Why does wine make people unbearable—and civilization possible?

This week, Dan and Michael uncork the anthropology of wine, from Roman vineyards to supermarket Pinot Noir, asking how globalization transformed taste and why Americans accidentally taught the world to make wine that tastes like vanilla jam.

Along the way they answer listener questions about:

🍷 A Catholic priest in recovery who must choose between sobriety and appearing "normal" during Mass.

🍇 A wine shop owner who spent years chasing great bottles only to discover he can no longer stand the taste.

🎁 A young adult trying to decode one of humanity's oldest social rituals: what exactly are you supposed to bring to a dinner party?

They also debate:

Plus another fake sponsor that absolutely nobody asked for.

Because somewhere between communion wine, dinner parties, and Corn™ lies the secret to being a functional human being.

That’s it for this week’s People Stuff — the show where two anthropologists try (and sometimes fail) to make sense of people.

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Credits

Produced by Gabe Bullard
Music by The Endless Bummer
Art by Siobhan Henegan
Marketing by Bryan Haut
Legal support by The Law Office of Matthew Shayefar, the one true business uncle.

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Are you a “blue brain,” a “Phoebe,” or just a person trying to do your job?

They’ll also diagnose Peter Thiel’s end-times theology, dismantle the eugenic logic of IQ tests, and fix the entire school admissions system (again). Plus, a listener wonders: if your friend only speaks in Sex and the City quotes, are they still your friend… or just a Carrie with Wi-Fi?

🔹 Why workplace personality tests are corporate astrology

As always, it’s academic insight meets anthropological mischief — because we’re anthropologists, and we know stuff about people.

🎧 Listen now at people-stuff.com or on Apple Podcasts: People Stuff

That’s it for this week’s People Stuff — the show where two anthropologists try (and sometimes fail) to make sense of people.

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Credits

Produced by Gabe Bullard
Music by The Endless Bummer
Art by Siobhan Henegan
Marketing by Bryan Haut
Legal support by The Law Office of Matthew Shayefar, the one true business uncle.

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This week, Dan and Michael tackle one of humanity's oldest problems: staying cool. From heat waves and climate adaptation to office air conditioning, Finnish sauna culture, and the strange ways Americans think about bodies, risk, and comfort, they explore what sweating tells us about society.

Along the way they discuss:

As always, listeners write in with impossible problems, Dan proposes another questionable solution during Fixing Shit, and the episode ends with another completely trustworthy fake sponsor.

If you've ever wondered why everyone complains about the weather, why employers keep firing and rehiring workers, or why Finnish people think American saunas are embarrassingly cold, this episode is for you.

That’s it for this week’s People Stuff — the show where two anthropologists try (and sometimes fail) to make sense of people.

If you’ve got a question, a dilemma, or just something deeply weird about humanity you’d like us to unpack, send it our way at people-stuff.com

Credits

Produced by Gabe Bullard
Music by The Endless Bummer
Art by Siobhan Henegan
Marketing by Bryan Haut
Legal support by The Law Office of Matthew Shayefar, the one true business uncle.

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Why can your closest friends insult you without consequence while a stranger's middle finger can ruin your entire day?

This week on People Stuff, anthropologists Dan and Michael explore honor, reputation, shame, dignity, friendship, and status—from honor cultures and rural gossip networks to modern hiring rituals, HOAs, and the strange social rules that govern respect.

Along the way they discuss:

If you've ever wondered why public embarrassment hurts so much—or why your HOA feels like a tiny authoritarian state—this episode is for you.

That’s it for this week’s People Stuff — the show where two anthropologists try (and sometimes fail) to make sense of people.

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Credits

Produced by Gabe Bullard
Music by The Endless Bummer
Art by Siobhan Henegan
Marketing by Bryan Haut
Legal support by The Law Office of Matthew Shayefar, the one true business uncle.

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Why do people collect ridiculous kitchen gadgets? When do dietary restrictions become impossible to cook around? Why does feeding people create friendship, obligation, and family?

This week on People Stuff, anthropologists Dan and Michael are joined by cook, marketer, and longtime friend Bryan Haut for an episode about the anthropology of home cooking.

Together they explore why kitchens fill with avocado slicers and egg gadgets, what dinner parties reveal about modern etiquette, why hospitality is never just about food, and whether blessed beans can actually solve your grocery budget.

Along the way they discuss:

If you've ever argued over kitchen clutter, hosted an impossible dinner party, or wondered why people take food so seriously, this episode is for you.

That’s it for this week’s People Stuff — the show where two anthropologists try (and sometimes fail) to make sense of people.

If you’ve got a question, a dilemma, or just something deeply weird about humanity you’d like us to unpack, send it our way at people-stuff.com

Credits

Produced by Gabe Bullard
Music by The Endless Bummer
Art by Siobhan Henegan
Marketing by Bryan Haut
Legal support by The Law Office of Matthew Shayefar, the one true business uncle.

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Highlights

The cultural power of brutal honesty in hiring (and why job posts should repel as much as they attract).

Vampires as symbols of modern alienation and eternal cool.

Fascism as a false cure for loneliness and economic despair.

Monsters as mirrors of humanity’s deepest fears and longings.

A defense of national parks and public lands.

Segment Breakdown

00:00 – Intro: Brutal honesty and vampire week preview

06:00 – What Fresh Hell: The war on empathy

12:00 – Question 1: “Can I be a vampire?”

27:00 – Question 2: “Why are people still obsessed with Nazis?”

48:00 – Fixing Shit: Saving public lands

57:00 – Question 3: “Why do we keep making monsters?”

