Duke is going to win the National Title so forget even watching March Madness this year (2:10-6:16). In honor of National Women's Day we explain all the great things we've done for women (you're welcome, also sup). Brain Dump Friday and NFL Trades (6:17-16:35). Super Bowl 50 Champion Von Miller joins the show to talk about Kirk Cousins recruiting, what the offseason looks like for a veteran, why he doesn't go by the name Vonnie, and whether or not he mouth kisses his Dad (18:56-26:29). Segments include Locker Room Talk for the KC Royals (59:30-1:02:51), Sabermetrics for D-Rose (1:02:52-1:04:52), Olympic Update Holland Fucks, and Roasts read by Bubba because Uncle Chaps has diarrhea (1:04:53-1:15:20). 

March Madness is almost here we can taste it (2:20 - 6:17). TBS screws up the selection show (6:17 - 9:12). ESPN hires a new President (9:12 - 14:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (14:17 -19:12). Joe Buck joins the show to talk about his offseason, how he thought Romo was as an announcer, the fear of tweeting porn links, and whether or not he would give Basketball a try again (19:12 - 61:20). Segments include PR 101 for Canelo Alvarez eating Steroid meat, Mike Greenbergs Dumb Rules for Bullpen Carts. Bachelor talk for guys that don't talk bachelor and Guys on Chicks. 

The Oscars happened and they were boring. College basketball is awesome and March is our favorite month and this isn't recency bias. Tom Izzo back on the hot seat? (2:10-10:50) Whos back of the week in honor of Phil Mickelson including Lane Kiffin and B words(10:51-20:55). Chicago Bears GM Ryan Pace joins the show to talk about the combine, the draft, Bear Weather, is his hair too nice, and what does "the process" mean in Football (23:00-43:54). Segments include PR 101 for Josh Allen/Sam Darnold (46:32-49:11) Talking Soccer (49:12-50:35), Trouble in Paradise for JR Smith and the Cavs (50:36-53:51), Sabermetrics how many times would you punch yourself in the balls to draft Saquon Barkley (53:51-56:10), the debut of Hashtag Hyphy, and Hanks hot in the streets (56:11-1:00:35). 

Live from day 3 of the Combine we recap what its like to be surrounded by Football Guys, Todd Haley at the bar, and DraftJoshAllen (2:10-11:02). Brain Dump Friday with some new business ideas (11:03-18:55). Newly signed Jacksonville Jaguars QB Blake Bortles joins the show to talk about his new contract and Oscars preview based on Wikipedia pages (20:33-45:22). Prizefighters GGG and Canelo Alvarez join the show in anticipation of their rematch May 4th (45:27-57:15). Segments include Tim Tebow update, Thoughts and Prayers to Wesley Johnson and Concussions (59:51-1:05:51). Respect the Biz to ESPN for their Sean Miller reporting and Stay Woke on Baseballs being juiced (1:05:52-1:10:49). 

We're in Indy for the Combine and ready to talk Red Flags, Buzzwords, and Josh Allen being the best QB of all time. (2:10-9:25) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including baseball, the Sun, and the new PI rule in the NFL. (9:26-21:37) Pat McAfee joins the show to talk about a year since his retirement from the NFL, what he misses about Football, what he loves about being on the internet, and the stress of running an entire operation out of Indianapolis. (23:34-1:01:17) Segments include Mike Greenbergs dumb rules for the NIT, (1:03:55-1:06:01) Protect the Shield,(1:06:02-1:08:32) PR 101 for Lonzo Ball losing a shooting contest to Lil Bow Wow, (1:08:33-1:10:36) Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor and Guys on Chicks. (1:10:36-1:18:40) 

Blake Bortles is getting PAID and we bought a basketball team (2:17 - 6:37). Olympics are over and everyone loves Curling (6:37 - 11:21). PFT had an accident (11:21 - 13:25). Whos Back of the Week including Zaza PaCheapShot (13:25 - 22:50). Dan Dakich joins the show to talk about the Sean Miller news, where the NCAA goes from here, and the fact that he just found out Chris Farley is dead (22:50 - 50:29). Charlotte Bobcats Forward Frank Kaminsky joins the show to talk about playing high level College Basketball and the broken NCAA system (50:29 - 63:15). Segments include Tebow Update, he's hurt. Stay Woke Geno Smith believes the earth is flat and PR 101 for Marcus Peters.

