The P-Valley Podcast

Spoilers ahead. I go off on the winning couple throughout this episode because the wrong couples were in the finale and the wrong couple won. I also talk about what was hilarious during the finale episode - Kayda's hair, Lizzo and other celeb cameos, how obvious that Sincere doesn't like Melanie (he didn't even want to massage her butt). Y'all, season 8 was easily one of the worst seasons in Love Island history. I am looking forward to finding out like all of the couples have broken up by the time the finale airs on August 31st. I'm not being a hater, it's just obvious most of these duos don't like each other.

Justin Baldoni and his wife Emily released an emotional and powerful video on Instagram. Emily says that Blake Lively's lawsuit was never about protecting women. Meanwhile Prince Harry should have thought about burning bridges before he torched so many of them.

Corbin and Parmida may last and KC and Titi may last. When the Love Island season 8 reunion will be a group of former couples. Trust. Kayda broke my heart on the last episode and Trinity proved that she isn't into Bryce. If Trinity liked Bryce, she would try to go to The Hideaway. No one should vote for Brinity. Is sanity in the room with us?

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding was a historic spectacle with Taylor and Travis reading 20 minutes worth of vows EACH from a golden book that they held in their hands. Taylor knows how to recreate and live out her fairytale, doesn't she! I also talk about Taylor's vicious infidelity clause in her iron clad prenup. Will Tayvis last? I think they're perfect for each other in certain ways, to be honest. I'm happy that Taylor has achieved this major personal milestone. It must be rough when you have everything but you're craving and lacking everlasting love. Congrats to the newlyweds.

Taylor Swift hired a movie set company to transform Madison Square Garden into the venue of her dreams for her, Travis Kelce and their 1000 guests. Taylor Swift's fans want to see Taylor Swift's wedding videos and pictures of America's Royal wedding. I swear Netflix or Disney+ already own the rights to the footage. Taylor Swift will monetize this and I am so here for it.

Trinity and Bryce are the new Olandria and Nick. I can't get behind fake couples. I need to see chemistry on my screen. I know what chemistry looks like and Brinity is fake. Sorry. Next we have Aniya, who chose to embody the angry black woman stereotype when she was a nagging, annoying and insecure partner to KC yet she's surprised he wanted someone else. Aniya really disappointed me. I'm Team Kenzie and her clam slams because she was made for the streets and reality TV. I'm here for it. I also share who should win this season. Enjoy.

West Wilson cheated on Amanda Batula, allegedly. West hooked up with one of his female friends. Amanda Batula told West he can't speak to that friend of his ever again. The jokes write themselves! I think West will keep cheating, and getting caught, so that Amanda will dump him. They must hate and resent each other for ruining each other's lives. I love this for them. Also, Amanda got the axe from Summer House. I kind of wish she would be on season 11. The ratings may tank without her?

It's obvious that West Wilson isn't in love with Amanda Batula. He literally says that he shouldn't have pursued her and he says "We effed after the statement." Yikes. He also claims that he would date Ciara Miller if he were a clout chaser. He did date Ciara! And he is a clout chaser, he was just sloppy when he started dating Amanda. Both West and Amanda believe everyone should have sex within two dates, so lying about waiting months to hookup is a bold faced lie they should drop immediately. West also shouldn't send flowers to a Summer House producer on Valentine's Day!!!! I get into it all. Enjoy. 

I need to hear from Taylor Parker. I explain why the director didn't include any new interviews with her. Maternal Instinct on Netflix wasn't as thorough as it should have been, so I'm asking the questions that have lingered with me since my friend told me to watch it. I was enamored and I'm on a quest for the truth. What questions do you have? Do you agree with my list?

Love Island hasn't been fun to watch this year, with the exception of Kenzie finding any excuse to do splits. I am ready for the season to be over. These couples will never survive once they leave the villa. How did we get here? I think at least half of the men will choose a casa amor bombshell over their current partner. I'm glad. These pairs are doomed.