The P-Valley Podcast

I saw Wicked in theaters on Friday and I'm breaking down the best and worst things about the most successful Broadway to film adaptations of all time. Jonathan Bailey? Who knew he was so sexy?! "Holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity and feeling power in that?" That's one of the best jokes to come out this whole damn year. Ariana Grande, please hold my finger!

Before I get into why Christmas has come early for Jonathan Majors and his fiance Meagan Good, I talk about making budgets in Excel and seeing Wicked this weekend. 

Jonathan and gay Tupac, Jussie Smollett, are winning this week. Grace Jabbari dated Jonathan from 2021 - early 2023. She sued him for assault and defamation. He lost his career as a result but gained a hot girlfriend Meagan Good. Did Meagan pay Grace to keep her quiet?! Let's leave Meg alone though.

Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi have been living in their house located two hours away from London. They decided to "get the hell out" of America after Trump was elected. Americans aren't really feeling Ellen anyway, so maybe she'll do better in England?

Christmas has come early for gay Tupac. Jussie Smollett had his conviction overturned by the Illinois Supreme Court. He can not be tried again for lying to the world, allegedly, about a hate crime hoax he tried to pull off in 2019. How do we feel about this?!

Netflix keeps playing itself by trying to stream live events. Beyonce will perform Cowboy Carter shows on Christmas in Houston, Texas. If Beyonce is doing this for Netflix, I expect a full hour documentary or docuseries about her preparing for her performance. She better do all of my favorite Cowboy Carter songs. I'm pretty hype about this. I love her country music!

Tyler Francis wants to be an active parent in his three young children's lives, it seems that way on social media. So I don't think he'll choose Ashley over him. I never get horny or true romantic vibes from these two. I hope Tyler isn't using Ashley cause the Internet has been trying to warn her. The second hand embarrassment is terrible but it could be worse. Ashley could be JLo.

Tim on season 7 of Love is Blind gave us textbook examples of toxic masculinity. I talk about what toxic masculinity is and why Tim needs a submissive partner.

I also talk about how Alex doesn't want to have anything to do with cooking, cleaning or communicating with her partner. She isn't ready for marriage and Tim isn't either.

Tim doesn't want to look like an angry black man, but he is one. Meanwhile he asked Alex why she had an attitude. Tim tried to paint Alex as a black woman with an attitude but he doesn't want to look like an angry black man? Tim is EXHAUSTING and beyond annoying and self-righteous.

After dumping his fiancé Marissa two days before their wedding, Ramses explains that he would have been exhausted if he married Marissa. He blames her energy being "off," aka she didn't want to take birth control pills and wasn't having sex with him as often.

After ranting about dumping someone over their "energy," I talk about Marissa having a new boyfriend SINCE April!

The moment many people around the world feared last night came to fruition. Donald Trump was elected President of the United States of America. More white women voted for him than before and he exceeded all expectations at the polls. I discuss how we got here and what can be done to prevent this from happening again. SMFH.

I hate Malia Obama's delusional stance on being known as a nepo baby. She wants success on her own merits. Malia Obama is a clown for thinking that the opportunities she receives isn't because SHE'S THE DAUGHTER OF THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT of the United States. Malia Ann, this is pathetic. Get plastic surgery and flee the country if you don't want to be associated with Barack and Michelle Obama. Next.

Keke Palmer's new book, Master of Me, will be released on November 19th. She's promoting the project with People magazine and she finally reveals what happened when her baby daddy Darius humiliated her and she shares what he's up to today!