We made it BACK!!  Episode 101!  What better to "celebrate" than with a MUSIC EXTRAVAGANZA!!  Yup, we're gonna blast your ears with some TUNES from our personal IPods....Aren't you LUCKY?!  A legitimate FIVE MINUTES ALONE Bridget RANT joins the fray, as well as some hilarious DRUNKEN lists...Will you make the list?!  All of this and more (as the saying goes)!  Join us, won't you?!  Enjoy and SHARE!!  

What?!  We made it to episode 100!!  THANK YOU to all who have joined in on the fun!!  Our good friend Michael "The Ghost Hunter" Carbno (who else?) joins us for this special, and not so special, episode of THE ALTERNATE ROUTE PODCAST!!  Have you ever wondered what GOOGLE search TOPS each state?!  Or which WORD is misspelled most often, again, PER STATE?  Neither had we, but it makes for entertaining facts, ha!!  Check out some FAMOUS GAME SHOW THEMES...which ones did you know?  We discuss a certain MARRIAGE PROPOSAL from some certain podcast host, as well as the ROMANTIC ROB ZOMBIE setting that it took place within.  ;-)  Finally, we finish this episode with an EXHILARATING contest between Bridget and Michael, as they battle to see who comes out on top of the "name that pop artist" musical quiz!  Can you name them before they do?!  The only way to know is if you TUNE IN!!  100 episodes in and we still don't have a point of existence, ha!!  AH I'm kidding!!  BIG NAME "paranormal" guests lined up for future episodes, so STAY TUNED!!  Enjoy!  

It is episode 99 and we can't believe it!  Well, maybe we can...  BUT, THE ALTERNATE ROUTE PODCAST is back w/ another pointless yet FUN show!  Or program...or broadcast...  Or whatever.  It's all good!  We're feeling old and going to see ROB ZOMBIE!  We're old and think KANYE WEST is an arrogant ASSHOLE!!  We're old and amazed by the "JerkShirt."  We're old and wondering how FRIDAY THE 13th ever became a THING.  We're old and questioning whether or not you really can access your phone with your DING DONG...not the food.  We're old realizing that the O.J. trial fiasco was THAT long ago!!  (some comedic perspective helps...thanks Dana Carvey...)  We're old and feeling guilty about FEELING OLD because an awesome 100 YEAR OLD grandmother wants to POLE DANCE on her birthday!!!  Ok....ok....We're old and not feeling SO OLD anymore.  You're only as old as you feel!!  And we're having fun!!  We hope you do too, when listening to our silly podcast!!  Spread the word!!  

Our good buddy Michael "The Ghost Hunter" Carbno joins us again

Hey!!  We FINALLY made it back!!  You've missed us SO MUCH, right?!  Well, we survived VEGAS, and perhaps more importantly we survived the ROAD TRIP there and back!  WOW!  What a time!!  David Copperfield...Titanic...The Strip....Drunks!!  We've got some ADULT "pleasuring" stories to get us back into our pointless groove; PLUS some cockroaches, FARTS, and SATAN to remind us of what is really important!  ha!  Of course, we can't go without discussing the LOSS of another MUSIC LEGEND....RIP PRINCE!!!  Minnesota boy, through and through....Technical difficulties will never hold us down!!  (Perhaps they should?!  ha!)  We hope you enjoy!!  Check us out on Facebook and Twitter!  

We've got another good one for ya'!  Have you ever wondered about the SEXUAL SECRETS of our "beloved" Presidents?!  Look no further!  In the meantime, unless you want to get arrested, don't forget to return that 14 year old VHS!!  Bridget takes her long-awaited turn at the SOUNDBOARD, w/ new mixer at hand to give it the ol' COLLEGE TRY!  Is she as annoying as Patrick?!  Probably not, ha!  BUT, she provides us with a glimpse into NORMAN BATES' preferred MUSIC if he ever had a chance to create a mixed PSYCHO cd!  We talk a 44 year old VIRGIN w/ a BIONIC PENIS...say WHAT?!!  Did we mention that MADONNA IS LOSING IT?!  We also banter and bicker as per usual, with some hints at our upcoming VEGAS trip!!  Don't miss this one!!  It's just more of the same laid back, relaxed and good natured fun THE ALTERNATE ROUTE is known for!  Enjoy and SHARE! 

Wow!  What a GREAT time we had talking w/ the PARANORMAL ROCKSTAR himself, AUTHOR, FAMILY MAN, MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER and cast member of SYFY Channel's long-lasting HIT TV SHOW "GHOST HUNTERS" & "GHOST HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL," DUSTIN PARI! (phew, that was a long intro!)  We talk everything from the PARANORMAL, to STAR WARS...Dustin's FIRST book to his FOURTH...Green Pancakes to CHRISTIANITY... ADELE to the BEATLES...There's nothing we didn't cover, BUT we missed so much!  Until our next talk with Dustin, Do NOT miss this episode!  Again, believer in the paranormal or not, Dustin Pari is terrific guy, and this is a GREAT episode!  Enjoy and SHARE!  

What a return to our "normality!"  Bridget and Patrick gab about legitimate NEWS stories of people LIVING WITH DEAD BODIES as well as some CRAZY MINNESOTA FACTS/STORIES...Don't miss out on some FANTASTIC BAD MARRIAGE JOKES (you know you've been married too long when....), and check out our first GREATEST ALBUMS OF THE 90s LIST....contrast and compare to your thoughts/opinions....All of this and A LOT MORE!!!  Don't miss it!  It's good stuff!  :-) 

Our FASCINATING talk w/ AUTHOR, ADVENTURER and BIGFOOT EXPERT/RESEARCHER RON MOREHEAD!!  We dig deep into the famous SIERRA SOUNDS; perhaps the most famous alleged AUDIO RECORDINGS OF SASQUATCH SPEECH ever!  Ron is extremely engaging, fun to listen to and has a LOT TO SAY about the possible ORIGINS of this mysterious legend, and dives into great detail about he and his companions encounters w/ a potential family of BIGFOOT in the California mountains in the 1970s.  Some audio clips are included in this episode! BELIEVER or not, this is a tremendously intriguing topic!  Don't miss it!!  

We had the privilege of talking with AUTHOR, ADVENTURER & BIGFOOT EXPERT RON MOREHEAD about all things SASQUATCH!!  Perhaps best known for the "SIERRA SOUNDS," alleged AUTHENTIC audio recordings of SASQUATCH LANGUAGE recorded in California in the 1970s, Ron is a highly articulate and personable guy who has quite the story to tell!  Do you think you have an idea about what BIGFOOT is or isn't?!  This episode MAY change your opinion/belief FOREVER!  GREAT SHOW, w/ some fascinating audio clips of Bigfoot interacting with man....the famous Sierra Sounds!  DON'T MISS THIS ONE!!  Check out Ron's website to discover how you can listen to his fantastic recordings!!  Believer or not, this is an extremely interesting and intriguing topic....LET'S GO!!