1:08:00 – Outro: Fairy Circles™ and the existential loneliness of humanity

Dan and Michael discuss the following works:

Living Right: Far Right Youth Activists in Contemporary Europe by Agniezska Pasieka

The Nazi Seizure of Power: The Experience of a Single German Town 1922-1945 by William Allen Sheridan:

https://archive.org/details/naziseizureofpow0000alle\_m2p7

The Jersey Devil: 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey\_Devil

The Sopranos e3 ep11, "Pine Barrens:" 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0705272/

What We Do in the Shadows: 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7908628/

That’s it for this week’s People Stuff — the show where two anthropologists try (and sometimes fail) to make sense of people.

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Credits

Produced by Gabe Bullard
Music by The Endless Bummer
Art by Siobhan Henegan
Marketing by Bryan Haut
Legal support by The Law Office of Matthew Shayefar, the one true business uncle.

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Why do we care so much about people we've never met?

This week on People Stuff, Dan and Michael are joined by trivia expert and television veteran Arianna Haut—whose résumé includes Jeopardy!, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, The Chase, and five seasons on Master Minds—to ask what television actually does to us.

Why do celebrities feel like old friends? Is it ever acceptable to talk to a TV star at the gym? Does watching violent shows like The Wire make kids more violent? And what happens when television personalities start occupying more space in our emotional lives than the people sitting in the same room?

Along the way, the crew debates whether streaming has become worse than cable, mourns the possible loss of New York City's legendary Jimmy's Corner bar, accidentally accuses Ted Cruz of being the Zodiac Killer, and wonders whether aging parents increasingly rely on TV personalities for companionship.

It's an episode about celebrity, nostalgia, media panic, parasocial relationships, and the strange human tendency to build genuine feelings for people who have absolutely no idea we exist.

Because television isn't just entertainment.

It's one of the main ways modern humans learn how to be people.

Also: please don't bother Aziz Ansari while he's eating pastrami.Arianna Haut

That’s it for this week’s People Stuff — the show where two anthropologists try (and sometimes fail) to make sense of people.

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Credits

Produced by Gabe Bullard
Music by The Endless Bummer
Art by Siobhan Henegan
Marketing by Bryan Haut
Legal support by The Law Office of Matthew Shayefar, the one true business uncle.

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What exactly is Los Angeles?

A city? A county? A collection of freeways? A lifestyle brand with excellent tacos and terrible traffic?

This week on People Stuff, Dan and Michael are joined by genetic counselor and longtime Angeleno-adjacent observer Saanchi Shah to tackle one of America's most confusing cities.

Along the way they explore:

Plus: Scientology speed-runners, influencer culture, Danish tranquility, Mumbai comparisons, Westside snobbery, and a spirited defense of Valley citizenship.

Los Angeles may be America's most fragmented city—a place where beaches, mountains, movie studios, strip malls, taco trucks, billionaires, aspiring actors, and 18-lane freeways somehow coexist. We try to figure out how it all works.

Or at least why it keeps existing.

Topics: Los Angeles, LA culture, California, traffic, Hollywood, AI, cities, urbanism, anthropology, San Fernando Valley, public transit, food culture, identity, disasters, California history

That’s it for this week’s People Stuff — the show where two anthropologists try (and sometimes fail) to make sense of people.

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Credits

Produced by Gabe Bullard
Music by The Endless Bummer
Art by Siobhan Henegan
Marketing by Bryan Haut
Legal support by The Law Office of Matthew Shayefar, the one true business uncle.

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What is camping actually for?

This week on People Stuff, Dan and Michael head into the wilderness to investigate one of modern life's strangest contradictions: millions of people spend thousands of dollars on gear, drive hours into the woods, and then eat store-bought snacks while pretending they're escaping civilization.

Along the way, they tackle some surprisingly deep questions:

Plus: Minnesota bans prediction markets, Dan proposes a new "right to wander" across public lands, Michael declares war on the privatization of the American West, and the hosts debate whether outdoor recreation is genuine self-reliance or just "light adversity tourism."

If you've ever owned a Patagonia fleece, driven a Subaru, dreamed of disappearing into the woods, or wondered why your camping trip feels suspiciously dependent on modern supply chains, this episode is for you.

Topics: camping, hiking, hunting, public lands, outdoor culture, Patagonia, REI, national parks, backpacking, anthropology, self-reliance, wilderness, conservation, American West

That’s it for this week’s People Stuff — the show where two anthropologists try (and sometimes fail) to make sense of people.

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Credits

Produced by Gabe Bullard
Music by The Endless Bummer
Art by Siobhan Henegan
Marketing by Bryan Haut
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Why do humans need privacy?

This week on People Stuff, Michael and Dan are joined by anthropologist and design researcher Gretchen Pfeil to explore one of the most basic—and surprisingly complicated—human needs: shelter.

What makes a space feel private? Why do open offices drive people insane? Why does living and working in the same place feel so strange? And what happens when the social rules that organize public space suddenly break down?

Along the way, we discuss:

• Why Europeans and Britons keep crashing into each other at Heathrow Airport

Drawing on anthropology, design research, urban life, and workplace culture, Gretchen explains how buildings do much more than keep the rain out. They create boundaries, define relationships, organize behavior, and help us negotiate the tension between being alone and being together.

Also: Dan fixes the police by forcing them to hand out candy, Michael proposes a very selective approach to law enforcement, and everyone learns that privacy may be less about walls than about shared social agreements.

People Stuff: anthropology for people trying to find five minutes alone.

That’s it for this week’s People Stuff — the show where two anthropologists try (and sometimes fail) to make sense of people.

If you’ve got a question, a dilemma, or just something deeply weird about humanity you’d like us to unpack, send it our way at people-stuff.com

Credits

Produced by Gabe Bullard
Music by The Endless Bummer
Art by Siobhan Henegan
Marketing by Bryan Haut
Legal support by The Law Office of Matthew Shayefar, the one true business uncle.

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