I can't put too much in the description because I'll give away the plot, but Harry Jowsey's love notes are forever hilarious. Secondhand embarrassment is real:

"You are gorgeous

I love your laugh

I would drink your bathwater

You’re an incredible mother

You make me want to be a cool dad

Your body is sensational

Like this flower you stand out wherever you are

I wanna eat your ___"

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