A satirical journey through California's contradictions exposes the "premium state with premium ideas" as perhaps less desirable than advertised. The episode uses mockery and parody to highlight political hypocrisy, failed policies, and the growing exodus from the once-golden state.

• Satirical tourism ad promoting California's "premium" features including highest housing prices, taxes, and gas prices
• Mock political dialogue minimizing riots and crime while claiming "peaceful protests"
• Critical examination of slave reparations policy in a state "that never had slaves"
• Parody of emergency services prioritizing identity politics over competency
• Musical segments about California's wildfires, failed infrastructure, and mass exodus
• Critique of politicians who say "do as I say, not as I do" while dining at upscale restaurants
• Various references to homeless crisis, sanctuary city policies, and environmental challenges