Peculiar Objects

In which moms are endangered, old friends and new friends meet for the first time, and K.R. develops a taste for cashmere!

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Anthony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. The voice of Remi DeSoto was provided by Nyssa Newman, and the Confession of Spencer’s Folly was read by Donna Hills. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

THREE THINGS WILL COME TO PASS, and when they do, you will know that I have spoken the truth:
1. Jamal will fulfill a SMOOCHING-RELATED OATH made in episodes LONG PAST.
2. DeSoto will be EMBRACED TWICE, be BETRAYED ONCE, and WANNA HIT A PURITAN PIÑATA WITH HIS CRICKET BAT.
3. K.R. will meet THREE WOLVES, and fall before them.

Disclaimer: we are legally obligated to urge listeners not to refer to the entity known as Candle Jack, but will not be held respo—

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Anthony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Okay let’s go over the checklist for this episode:
1. Escape from Moosewood Falls
2. Blinded by the light
3. Three Stooges-style three-way slapfight
4. Party at Pirate Timmy’s
5. ASSUME THE EXPOSITION

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Anthony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

*bing-bong*

Good morning Moosewood Falls shoppers, we hope you’re enjoying your visit! Don’t forget, today’s the last day of our special offer to surrender yourself completely to the darkness behind the stars and become the hands of that which is not dead and can eternal lie! Remember to stop by Belladora’s Grotto and get your commemorative photo of you being eaten whole from head to toe! Moosewood Falls Mall: The shadows will bleed, and the locks will break.

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

🎵We’re gonna save some pets,

Only got holy water in our backpacks,

We’re—we’re—we’re fightin’, kittycats are bitin’

This is Spencer’s Folly

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Remi takes K.R. and DeSoto on a leisurely drive, it rains men and Jamal takes up dumpster diving!

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Jamal attempts to find the secrets to love hidden in the depths of a temple to materialism and develops cougar-scratch fever, and DeSoto and K.R. seal their friendship with that oldest and strongest of bonds: CRIME. Also a goat shows up!

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Jamal tries his hand at romancing a mature dame in that time-honored fashion that absolutely everyone loves to experience: hitting on her while she’s at work, only to be met by a neighborhood welcome-wagon he did not expect, and K.R. and DeSoto reverse-hitchhike and break a precious family heirloom, and also retcon the timeline on the fly!

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Dante, Kraven and Landis make an unexpected ally, launch their final assault on the Blasphemous Church and learn perhaps the hardest lesson of all.

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it, and this episode we’re joined by special guest Max Matta, whose writing on spookytype films can be found at HorrorBuzz! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

The dudes descends into the depths of the Sanctuary in search of answers, only to find themselves in the midst of a situation that's hairier than they bargained for! Trust us, that was hilarious, you'll see.

Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it, and this episode we’re joined by special guest Max Matta, whose writing on spookytype films can be found at HorrorBuzz! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!