Hayley is one of the most frightening women I've ever seen on reality TV. At 23 years old, Hayley is incredibly damaged and her anger issues are ruining her life. As for Ashley, she's the product of her parents calling her a princess. It's too much.

Jebin called Alex, his girlfriend of six years, a "hungry hungry hippo" when she ate some fries. Meanwhile she's thin. Blake only cares about being emotionless and mansplaining like it's his full-time job, Killian has misogynistic friends who make degrading comments about women... The casting department did a terrible job at casting season 4. Most of the men have been worse than they usually are!

We are tea spilling today. So much to dive into and rant about. Amanda Batula and West Wilson making a pregnancy cravings spoof video to fuel speculation and infuriate their haters is such low vibrational thirsty energy. Their 15 minutes are almost over. I also talk about Kenzie being a great guest on Call Her Daddy, Jax Taylor being a shameless fuhkboy, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's gorgeous dog and Ariana Grande having more issues than Vogue. Enjoy.

Spoilers ahead. I go off on the winning couple throughout this episode because the wrong couples were in the finale and the wrong couple won. I also talk about what was hilarious during the finale episode - Kayda's hair, Lizzo and other celeb cameos, how obvious that Sincere doesn't like Melanie (he didn't even want to massage her butt). Y'all, season 8 was easily one of the worst seasons in Love Island history. I am looking forward to finding out like all of the couples have broken up by the time the finale airs on August 31st. I'm not being a hater, it's just obvious most of these duos don't like each other.

Justin Baldoni and his wife Emily released an emotional and powerful video on Instagram. Emily says that Blake Lively's lawsuit was never about protecting women. Meanwhile Prince Harry should have thought about burning bridges before he torched so many of them.

Corbin and Parmida may last and KC and Titi may last. When the Love Island season 8 reunion will be a group of former couples. Trust. Kayda broke my heart on the last episode and Trinity proved that she isn't into Bryce. If Trinity liked Bryce, she would try to go to The Hideaway. No one should vote for Brinity. Is sanity in the room with us?

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding was a historic spectacle with Taylor and Travis reading 20 minutes worth of vows EACH from a golden book that they held in their hands. Taylor knows how to recreate and live out her fairytale, doesn't she! I also talk about Taylor's vicious infidelity clause in her iron clad prenup. Will Tayvis last? I think they're perfect for each other in certain ways, to be honest. I'm happy that Taylor has achieved this major personal milestone. It must be rough when you have everything but you're craving and lacking everlasting love. Congrats to the newlyweds.

Taylor Swift hired a movie set company to transform Madison Square Garden into the venue of her dreams for her, Travis Kelce and their 1000 guests. Taylor Swift's fans want to see Taylor Swift's wedding videos and pictures of America's Royal wedding. I swear Netflix or Disney+ already own the rights to the footage. Taylor Swift will monetize this and I am so here for it.

Trinity and Bryce are the new Olandria and Nick. I can't get behind fake couples. I need to see chemistry on my screen. I know what chemistry looks like and Brinity is fake. Sorry. Next we have Aniya, who chose to embody the angry black woman stereotype when she was a nagging, annoying and insecure partner to KC yet she's surprised he wanted someone else. Aniya really disappointed me. I'm Team Kenzie and her clam slams because she was made for the streets and reality TV. I'm here for it. I also share who should win this season. Enjoy.

West Wilson cheated on Amanda Batula, allegedly. West hooked up with one of his female friends. Amanda Batula told West he can't speak to that friend of his ever again. The jokes write themselves! I think West will keep cheating, and getting caught, so that Amanda will dump him. They must hate and resent each other for ruining each other's lives. I love this for them. Also, Amanda got the axe from Summer House. I kind of wish she would be on season 11. The ratings may tank without her?