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- Episode 139: Consent or Cringe? The Voicemail Dividing the Internet
When a voice memo started making the rounds on TikTok, people couldn't agree: was this guy brave and honest, or was he the exact reason women stop responding? Lucy and el Jong pull it apart in real time — getting into what "casual" really signals on a dating profile, why women need to feel safe before they feel turned on, and how a word like "intimacy" became a euphemism that means completely different things depending on who's using it. It's messy, it's funny, and it'll make you think twice about the next message you send.
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Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons
Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons
Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com
Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong
Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong
Visit el Jong's website: www.jongclemente.com
50 min - Episode 137: Three Women, One Cowboy, and Way Too Much Humidity
This week it's all personal — and deeply relatable. el Jong breaks down how he went from struggling to date to juggling three incredible women at once, why he's finally ready to choose just one, and how you end things kindly with someone you genuinely like. Meanwhile, Lucy hasn't had sex in six months, her ex's birthday is this weekend, and the man she met at Viva Las Vegas is landing in New York to find out if vacation chemistry is actually real. They also go deep on pheromones, whether showering before sex kills attraction, and the surprisingly complicated logistics of a major height difference in bed.
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E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected]
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Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com
Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong
Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong
Visit el Jong's website: www.jongclemente.com
32 min - Episode 136: Winning
It's been a minute, but after some re-recordings, we have some juicy updates!
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E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected]
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Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com
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Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong
Visit el Jong's website: www.jongclemente.com
47 min - Episode 135: Mustaches and Misadventures
More actual date updates this time! And a very handsome guy celebrated a birthday!
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E-mail questions, comments and suggests to Parade of Dicks at: [email protected]
Follow Lucy on Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheLucyButtons
Follow Lucy on Twitter/Instagram: @misslucybutttons
Visit Lucy's website: www.lucybuttons.com
Follow el Jong on Facebook: www.facebook.com/el.jong
Follow el Jong on Twitter/Instagram: @el_jong
Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com
1 hr 16 min - Episode 134: The Prophet
Strap in (on strap-on) for this thrilling conclusion of one of Lucy's lady dates!
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Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com
47 min - Episode 133: Off-And-On-And-Off
Weird that this has been over for a while, but it's still persists...
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Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com
47 min - Episode 132: The Cum Back
The dynamic duo is back with a lot of pent-up dating stories!
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1 hr 16 min - Episode 131: Insurance
Another painful Lucy breakup while el Jong just gives up on dating altogether.
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Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com
1 hr 13 min - Episode 130 : The Marriage Thing
It's been a minute! We had to clear with Legal if we are allowed to talk about our relationship still.
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Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com
41 min - Episode 129 : Chronic Anxiety
Anxiety is no joke.
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Visit Johnel's website: www.jongclemente.com
1 hr 21 min
About Parade of Dicks Podcast
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Join Lucy Buttons, el Jong and friends as they discuss their adventures in dating, relationships, sex and society.