Pardon My Take

The big news is here, Pardon My Take has officially purchased a bowl game (parody law) ( 2:48 - 7:19). NFL picks and the return of Friday Roasts (7:19 - 18:06). Chicago Blackhawks goalie Scott Darling joins the show to talk hockey, goalie eye tests, and the return of his man card (19:21 - 28:14). Pardon My Take lawyer Michael Portnoy, esq joins the show to discuss the legality of squatting on the rights of a Bowl game as well as what's been bothering him recently (29:33 - 47:06). Segments include That's on Us, Sabermetrics, PR 101, and Jimbos of the week

Twitter wars, PFT is in a twitter war with Jay Mariotti and Jeff Fisher has been fired (2:45 - 9:28). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (9:28 - 16:21). Mike Pereira joins the show to talk about players jumping over the center during Field Goals and what would happen if a dildo were to cause a fumble in live action (17:24 - 34:47). The guys went back to Death to talk about Jeff Fisher's deceased coaching career, Tommy Lasorda, and closure on who killed Larry 1 (34:47 - 43:57) . Segments include Protect the Shield MLB edition, Thoughts and Prayers to Breast Cancer, Lebron Meme Killer, Spinzone for Lane Kiffin, Things I Thought Were Funny When I Was Drunk, and the newest segment Train Thoughts.

NFL Week 14 recap (2:48 - 7:01). Army/Navy, Marquette King possibly dating Kim Kardashian ( 7:01 - 13:14). The Aaron Rodgers Memorial Who's Back Of The Week. Football Guy of The Week (13:14 - 25:30). Chicago Bears Guard Kyle Long joins the show to talk about rehabbing his injury, Oregon football, Bear Weather, and twitter trolls. Segments include Hurt or Injured, Protect the Shield for Deflategate II, Bad Visual, Stay Classy, Lebron the Meme Killer, and the debut of segments "Bless His Heart" and "Bad Radio".

Thursday Night Football recap and what a cold bundled up Andy Reid means for our happiness (2:32 - 7:14). Week 14 NFL Picks and Heisman preview (7:14 - 14:55). West Virginia Head Coach Dana Holgorsen joins the show to talk football, his hair, and how many Red Bull's he drinks in a single day (14:55 - 29:53). Segments include Stay Classy, Kings Stay Kings, PR 101, Stay Woke, Respect The Biz, and Jimbos of the week. Bonus - flipping a water bottle on to a table game.

Hot Stove season and the guys are ready to talk MLB and College Bowl Season (3:03 - 12:12). Hot Seat/Cool Throne(12:12 - 18:27)). MMA Fighter Chael Sonnen joins the show to talk professional fighting, arm bars, Mayweather vs Pacquiao (20:30 - 41:23). Western Michigan Head Coach PJ Fleck joins the show to talk about motivation, bowl season, and rowing the boat (41:23 - 51:23). Segments include Battle of the Sexes, Kings Stay Kings, Hurt or Injured, Sabermetrics, and Stay Woke

The guys are back from the MAC Championship and B1G Championship. NFL Week 13 Recap (2:53 - 7:57). Blogger and Battle Rap Champion Rone joins the show to talk about College Football Final Four and his Penn State Nitanny Lions (7:47 - 12:56). Tiger Woods Who's Back Of the Week. Football guy of the week (12:56 - 31:24). Coach Dave Wannstedt from FOX Sports joins the show to talk College Coaching, CFB Playoffs and a great Ed Orgeron story from their days together in Miami (31:24 - 50:51). Segments include Kings Stay Kings for Jeff Fisher's new contract, Panic Button for PFT, Stay Woke, and Embrace Debate for Ezekiel Elliot

The guys are live from Detroit and the MAC Championship. Tiger is back and Mike Zimmer needs an eye patch. Power Rankings of conversations you least want to get into. LA Rams Quarterback Jared Goff joins the show to talk about facing Tom Brady, the Sun, and a possible name change for marketing purposes. Segments include Thoughts and Prayers, Peter King Ate The Trash Again, Hurt or Injured, Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules, and Jimbos of the week

Tiger Woods is officially back and so is the debate around pro athletes taking paternal leave (Al Horford). Hank is back from his vacation and ready to receive compliments for #GivingTuesday. Power Rankings of people you wouldn't want to get in a fight with if they were wearing this specific NFL jersey. Hot seat Cool throne (17:09-22:00). Former Green Bay Packer Tom Crabtree joins the show to talk Aaron Rodgers, MACtion, and dog diarrhea(23:22-49:47). Segments include PR 101 for Johnny Manziel (51:00-52:15) and RGIII, Respect The Shield (54:15-55:15), Stay Woke, Kings Stay Kings, Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules, and Hank's hot in the streets.

The guys are back from Thanksgiving break and ready to recap Week 12 of the NFL with the fastest 3 minutes. Football guy of the week in honor of Coach O's LSU hiring. The Tiger Woods who's back of the week. ESPN Host Danny Kanell joins the show to talk about chaos in College Football, why he wears a turtle neck on air, and his beef with the airline industry. Segments include PR 101 for Brian Kelly, People Forget That, Kings Stay Kings, Stay Woke, Mike Greenberg's dumb rules, and everyone's favorite new game "Is He Dead Yet?"

Thanksgiving time is here, time to loosen up the belt, crack a beer, and watch some football. NFL Picks for Turkey Day. Hot Seat/Cool Throne. Special Edition Mt Rushmore for favorite Thanksgiving activities. Bonus Mt. Flushmore for least favorite Thanksgiving day activities. Blake Bortles joins the show for the monthly Blake Bortles Wikipedia Club with topics "Tryptophan" and "Question Dodging". Stingray Steve joins to give his College Football call of the week. Segments include People Forget That, Locker Room Talk with Lenny Dykstra, Sabermetrics, Talking Soccer, and Thoughts and Prayers. The triumphant return of "Uhhhh Hey JJ" and a special bonus leaked scene from the new Matthew Dellavedova Movie.