This is episode 64 of the WET Podcast.

TEJAS TONIC

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - Our best Ben Bankas impressions

00:01:05 - Ranking the types of white people

00:02:33 - Use code WETPOD on tejastonic.com

00:03:05 - Liam Neeson pees his pants all the time

00:04:08 - Does Apple Care cover piss damage?

00:10:09 - Crying on shrooms and farting on acid

00:12:53 - Will they ever stop talking about piss?

00:13:40 - Music to poop to

00:16:38 - X-Files is scawwy

00:21:58 - Jackalopes are real goddamnit!

00:23:54 - Tripping in the woods

00:28:11 - Bel Air Motel: Even the roaches are dead!

00:33:24 - Our sons are going to be little menaces

00:36:14 - Dollar General hates poor people

00:38:50 - Markus's Dino of the Week

00:44:04 - Guys being dudes

00:45:42 - Buying 'Fcuking Fab' from Thirteen down at the vape van

00:48:12 - Justin has (mostly) quit Zyns for 2 months

00:51:26 - What word would you be?

00:54:18 - Charlemagne asks the craziest question ever

00:55:52 - Shout out Matty Stu for forgetting Justin's name

00:57:28 - Do we miss the old Justin?

01:00:07 - The last time Markus thought about maybe crying

01:01:31 - Golf needs guns

01:04:55 - Top 10 scams in America

01:06:28 - Every job is a pyramid scheme if you think about it

01:14:25 - What causes grey hair?

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