Patio Lanterns

Patio Lanterns

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Patio Lanterns episodes

  • The Return of the Kurt
    Kurt returns to the Patio after finding himself in the foothills of Bangladesh. Ryan voices his anti-anti-straw opinion. Kurt talks about hazing activities at work and his recent 15 minutes of fame.
    42 min
  • The Return of the Kurt
    Kurt returns to the Patio after finding himself in the foothills of Bangladesh. Ryan voices his anti-anti-straw opinion. Kurt talks about hazing activities at work and his recent 15 minutes of fame.
    42 min
  • The Goat
    Kurt has a shocking announcement that will make you happy or sad - we don't know which one.
    The guys answer some really interesting and tame listener questions. Kurt comes up with an idea to get you out of bed! Randy is confused and disgusted throughout. Randy challenges Kurt to a photo competition for all the marbles (arnies).
    36 min
  • The Goat
    Kurt has a shocking announcement that will make you happy or sad - we don't know which one.
    The guys answer some really interesting and tame listener questions. Kurt comes up with an idea to get you out of bed! Randy is confused and disgusted throughout. Randy challenges Kurt to a photo competition for all the marbles (arnies).
    36 min
  • Jurassic Lifestyle
    A disturbing truth about last week's flowers is revealed. Randy talks about his household's tendency to spontaneously break out into drum circles. Kurt describes an awkward encounter at the pharmacy. How important are nipples? - the boys break it down. Patio Lanterns has its first question from a fan!
    39 min
  • Jurassic Lifestyle
    A disturbing truth about last week's flowers is revealed. Randy talks about his household's tendency to spontaneously break out into drum circles. Kurt describes an awkward encounter at the pharmacy. How important are nipples? - the boys break it down. Patio Lanterns has its first question from a fan!
    39 min
  • Bears, beets, deaf people
    The guys try to determine where stomach hair ends and pubic hair begins. Then they try to wrap their heads around how a deaf person thinks.
    30 min
  • Bears, beets, deaf people
    The guys try to determine where stomach hair ends and pubic hair begins. Then they try to wrap their heads around how a deaf person thinks.
    30 min
  • The Gang Hosts an Awards Show
    Ryan rants about trikes and Kurt admits how an episode of Black Mirror made him feel quite uncomfortable. Prestigious awards are handed out to past interviewees.
    42 min
  • The Gang Hosts an Awards Show
    Ryan rants about trikes and Kurt admits how an episode of Black Mirror made him feel quite uncomfortable. Prestigious awards are handed out to past interviewees.
    42 min

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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.