Pardon My Take

NFL Week 16 Fastest 2 Minutes (2:27 - 8:28). We recap every game from Saturday and Sunday (8:28 - 88:17). The Bears were in a Patrick Mahomes torture chamber on Sunday Night Football. Jameis was electric on Saturday, the Patriots put away the panic button, and the Rams season ended. The bad games were great on Sunday including the Dolphins/Bengals and Giants/Redskins. Dan Quinn is going to keep his job, maybe? The Cowboys shit the bed and the Seahawks remain an enigma. Who's back of the week to finish off the show. 

 Schedule for Christmas Week - Thursday Best of, regular episode Monday after Week 17 

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There was no Thursday Night Football so we instead bitch about how messy we've made our studio and then decide to not clean anything up. (2:35- 8:00) Weekend preview, Jameis interception watch, Pats/Bills, and Big Cat's cant lose parlay. (8:01-28:48) Fantasy Fuccbois.(28:49-31:23) The baddest motherfucker alive Jorge Masvidal joins the show to talk about his fight with Nate Diaz, putting people in the Shadow Realm, street fights, and a potential fight with Conor McGregor. (36:10-57:47) Segments include Fyre Fest (59:47-1:05:47) and FAQ's (1:05:48-1:12:56)

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Drew Brees record breaking season is back. MNF is all about Drew Brees and we talk about his career being exceptional while also weird. Booger gave us that MNF telestrator Dong and the Lions are going status quo. (2:35-18:37) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (18:38-30:08) Coach Jeff Fisher joins us in studio to talk about his life without football, fishing in Montana and chasing Bears, thoughts on social media and why he would love to get back in the game. (32:06-1:18:56) Segments include this league, (1:22:32-1:25:40) PR 101 for our guy Jon Rothstein, (1:25:41-1:30:08) way to stay relevant baseball, (1:30:09-1:31:52) and guys on chicks (1:32:53-1:40:32)

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Week 15 fastest 2 minutes (2:37 - 9:38). We recap every game from Sunday. The Bills are back in the playoffs, the Patriots made it for the 11th season in a row. Jameis Winston is a Hall of Famer and we feel bad for the Lions. The Texans take control of the AFC South, and the Bears killed Big Cat again. Everyone forgot about the Chiefs, Eli farewell, Urban Meyer to the Redskins? Seahawks Panthers happened. The Blackhole had a horrible ending. Freddie Kitchens did it again but at least he knows how weeks work. Vikings basically let the Chargers lose for themselves and the Cowboys played their perfect game (9:38 - 90:11). Who's back of the week (90:11 - 99:54) and then we welcome on Heisman Trophy Winner Joe Burrow. We talk to Joe about his recruitment to LSU, the whirlwind of this past year, Coach O stories and more.  (99:54 - 117:13)

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Lamar Jackson continues his MVP campaign and we say goodbye to Thursday Night Football for another season. (2:35-13:29) Week 15 picks and preview plus a Big Cat's cant lose parlay is now being used for nefarious purposes. (13:30-36:01) Fantasy Fuccbois. (36:02-39:18) Kevin Garnett and Adam Sandler join the show to talk about their new movie Uncut Gems, in theaters nationwide Christmas Day. We discuss KG's career, starring in the movie with Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler's movies, being loyal to his friends, and at long last the Final Boner Dogs pitch. (41:45-1:11:22) Segments include Fyre fest of the week, (1:15:32-1:22:48) hot stove update boras is getting paid, (1:22:49-1:27:07) and FAQ's (1:27:08-1:33:00) 

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Eli's last stand on MNF was everything we wanted. The Eagles are sad but holding on. (2:04-13:16) Patriots spygate 2 even though we can't fully muster up the ability to care. (13:17-22:48) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (22:49-36:36)Blake Bortles joins the show to do the Wikipedia on footspeed, check in on how the season is going and talk about his memories from the greatest rivalry in sports Civil ConFLiCT. (39:10-1:04:32) Segments include the finalists for the Lowman trophy award,(1:08:58-1:11:08) bad visual Lane Kiffin's face (1:11:09-1:14:48) and guys on chicks (1:14:49-1:23:28)

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Week 14 Fastest 2 minutes. We recap every game from Sunday (2:31 - 9:04). The Rams big win, the Bills fall short against the Dominant Ravens (9:04 - 22:04). Freddie Kitchens is a big dumb dumb (22:04 - 29:21). The Packers offense is weird (29:21 - 36:11). The Vikings bounce back, the 49ers win a shootout and George Kittle is a Beast. Dolphins try to win with only Field Goals, Jameis Winston's Mona Lisa. Drew Lock is for real, the Jaguars quit, and the Titans are the hottest team in the NFL. We finish up the recap with the Patriots vs the Chiefs and Duck's win in the desert. Who's back of the week (99:21 - 104:12). College Football Playoff break down and the Badgers broke Big Cat's heart again (104:12 - 116:12). Football guy of the week and Joe Burrow's swagger. 

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The Bears are officially back. Mitch Trubisky played the game of his life and the Cowboys are dead. Recapping Thursday night football (2:27 - 14:46). NFL Week 14 preview, it's officially "Just How Good Are They?" Weekend. Picks and breakdowns of all the important games (14:46 - 34:39). Fantasy Fuccbois (34:39 - 38:21). CFB Writer Tom Fornelli joins the show to break down Championship Saturday, who will make it into the Playoffs, why Utah gets disrespect, and his lock of the week (38:21 - 66:21). Gold Medalist Lindsey Vonn joins the show to talk about her new documentary and post ski life (66:21 - 80:17). Segments include Fyre Fest of the Week, trouble in paradise, Explain it to Hank the Mets new owner, kings stay kings Stephen A Smith and FAQ's 

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We start the show with an explanation of Baby Yoda mania. (2:00-6:05) MNF clean up, Russ Wilson's MVP year and his awkward mic'd up. (6:06-12:01) Ron Rivera fired. (12:02-15:51) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Big Cat actually believing the Bears can make the playoffs. (15:52-28:01) WWE Superstar and Mayor of Knox County, TN, Kane joins the show to talk about his career, burning Undertaker alive, working with Vince McMahon, and choke slamming people. (31:01-58:35) Segments include trouble in Paradise Cowboys, (1:01::13-1:06:29) Kickers Psychology Couch, (1:06:30-1:11:00) Just Chill Out Man Dabo Swinney, (1:11:01-1:15:46) and Guys on Chicks with a Bonus New Segment "We call Russillo and see what he's doing". (1:15:47-1:27:40)

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NFL Week 13 Fastest 2 minutes (2:27 - 10:35). We recap every game from Sunday. Hank has taken the Patriots panic button out of the closet, the Bengals won a game. We're now a Derrick Henry appreciation podcast. The Eagles and NFC East are a dumpster fire, the Browns Brown'd it up in Pittsburgh. The Redskins are hot and we talk about Nick Foles having the weirdest NFL Career of all time. Justin Tucker's worth, Jon Gruden is losing it and the Chargers played the exact same game yet again (10:35 - 100:43). We recap Thanksgiving Day games, who's back of the week and a quick recap of CFB Rivalry Week. 

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