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It’s here, our final episode of Carpooling with the Cullens. This week we talk CGI babies, dog boyfriends, and Service Forks. We ask the important questions, like, what is a clearing? Is it ok that Sue Clearwater moved in with Charlie Swann? Was the Free Solo climber kinda asking for it? And most importantly, who would see a movie called The Whistleblower’s Sisters? We had a great ride, thanks for the laughs and the tears, Cullens.

This week we’re closing out our Season 2 with a chat with the incredible Jono Flett. We talk King Charles, Ashley Bickerton, and everything in between. He’s an incredible editor, graphic designer, and all around cool guy. We thank him for flying across an ocean for us. Enjoy! 

Vampire babies, humans drinking blood, syringes into the heart, crushed bed frames, Mormon agendas. Sounds like a horror movie. But in fact, it’s just Part 1 of Breaking Dawn, which is really just a high school gym teaching telling you, in the immortal words of Coach Carr from Mean Girls, “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.” We had a good time. 

This week we sit down to talk about Nancy Drew, Little Bear, growing up in a movie theatre, starting your own theatre troupe, Kids in the Hall, Los Angeles, and the best places to go in Roncy. We’re talking with the wonderful and talented Tracy Ryan. If you’ve ever heard Elliot apologize to Tracy during previous episodes, this would be that Tracy. Enjoy! 

We're back this week with A.I. hot takes, more drama from the dog park, and a full analysis of Pedro Pascal and his turn at being Hollywood's newest heart throb. We answer some tough questions, such as: would you want to live 20 years into the apocalypse? Which celebrity deserves a comeback? And most importantly, does The Little Mermaid live action look good? Enjoy!

Uninhabitable BnB’s, fish themed parties, the Oscars, dreams, dogs- all this and more! This week we settle in with our guest host Shannon Tigert to talk about the Oscars and discuss the dreams we hope to one day fulfill, much like Ke Huy Quan, holding his Oscar and hugging Harrison Ford. Enjoy!

Men at war in the jungle- a story you've heard before. But not like this. If you, like us, were in your early preteens when Tropic Thunder came out, chances are you trekked to a theatre for a movie going experience unlike any other. Many were offended, many found joy and hilarity in the chaos of the movie, some made it 10 minutes in before walking out of the theatre. The only thing we can all agree on: the most offensive part of this movie was Justin Theroux's on set look (complete with fedora and soul patch).

Enjoy!

First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the CGI wolves, the vampires who vacation in Florida, the Italian government, the non-consensual smooching, the scorching charisma from Charlie Swann (and some might say, controversially) from the OG patriarch himself, Carlisle Cullen (king of the quiet bandage moment). All this and more, as we sit down with our special guest, Shannon Tigert, to discuss The Twilight Saga: Eclipse!

Are you allowed to use Covid as an excuse for backing out of plans? Cam on or cam off in a Zoom meeting? Are you allowed to gossip about someone crying at work? And most importantly, there are new rules for tipping! We had no idea. We are so grateful to the good people at New York Magazine, for providing the answers to questions we hadn’t even thought to ask. Part 1 was good, Part 2 is even better.

Thank god for New York Magazine and The Cut for their guide to social etiquette. Finally, our questions are answered: to lay a hand on the small of a back or not to lay a hand on the small of a back? Why must we "always wink"? Should the bill be politely fought over by both parties? It's the hot take you've been waiting for, not just for the New York elite.