

Apples, humans, eels, oh my! We're talking all things wrapped in pastry. Emily lets you know how she really feels about the ancient Greeks and Marika gets stuck in the mire of American cultural history! 

Our first episode! We goss about cream witches, the disgusting hydrogenization process and, of course, the patriarchy!