Medium double double and 2 chocolate chip muffins = breakfast of champions.  Is PJs wife trying to smother him?  Evan encounters an irate individual at the gas pump.

Is writing online reviews about a fast-food chain considered rock bottom?  Evan shares his first (and only) wakeboarding experience, and the time he told a room of entrepreneurs that he watched Barney.

Pat finally gets his coffee.  "Peter" joins us on the podcast to share his experience at the fertility clinic, as well as his tips to avoid paying utilities.  Does going back to school automatically double your salary?

PJ goes on a tirade about his weak mental fortitude when it comes to saying no to subscription services.  Dr. Pat self-diagnoses his mysterious cough and tries to convince us that he could pull someone over in his Kia.

Pat is here, but late?  Not sure if that's any better.  PJ is leading the charge on eliminating the stigma around number 2.  Is Pat a first responder?

PJ's brother Jamie joins us today for some controlled chaos.  Who is the most learned of the group?  Jamie talks about hiking, almost getting killed while being a hitchhiker, and Pat has the AUDACITY to order a medium double double while podding.

Pat's back! We have a (semi) serious chat around ableism - is Pat an ally or an asshole? Evan and Pat are introduced to the world of feet pics.

Pat's brother Allan joins the podcast today - we talk about his car being haunted by the ghost of a criminal, what goes into making the perfect pizza, and Pat's cereal-eating routine.

T's and P's to Damar Hamlin.  Pat's not here (shocker) - PJ and Evan spend their time berating their missing cohost, and we float the idea of a new guest on the podcast.