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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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0:00 - This week on WET...

0:46 - I Liked My Lunch Today

3:40 - I Cracked This Open

7:07 - Justin's a Liar

9:02 - Char-zard, Squirt-le

9:44 - Folding

10:44 - Colton is the edgiest woke comic in Austin

12:21 - Colton went to a women's college

15:08 - B*tches be witches these days

17:36 - Not All Women

19:47 - Colton was peer pressured into being gay (and it killed his pet rabbit)

25:25 - Better About Me

27:00 - I Kissed a Dude (and Didnt Really Like It)

28:39 - Doing comedy at BWW and Hooters

32:30 - Cheapest shout out in the game

36:12 - Black people are racist

40:25 - I'm Bringin Woke Back

45:09 - Don't disrespect the haka

47:28 - Pissing on your balls is a right of passage

50:52 - Does your mom have big boobs?

51:40 - 21st birthday stories

54:41 - Black out stories

57:01 - Nostalgia weed

1:00:57 - Biggest loser documentary is crazy

1:05:22 - America is a circus

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Markus:

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Phillip:

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WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy

Production:

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