The P-Valley Podcast

Lori Krebs is a publicist who is having sex with her client Jax Taylor. What is Lori's endgame because Jax is a f*ckboy with severe mental issues, allegedly. Raquel Leviss scored a win, her revenge porn lawsuit is going forward after Ariana Madix tried to get the case dismissed twice. Tom Sandoval says that his ex girlfriend Victoria physically assaulted him and says he has a "tiny penis" in front of his bandmates, friends and venue staff. I feel sorry for Tom. That's terrible. And fans are speculating that Ariana is engaged to her longtime boyfriend. I hope so!

Perez Hilton held a butcher knife in his hand as he sliced and stabbed his naked body for half an hour on a live TikTok stream. Every single person online has urged others not to watch the video, describing it as the worst most horrifying and traumatizing thing they have ever seen. Perez, real name Mario Lavandeira was desperately trying to end his life last night before he was taken to the hospital an placed on a 72 hour psychiatric hold. He is the father of three young children ages ranging from 8 to 13 years old. I go in depth on this real life horror story.

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Ariana Grande is short and so thin that her bones in her chest, arms, face, hips all stick out. She looks allergic to food and I wonder if it's painful for her to be skin and bone. Her appearance in her Petal music video caused public figures like Jameela Jamil to speak out.

Ariana Grande's tour wraps up September 1st but will she seek treatment for an eating disorder during her time away from public projects??????

Nicki Miniaj is an angry black woman. I hate to even repeat that stereotype but Nicki Minaj is a bitter evil woman who needs professional help and some strong meds, IMO. She needs a diagnosis, right? I think she has multiple personality disorders at minimum. North West is a flop, Jared Leto is a groomer, allegedly, and Scheana Shay explains her Mormon Wives joke. Enjoy.

Amanda Batula genuinely thinks that West Wilson is a better partner than Kyle Cooke was. She says that West supports her in ways that Kyle didn't. Should I feel sorry for a woman so incredibly stupid? The In The City reunion was pretty great and I'm so happy Kyle Cooke is having sober sex now that he's out of a sexless marriage. Let's dive into this entertaining, but low budget, reunion that proved to be one of Bravo's better reunions!

Jessica Grace, aka JG, is trying to Edris, a man who allegedly hates her, to marry her and have children with her. Jessica thinks that Edris would make a good parent? Jessica has the crown for dumbest b!tch in reality TV history right now.

Olandria and Nic waited until 1 year after the Love Island finale to announce to fans that they're no longer a couple. They should have waited a few more months. It looks so obvious that they were just waiting out their fake relationship for a full calendar year.

Meanwhile a psychotic Love Island fan allegedly filed a complaint so that Zach won't be able to return to the States to film the Love Island reunion and spend more time with his gorgeous girlfriend Kayda. Zach is working on getting a Visa because of a fans, allegedly.

I hope whoever has been calling ICE and pulling these stunts feels awful. This is morally bankrupt behavior.

Hayley is one of the most frightening women I've ever seen on reality TV. At 23 years old, Hayley is incredibly damaged and her anger issues are ruining her life. As for Ashley, she's the product of her parents calling her a princess. It's too much.

Jebin called Alex, his girlfriend of six years, a "hungry hungry hippo" when she ate some fries. Meanwhile she's thin. Blake only cares about being emotionless and mansplaining like it's his full-time job, Killian has misogynistic friends who make degrading comments about women... The casting department did a terrible job at casting season 4. Most of the men have been worse than they usually are!

We are tea spilling today. So much to dive into and rant about. Amanda Batula and West Wilson making a pregnancy cravings spoof video to fuel speculation and infuriate their haters is such low vibrational thirsty energy. Their 15 minutes are almost over. I also talk about Kenzie being a great guest on Call Her Daddy, Jax Taylor being a shameless fuhkboy, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's gorgeous dog and Ariana Grande having more issues than Vogue. Enjoy.