With the exception of Ronnie James Dio’s, my groupies/fans are the best on Earth. And I explain why.

I have accepted Jesus as my Lord and Saviour.

(If you believe that nonsense? Kill yourselves.)

I’m honoured by it. The fact so many people think I’m worth their time and angst is amazing.

I became a last minute baby-sitter (and still recovering from last night’s Motorhead, Heaven & Hell, Judas Priest show).

This piece of human garbage challenges Anton LaVey for the Most Disgusting and Psychotic Individuals in Occultism award.

For years I’ve been slammed by radical theists and deists for embracing atheism. Also, from the beginning I’ve posited that a belief in gods, demons, etc., is a sure sign of mental illness. This show will hopefully bait some of my detractors to call in to attempt coherent explanations of their silly convictions..

The dumbing down of America is crippling us; too many people of questionable breeding stock are producing dullards who embrace every idiotic conspiracy theory out there, and our educational system (especially in the south) is close to worthless.

The grandkids are here so tonight's show should be interesting. There will be, of course, no cursing, swearing, or coarse language. 100% kid friendly. Don’t like it? Tough.

Doing well, but I think I’m once again addicted.

Too many embrace the stereotype. And Li’l Mississippi Ken got snagged.