Randy talks about his hatred of rescue dogs. Are our dopplegangers taking over? Who is "the Fart Authority" and why did he get fired from his job? The boys also give their takes on Swiss Fart Man and Alex Jones' recent suspension from the internet. And finally, the SONG OF THE SUMMER 2018 is determined.

Big Dog Daddy (aka Toby Keith) is featured. The guys give an update on the moon and more importantly, its PR team. Save the world with beef tubes? We do the Thing. Oh and 1/4 chance you have a hairy butt.

Big Dog Daddy (aka Toby Keith) is featured. The guys give an update on the moon and more importantly, its PR team. Save the world with beef tubes? We do the Thing. Oh and 1/4 chance you have a hairy butt.

We don't really know either.

We don't really know either.

Kurt returns to the Patio after finding himself in the foothills of Bangladesh. Ryan voices his anti-anti-straw opinion. Kurt talks about hazing activities at work and his recent 15 minutes of fame.

Kurt returns to the Patio after finding himself in the foothills of Bangladesh. Ryan voices his anti-anti-straw opinion. Kurt talks about hazing activities at work and his recent 15 minutes of fame.

Kurt has a shocking announcement that will make you happy or sad - we don't know which one.
The guys answer some really interesting and tame listener questions. Kurt comes up with an idea to get you out of bed! Randy is confused and disgusted throughout. Randy challenges Kurt to a photo competition for all the marbles (arnies).

Kurt has a shocking announcement that will make you happy or sad - we don't know which one.

The guys answer some really interesting and tame listener questions. Kurt comes up with an idea to get you out of bed! Randy is confused and disgusted throughout. Randy challenges Kurt to a photo competition for all the marbles (arnies).

A disturbing truth about last week's flowers is revealed. Randy talks about his household's tendency to spontaneously break out into drum circles. Kurt describes an awkward encounter at the pharmacy. How important are nipples? - the boys break it down. Patio Lanterns has its first question from a fan!