This week Patton Oswalt comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is maybe one of the best headlines we've had. The second story is one man's big secret from his girlfriend. Final story is another unexpected object in a rectum.

Patton Oswalt - Windtalkers

It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). With Daniel Van Kirk, Randy Sklar, and Jason Sklar. www.patreon.com/dumbpeopletown

Comedy

Comedian, actor, and podcaster Andy Daly (Unfrosted on Netflix) stops by as Daniel explains how the wrong box of penises got delivered to a British artist, Randy describes how a Florida man crashed an excavator into a Walmart, and Jason warns against robbing banks in a wheelchair, and so much more!
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Andy Daly - There's No Such Thing As Ice

Comedian Dina Hashem (Dark Little Whispers) stops by as Daniel describes how an AirBnB host sent footage of a man having an affair on her property to his wife after he refused to pay, Jason explains that a woman sued Chopped restaurants after finding a finger in her salad, and Randy warns against calling the police over the price of crab, and so much more!

Dina Hashem - Finger Salad

Comedian Todd Glass (The Event Of A Lifetime) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman used a rewards card to get free gas, Jason explains how a dad mistakenly bought a huge dinosaur statue for his son, and Randy warns against bringing meth to your schools family fun night, and so much more!
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Todd Glass - Free Gas

Actor Oscar Nunez stops by as Daniel describes how the enforcer of good driving crashes into several cars while high on drugs, Randy explains why a woman is suing Disney for a wedgie she received at their waterpark, and Jason warns against pooping into Pringles cans, and so much more!
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Oscar Nunez - Became Airborne

Comedian Andrew Youngblood (I'll Tell You This) stops by as Randy explains how a doctor was arrested after porn was shot on his yacht, Daniel describes how doctors removed bugs from a Florida man's nose, and Jason warns against throwing Oreos at your wife during an argument, and so much more!
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Patton Oswalt - Windtalkers

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