Peculiar Objects

Oddie, Kitt and their wee little dead girl go traipsing through an eldritch arbor!

Thrill as Kitt struggles to hold a team together, which is hard when one of your team members IS A GHOST, because, y'know, the ectoplasm.

Chill as Oddie is just shockingly unkind to the Tiniest Specter with almost no provocation, COME ON ODDIE, just because she's dead doesn't mean good manners are!

Spill as you weren't careful enough with your PIPING HOT SOUP! Watch where you're soupin', knucklehead!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Solid Woodsmanship" Moore and played by Nigel "For A Good Time, Call The Principle's Mom" Collins and Casey "It's Ghost O'Clock" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

THE VOYAGE INTO THE GLISTENING, KEENING HEART OF THE PLUTONIC TIMBER BEGINS.

HOW will Kitt transverse the Ætheric Coral and rescue his deputy from the lurking menace within?

DID Oddie's Reagan-era public school education cover GHOST ETIQUETTE?

And WHAT, on EARTH OR ELSEWHERE, could possibly induce Katt to BETRAY HIS MASTER AND BEST FRIEND?

Find out this week on this friggin' thing, you know the one!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Rover Chauffer" Moore and played by Nigel "Everybody Has Feet" Collins and Casey "*Tips Hat* Ghost Ma'am" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

ODDIE'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON, and by 'it' we mean A POSITION OF POWER IN A SINISTER, CLANDESTINE BAKE-SALE CULT.

HOW can Kitt find his deputy and defeat the PTA without attracting the attention of Social Services and her glaunch of well-meaning KITTNAPPERS?

WHAT exactly is it that calls to Oddie from the depths of the forest, and can he resist its fatal song before the Plutonic Timber claims him ONCE AND FOR ALL?

And WHY do the good cartoons ONLY come on RIGHT when you have to go SAVE THE FRIGGIN' TOWN from POWER-MAD SOCCER MOMS?

Come grab a handful of Beggin' Strips and find out this week on Peculiar Objects!

The spookumtune that lures wee children to their arboreal dooms is "Death's Lament" by Cierra Gooden!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Action Translation Montage" Moore and played by Nigel "Vitamin B.A. Baracus" Collins and Casey "Sippin' My Sanka" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

***CONTENT WARNING FOR CHILD HOMELESSNESS***

With the one true Marshal of Spencer's Folly KITTNAPPED BY SOCIAL SERVICES, it's up to Oddie and Katt to rescue him from the clutches of WELL-MEANING SERVANTS OF AN INHERENTLY BROKEN SYSTEM.

CAN Deputy and Dog extricate their best pal and master from the most secure Econoline a government travel per diem can afford before Kitt is lost in the system LIKE SO MANY STOOP KIDS?

HOW can the boys ever be safe in their town again, knowing now that the PTA and the Children of the Black Sign are ONE AND THE SAME?

And WHAT does Thony have against flatsnacks, which EVERYONE KNOWS are the most space-efficient comestible for the peckish lawman on the go? THERE'S JUST ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, CITIZENS!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Dog of Kings, King of Dogs" Moore and played by Nigel "What A Deputy Does" Collins and Casey "100% What's Supposed To Be Happening" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

At LONG LAST, the showdown with the PTA is at hand!

HOW will Oddie and Kitt convince the most powerful people in town to take the threat lurking in the heart of the Plutonic Timber seriously?

WHO is the President of the PTA, and what stake do they have in KEEPING OUR FAVORITE BOY-SLEUTHS SILENT?

And WHAT do these AGENTS FROM A VAGUE, YET MENACING GOVERNMENT AGENCY want with Kitt Russell, JUNIOR LAWMAN?

The answers to these and also a recipe for homemade Cinnamon Toast Crunch coffee creamer await within!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Cinnamon Toastvinci Code" Moore and played by Nigel "I Don't Need This Cryptic Crap" Collins and Casey "Kombucha, If I May" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

HOW does the PTA exert such an iron grip over the sleepy hamlet of Spencer’s Folly without so much as breaking a pressed-on nail?

WHY does everyone in town seem to think it would be best for all involved if the search for wee missing Carly Figueroa were abandoned?

