Hey, a god is a god.

Everything from Mothman, Ouija, Tarot, Sasquatch, 9/11, and alien abductions. Wednesdays will be when I focus even more on silliness and the loons who embrace it.

I’ll be prepared, but don’t expect cohesion.

I invite any whackjob to call in today. That includes Josh Skye, David Icke, Jim Von Helton, Jeff Peckman, etc. We’ll talk about Bohemian Grove/human sacrifice, ancient Martian civilizations, Greys — whatever.

But come armed with more than anecdotal evidence.

So many of you lost sleep, threatened suicide, and sought psychiatric help due to my absence, I feel it’s my duty to return. For personal reasons I should wait longer, but you — my legions of loyal fans — need me.