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WOW! It happened...It's OFFICIAL!!  PRESIDENT TRUMP!!  LISTENER FEEDBACK gives us a glimpse into the Trump World; VOICEMAILS give us a glimpse into the worries, hopes and dreams of the Earth, living in a TRUMP World....and MORE!!  Did I mention a TRUMP World?!  Isn't that a board game?  Well, it should be...and now, it's real life...."NONSENSICAST RADIO" of sorts...;-) 

Wow, what an episode!  Yes, that usually comes across as hyperbole, but cripes....WHAT ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SAY?!  ha!  j/k j/k This IS a GREAT episode! Michael "The Ghost Hunter" Carbno (yes, he hates that moniker) co-hosts again as we talk all things PARANORMAL and so much more!  From MINNESOTA's most HAUNTED places to the subject/name/topic MOST GOOGLED per state; more tragedy as PRINCESS LEIA herself, CARRIE FISHER passes into the Force; PARANORMAL statistics; AWKWARD & FUNNY Sports Names; TRUMP (sorry, gotta do it); UFOs!; Silliness galore and so on!!  Don't miss this one!! Is Bridget weaseling her way out of this podcast?!  ha! GET INTERACTIVE, listeners!!  Let us know how much you HATE us!!  lol  Or not....Just let us know.  :-)

What an episode!! It was SOOO good, I forgot to include the intro on the prior release of the EXACT SAME EPISODE!  So here we go again!  Michael "The Ghost Hunter" Carbno sits in for an under-the-weather Bridget as we talk all things COOL!!  Or not...That is sort of lame sounding, isn't it?  "All things cool..."  Oh well!  ROGUE ONE; STAR WARS; IN MEMORY; CELEBS 2016; MERRY CHRISTMAS; CHRISTMAS MEMORIES; BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES; and MUCH MORE!! Some booze, some fun, some silliness...you know, the basics!! 

WHOA, what show!  Or program...or ProGRUM...It's the ALTERNATE ROUTE PODCAST, and we've finally returned, SANS BRIDGET, but it's all good!  Mike "The Ghost Hunter" Carbno sits in the co-host chair to bring this episode to fruition (well, he's a damn co-host anyhow!), and it's non-stop hilarity from beginning to end!  That MAY be an exaggeration, but cripes, we've got to put SOMETHING here to describe the show!  We're talking ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY; Alcohol; GOOD RIDDANCE to 2016; In MEMORY of those lost; MERRY CHRISTMAS; TOP CHRISTMAS MOVIES; CHRISTMAS MEMORIES and so MUCH MORE!  DON'T MISS THIS ONE!! 

Episode 107!  POST election: TRUMP vs HILLARY.  OUR THOUGHTS, you ask?!  lol  Yep, the election is done, and we have a new President-elect...What do the folks at The Alternate Route Podcast think of the results?!  POLITICS aside, it's another GREAT episode!  Trust us!  Carbno joins in the fun yet again (he is our official 2nd co-host, after all), and we dive into serious subjects such as WEDDING RINGS stuck on private parts; People dissolving in boiling water; The HOLIDAYS; the RETURN of DIRTY MINDS game (Carbno defends his title); some super cool TUNES for another MUSIC EXTRAVAGANZA and so much MORE!!!  It's fun and frivolity yet again at the Alternate Route Podcast...Join us, won't you?  Oh yeah...ahem...LEAVE A REVIEW!!!!!  ;-) Twitter...Facebook....yadda yadda yadda ...Get involved, folks!!  TELL US WE SUCK!! 

The GANG is back!  We haven't forgotten about you, had you forgotten about us?!  ha!  Your basic BS, but super FUN!  EFF bombs stand out, as We talk all things Halloween; Trump & Hillary, Play some WTF?, Name 5 and MORE!!  Don't miss this one!!  So much frivolity you won't even realize when the podcast is over!  Good times...

YES, we are STILL HERE!!  Episode 105!  We can't believe it either....A FIRST TIME CALLER (perhaps a TRUMP supporter) STEALS this one, DO NOT MISS IT!!  77 or 147 years old?  Grand Mamma?  Diapers?  13 strokes a day?  The Confederacy?  An eerie GHOST STORY?!  Anyhow, tune in to understand!  PLUS, w/ Bridget & Michael MIA it's time for another MUSIC EXTRAVAGANZA!  Hopefully you won't be disappointed in Patrick's tastes, ha!  We talk some obligatory TRUMP & HILLARY, plus some more obligatory BEER talk, and a HECK OF A LOT MORE!!  This is a HILARIOUS episode!!  Check it out! 

The GANG is back!  Michael Carbno joins us for yet another FUN, TERRIFIC episode of THE ALTERNATE ROUTE PODCAST!  (Yes, I said "terrific!") It's been a while but we still got it!  Tune in as we talk of our love for GENE WILDER; yet more INSANE NEW STORIES (stuck in a toilet, anyone?); RAMPAGING/DEVIOUS CLOWNS??!  No thanks!!  Want to know what OVER-THE-COUNTER DRUGS are more dangerous than that HORRIBLE thing known as MARIJUANA? We've got a TOP TEN for ya,'...We throw in some POP CULTURE commentary (ROOM 237, anyone?); PLUS a fantastic new (well, not so new) ADULT game/contest between Mike and Bridget that'll leave you in proverbial stitches!  All of this and A LOT MORE!!  You'll just have to tune in and find out for yourselves!  Take the ALTERNATE ROUTE!!  (Does that sound lame?)  (How many times am I allowed to use parentheses?)  

THE ALTERNATE ROUTE PODCAST RETURNS!  Yeah yeah yeah, we know, we know...It's been a WHILE!  BUT, alas, have no FEAR, the Podcast to END all Podcasts is here!  lol Yup, that sounded cheesy, but who the EFF cares?!  Episode 103 brings some STAR WARS: ROGUE ONE trailer discussion; MORE GROOVY-ASS tunes, and speaking of "ass," some weird, cute and funny "BUTT" news stories....of sorts, ha!  You'll just have to tune in and judge for yourself!!  PLUS, some cool news on future PARANORMAL celeb guests!  Woo hoo!  Don't miss this one!!  

The Alternate Route Podcast returns with PART TWO of our "MUSIC EXTRAVAGANZA!"  Of sorts, at least...ha!  Aside from some GARY NUMAN/ANDY GRAY, and some GARY NUMAN/ADE FENTON; WE ARE THE FALLEN; IN THIS MOMENT; OF MICE AND MEN, i.e. the "extravaganza" part, we've got our typical FUN and CRAZY WEIRD NEWS; a sample of some famous 80s & 90s COMMERCIALS; a little SOCIAL COMMENTARY on the current events of our bizarre world; a famous OUIJA BOARD tale and MORE!  Don't miss this one!  ENJOY and SHARE!!  Peace - Patrick & Bridget