(National F**ktard League) With every show and YouTube video I produce, more and more of the mentally unstable focus their spittle-spewing vitriol on me. I’m obviously doing something right.

People are generally ignorant. Look, I’m not a misanthrope — nor am I a sociopath. Nevertheless, in my fifty-two years I’ve noticed that people tend to eschew logic for comfort. This really needs to change.

I get put in my place by my neighbour's 6 year-old daughter.

It‘s bad enough to have the images of 9/11 rammed down our throats yet another year, but this is like Halloween for the conspiracy theorists. They care NOTHING for those who died and/or their families. I dare Alex Jones and his ilk to call in.

My guests will be Ahura Mazda, Tiamat, Buddha, Jesus, The Great Spirit, Allah, Yahweh, Satan, Kali, Enki, Damballah, Odin, Set, and Jughead.

My friend Jason King makes his first appearance on The Naked Satanist. For those of you barely past writing in the dirt with a stick, make sure you have your dictionary and thesaurus handy; Jason is not the typical knuckle-dragging, semi-literate, borderline articulate Satanist. He‘s a lot like me (though I’m much more cute and loveable).

Of being in a nine-way (and one of only two men). I love my life!

The silly Christers believe Sunday is their sabbath. I say bollocks! As I am a true international Satanic superstar (and a god in many eyes) I now claim this day as mine, and it shall henceforth be known as Son (of Doug) Day. You may all pay homage this evening at 5:30.

I have to explain this?

Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick pleaded guilty to two felonies and was immediately removed from office. This arrogant thug got what he deserved. Detroit is a great city and it needs better leadership, and hopefully this will lead to just that.

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Also, I’m getting really sick of people wearing their heritage as a badge of honour that cannot be questioned or lampooned. It’s the INDIVIDUAL not the bloodline.