You are now listening to a podcast that owns a website, DraftJoshAllen.com, the one stop shop for all your Josh Allen news. Brain Dump Friday where we talk about drunk ideas we've had in the past week (2:10-14:26). A recap of crashing Rick Pitino's press conference on Wednesday plus Matt Jones from Kentucky Sports Radio calls in to talk about the banner coming down and how Kentucky will do in the tourney (15:51-35:52). Mr Portnoy calls in with a fresh batch of complaints, including the brightness of his phone, twitter impersonators, and Big Cat "accidentally" reveals Mr Portnoy's passwords (35:56-1:00:27). Segments include Olympic Update (1:03:35-1:08:17), Sabermetrics (1:08:18-1:10:10), E-Sports update with Darren Rovell (1:10:11-1:11:30), and Mike Greenberg's dumb rules (1:11:31-1:15:55). 

Louisville is vacating titles and we're not making any of the jokes you think we're going to make. Olympics are still going on (2:10-8:40). Hot Seat/Cool Throne with a deep dive on Steven Seagal becoming a cryptocurrency ambassador and how Golf is now problematic (8:41-22:34). Jaguars QB Blake Bortles joins the show to talk about the Jags playoff run, what Tom Brady said to him after the AFC Championship game, Wikipedia Club for Leap Days, and a crazy fan that showed up to his house (23:45-41:22). Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk NHL, bash basketball, and explain the time the Penguins made him change his jersey number because Sidney Crosby's parents kept getting confused (42:15-1:04:16). Segments include Josh Allen Update (1:07:02-1:10:06), he's tall and can throw it far, Sabermetrics for Lebron vs MJ(1:10:07-1:14:32), Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor and Guys on Chicks (1:14:33-1:21:28). 

We started a Nascar drug scandal and NBA All Star Weekend bored us (2:10-7:13). Who's Back of the Week featuring penetration, Tiger Woods, and Tebow (7:14-13:53). Coach Tom Crean joins the show to talk about the wild weekend in College Basketball, how to properly prepare a team for a conference road game, what happens when the refs aren't calling fouls for your team, and which team he likes as his dark horse this March (16:17-45:26). Rapoport calls in to talk about his firing from Barstool (45:30-50:03). Segments include Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules NBA playoff seeding (52:27-54:35), Respect the Biz for ESPN deleting an article because of advertisers,(54:36-56:45) Olympic Update (they're still going on), and the debut of "Top of the Charts" where we look at the podcasts above us in the rankings and try to figure out what they're doing to beat us (56:46-1:02:55).

Brain Dump Friday. NBA All Star Weekend and we get a little weird with the start of the show. Josh Allen update, still tall. We're going to try to create the world's worst app, Jes-Its the Cheez-Its for Church (don't worry it will make sense, maybe), and set an ambitious goal to either get everyone to start watching a fake Netflix show or the Tommy Lee Pam Anderson Sex Tape (2:10-18:06). Nascar Driver and former Daytona 500 Champion Denny Hamlin joins the show to explain to us how race car driving is a real sport, how many guys illegally use adderall, what happens when you want to fight a guy, and how lame Joey Logano is (19:46-45:40). Segments include Tampering, where everyone tampers with Kirk  Cousins including us (48:01-51:13). Take Quake for Mike Francesca saying Jason Kelce should be cut for swearing, (51:14-54:12) Stay Woke on Bill Walton accidentally leaking WatchESPN's Big Brother conspiracy,(54:12-58:43) and Jimbos with Super Bowl Champion Lane Johnson as well as a discussion about his viral Patriots comments (58:51-1:11:48).