I am the best example of productive and superior human evolution. And should you disagr- Damn! I'm out of beer. BRB

Has changed...

My initial attempt at noon lasted 32 minutes. Ah well.

A lady from my home town asked me to do a show today, and that's all that needs to be said.

I will be bowing out as director of the WCSL on January 8, 2011. It's time for me to focus upon more immediate things like family. Though I don't regret a moment of it, twenty-five years is enough.

A tad more than one hundred downloads here on BTR are needed to reach 51,000. If that doesn't prove the global interest in both me and the Worldwide Church of Satanic Liberation, don't forget your helmets and tell the shortbus driver I said hello.

Oh yeah - Happy 43rd Birthday, Lee!!!

I'll be addressing the morons who are voting Republican just because our President is black, and the twits with no background in business and finance who claim not only that TARP hasn't worked, but the auto industry bailout was unnecessary.

Or I may just do the usual and speak for 90 minutes about how wonderful I am.

Unlike the rest, I truly care for my fans and the WCSL members.

Well, depending on my beer supply of course.

He just called from the airport and asked me to do a BTR show so he could listen to it when he gets back home to San Diego. I'm his dad, I'm going to say no?

I had a great time with you, son. Next time try to stay longer than eighteen hours. That's right, I counted! Love you!

For years I've been ridiculed for my shameless self-promotion by those who should know better, especially those who call themselves Satanists. I couldn't care less. I know what true Satanism is and I refuse to let the rants from inbred, unwashed fools derail my cause.