Tom and Alberto decided to roll up their sleeves and do some first-hand 'research' on the Kardashians' sex, lies, and videotapes. How exactly did this family become "famous for being famous" - who in Hollywood can we blame? Just how many scandals fill their ethical pit, which distracts us all from being able to live happy lives? And why does anyone, especially President Donald Trump, take them seriously? Perhaps it's all because of the head-turning style of the signature "Maroon Manwhore" lipstick, now available from Kylie Cosmetics and available at your nearest beauty retailer!

We finally have a guest star! Alberto's Parisian friend Clarisse joins the pod to bring her French perspective to our discussion about laïcité and free speech. In the wake of the gruesome attack on French schoolteacher Samuel Paty, and the subsequent criticisms from some Muslim nations and some people within our Western nations,  we thought it would be important to talk about the need to preserve our right to offend one another and stand up for our liberal values.

From the humble days of unfortunate seashells to the complex geopolitics of navigating your office's toilets, humans have come a long way in our quest to do our 'business' with dignity. Listen as Tom and Alberto unfurl the history of humanity's greatest struggle against our own bodies.

Bowser's political platform, genocide, Yoshi's god-like history, slavery, Princess Peach's questionable ethics, and animal abuse. Tom and Alberto uncover the truly horrific dystopia of the Mushroom Kingdom, exposing the hyper-capitalist nightmare that fuels hours of children's entertainment.