WHAT DO a Marshall, Deputy and Dogputy need for breakfast to start their mornings right, AND WHY CAN THEY ONLY HAVE IT WHEN THE BEES ARE ASLEEP?

The answers to these and more with a LITTLE UNEXPECTED HELP from the Mean Girls Wiki, this week on Peculiar Objects, sponsored this episode by Dick Van Patten's Hobo Chili For Dogs!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Two Boxes Of Plot Donuts" Moore and played by Nigel "The Daredevil's Way" Collins and Casey "Strudel Spit-Take" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

CW: This episode contains a depiction of verbal spousal abuse that some listeners may find upsetting.

Filled with chicken and investigative spirit, Oddie and Kitt set off to confront the true power holding Spencer's Folly in its manicured grasp: The PTA.

CAN your favorite boy sleuths stand up to the most influential organization in town, ONE EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN THE ONE THAT HAS A COOL CLUBHOUSE WITH CHICKEN AND BILLIARDS?

WHAT is the connection between the Parental Township Authority and the children that vanish from town with EVER-INCREASING FREQUENCY?

WILL Oddie's Golden Girls-themed poems make the finals in the school paper's submission contest, AND THAT LUNCH WITH ESTELLE GETTY AND BURT REYNOLDS FINALLY BE HIS?

All this and a special celebrity guest stops by to give us home maintenance tips, this week on Peculiar Objects!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Why Did It Have To Be Dinosaurs" Moore and played by Nigel "Sic Semper Tasty" Collins and Casey "Only Found Three Potential Episode Titles This Week" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

The day has come! All of this NONSENSE with Oddie and Kitt pays off AT LAST, and we meet the TRUE HERO of our tale: JEFF WHO WORKS AT THE VIDEO STORE.

We know, FINALLY, right?

WHO are the true powers that rule over Spencer's Folly? WHAT really happened that night on Moosewood Boulevard? And HOW MUCH is the late fee going to be if Oddie doesn't return Free Fail Points before noon on the due date? THE ANSWERS TO SOME OF THESE and also Oddie crafts a gift from his father into a weapon that would CERTAINLY get him pulled out of line by the TSA on this week's episode!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Thanks, Patriarchy" Moore and played by Nigel "Book Fulla Gobbledygook" Collins and Casey "Water-Based Rivers, Water-Based Worlds" Hills, who also edits and produces it, and this episode we're joined by Max "The Four Corners of Spook Central" Matta! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Join Oddie as he embarks on one of the most important nights of any young man's life: when he brings his Marshal to dinner to meet his father. AS IS SO OFTEN THE CASE, it goes poorly but MUCH IS LEARNED regarding the LOCAL SPOOKLEPATION and ELDRITCH NONSENSE that lies at the heart of the Benevolent Order of Beaters. Also the line between fatherly protectiveness and PHYSICAL ASSAULT OF A MINOR is blurred even further than the typical 80's standard, an UNUSUALLY HIGH number of firings occur even for this show, and Oddie participates in a little good old-fashioned GRAND THEFT CHICKEN.

This episode only, the first ten listeners will be entered into a drawing for a Genuine Imitation Evel Knievel action figure!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Dam Zero, Damn Straight" Moore and played by Nigel "The Sexy Goblin Hat-Trick" Collins and Casey "The Great Sanduskys" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!

Oddie ventures where EVEN THE HARDIEST Moose-Scout troops fear to tread: THE PLUTONIC TIMBER, deep in the heart of the forest! WILL he find Carly Figueroa--or what's left of her--in the depths of that OTHERWORLDLY ARBOR? HOW can he and Kitt get to the fried chicken buffet before all the friggin' tenders and popcorn chicken get taken BY JERKS WHO HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE HUNGRY LAW? And WHAT on SOME OF OUR GOD'S green earth leaves footprints the size of a ten-year-old girl??? All of this and instructions on how to build your very own utility-cast on this, the LAST EPISODE of Peculiar Objects to feature Casey Hills! Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Thing About Moosewood Trees" Moore and played by Nigel "The Groove Is In The Heart" Collins and Casey "A Snack-Dense Environment" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!