Hey Rats,

Happy 4th you crazy freaks!

In this 4th of July special we let you know what you missed out on this 4th and how you can fix that next year. We also talk about some of the best songs to add to your 4th of July playlist so you can get that going as well.

If you want to prove to yourself that you wouldn't have to drink the goose you can test your skills HERE on this beautiful  game.

That's all for this week so until next time...

Bye.









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Bruhs and Bruhetes,

Hyzer day going? We are back with an episode after we attended the green river festival this past weekend. Super dope show with a lot of great roots performances. We wanted to talk a little about the cool bands we saw, the music we loved, roots music in general, park music festivals and festival gone wrong (uh oh)

What are your favorite folk or roots songs. Rate 5 stars and check out our patreon. Luv u sm silly.

your bruhs, 
PEACEEEe

Whoa,

Matt is tall again and we are back for another episode. This time we put on our serious hats to talk about the devastating floods occurring in Yellowstone and the surrounding communities.

Right now, thousands of people are displaced (some examples here and here) and fighting to rebuild their communities after Yellowstone's "1 in 500" year flood tore up the park we love so much. Park workers are struggling to find housing, business owners are trying to keep their doors open, and some people are watching their houses get swept away and posting it to Tik Tok.

The evacuation has been grueling and we have seen some good signs in the past couple days but there is a lot left to be done. Gateway towns may be on their own for 2+ years while roads and bridges are repaired and areas are cleared.

We order a pizza at the end of the episode from the Parlor at Mack's Inn. They are donating half of their revenue over the next few days to the Chamber of Commerce to assist these towns. Do what you can to help.

We'll see you next week,
PEEEA-ZZA

Hey guys, sorry there is no episode this week. 

Matt is going through something right now so we couldn't record a full episode. He says he is super sorry although it's hard to understand him in this update due to his current state. 

He will be back to normal normal next week so stay tuned!

Use #makematttallagain to show your support. 1 Like = 1 tall 

Until next week guys,

PEACE!!!!
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Oh shit a Rat,

Wats poppin kiddo. We are about to talk about the leanest, meanest bear in the whole forest. The GOAT at keeping idiots from setting wildfires. Smokey the GD bear my guy. We talk a little about how he came to be one of the most recognizable public figures in conservation and how a little cub from Capitan, New Mexico was Jet setting and being paired up with groupies.

We also talk about how to properly start a fire in the woods to make sure it is safe and ok with Smokey the GOAT. How far to make the pit down. What to use. How to put it out. and way more.

And finally we discuss some historical bozos that lit forest fires that destroyed millions of dollars in forest and property because they just had to smoke on the side of the road or needed those facebook likes. 

Our new patreon.

Stay tuned brudda
The Rats

Whats up Rats?

Strap in for some laughs, tears and some really spicy burps.

Hope you had some great burgs and dogs this past weekend.

Until next Tuesday,

PEACEEEE!!!!!

What's slappin' rats?

In this fast paced episode we are going to be chugging along the topic of train hopping.
Once a popular means of getting around the country now only has a small number of participants due to the high risk and potential to get arrested.

We may get off the rails a few times in this episode but in general we cover the history of train hopping, how people train hop and the dangers that are involved.

The dangers are real in the sport of train hopping and we do not advise anyone to try it but if you really need to let off some steam we can't stop you from doing it.

You can track us down on social media @parkratspodcast. We are trying to conduct some great content for you so we really appreciate the love.
 
Here is the train hopping wiki if you are interested. 

Until the next stop,

PEACCCESSEECECESSEEEEEE!!!!!!
 

Yeah ok we get it there is a famous band called The Byrds and we couldn't think of them but whatever we are a National Park podcast not a know every band podcast so give us a break ok.

Anyways,

We are talking bout thumbing today folks. Hitchhiking has been around for a very long time (1910!) and we are just sad it isnt still socially acceptable to do it still. As the automobile became more popular, so did people finding ways to get around the country. Sometimes the easiest way was to just stick out a thumb.

We talk about the history of hitchhiking, its decline over the years, why it is perceived as dangerous, and some personal and third-party accounts of hitchhiking stories.

We'll catch you down the road,
THUMBBBBBB

Good afternoon Gentleman,

Today we sit down by the fire with our stash of Cuban stogies and fine Scotch to have a civilized chat about a truly remarkable topic. Put on your best silk robe, pull your armchair close, and listen as we discuss everything there is to know about how to properly shit in the woods.

Quoted as the Park's number one problem, pooping in the woods is something that has existed even before humans but now its turning our national parks into a collection of bad Taco Bell menu decisions.

So heres what you gotta know about crappin in the woods, kid.

Listen to the pod to learn more and If you want to help out the park, check out this cool foundation we found from typing "shit", "crap" and "poop" in our Google search bars. DoGoodShit is trying to make pooping in the woods so much more sustainable.

Also, here's some bear shit lol.

Alright, 
Peace!!!

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