Seriously.

While organizations such as the Church of Satan, First Church of Satan, Joy of Satan continue to steadily decline in membership and relevance, The WCSL is the Satanic Energizer Bunny©.

What else can be said? This show will honour the Master of Metal.

*Maybe this time BTR will be working properly...*

The show last evening was truncated due to BlogTalkRadio having a glitch. Here’s hoping tonight’s broadcast is error free.

This is an invitation to all my detractors: call in and prove your worth. It won't happen of course, but aren't dreams fun?"

Got questions? Ask them. Compliments? Let’s hear them. Insults? Bring ‘em on. Money to spend? I’ve got just the place for you! Today’s show will also include fan and hate mail, music, and of course my unique perspectives on life, love, and the wonder that is Me.

The WCSL Store’s biggest seller is the thong. We offer several images but the most favoured are those featuring me. Tonight we will explore the global phenomenon known as Paul Douglas Valentine — International Satanic Superstar. For those of you who think a seven course meal is a ring of kielbasa and a six-pack, this means the show is all about ME.

Yet another idiotic stereotype the mentally deficients rampant within the Occult tend to embrace. Kind of like the moronic “High Priests” who form their own “churches” and take on the Anton LaVey look. Jesus... This is a chance to hear from those who indulge in all that nonsense. If they dare call in...

Any ethnic group believing their bloodline is better than another’s is idiotic and not very educated in recent genetics finds about common ancestry. The worst of the bunch seems to be the white pride/aryan psychos. If you’ve ever watched their YouTube videos and read their comments, well, you quickly understand that their philosophy is rarely embraced by anyone with an education and teeth. Jesus...

Reports have it that The Hambuglar, Wendy, Big Boy, Li'l Debbie, the Pillsbury Doughboy, Mrs. Butterworth, Aunt Jemima, George Michael, and Captain Morgan were guests.