summer by day and fall by night. yes yes it's that type of weather that lets you know the seasons are changing and that it's time to get yourself a hoodie or two before you end up sick. trust me you can feel that little chill in the air at night and with that means that our season has officially begun. cue one of us screaming it has begun like shang tsung in mortal kombat at this moment now. there we are. and with the crew ready to bring our own brand of fun to the season and on the airwaves, what better way to begin the season with a special episode of spooky stories from that lovely abyss we like to call reddit. i can't really hold any of you though some of these were pretty off putting and quite unsettling. not as unsettling as a stoner's horror story. what might that be??? tune into the intro and you will understand just fine. believe me when i tell you any smoker and if you aren't a smoker are you sure this the podcast for you???? we'll get silly questions later. but anyway any smoker will tell you it is quite the scare and we here at phat dabs in the morning do understand that while it be like that sometimes, we wish for this situation to never happen to any of you. it might unsettle some of you, but it does to me dammit. just terrifying typing an intro about it. even as fans of spooky season there are some things that will scare even us. and trust us given some of the other shit we will be doing during this season that little nightmare i brought up in the intro will feel quite trivial. and with spooky season leading us into episode 100, we have no idea what to do or where we're going but at the very least we know we'll be high for most of it. one of those times will be in a graveyard we're also pretty certain. don't quote us on that. actually go ahead and quote us on that.

#goddamnthatnightgotchillyquick

#themhoodiesarecomingouttooquickformytaste

#redditalwayshasaspookystoryortwo

#campfiresesh

#alwaysmoreofthosetocome

#somuchinstorewiththecrew

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#originalgerudo

#smokehokage

#lukejaywalker

#cringelastoneiknow

#wethinkitsfunny

#hiddenseshvillage

#moresmokethanfogthisseason

before we even get to the villain this week, we here at phat dabs and your teller in particular had to pay their respects to the soundtrack of phat dabs one eliah nang. i could not begin to tell you what our music meant to me and the words spoken at the beginning of this episode could not begin to do your body of work justice. but i stand by the thank yous. thank you for the inspiration. thank you for the wonderful soundtrack to some of our lives. we still will never be able to thank you enough. choked back tears and choked up dab hits later we get to the villain this week by showing you this picture of this girl named nina. see her??? now then here's a picture of a dog named alexander. cute ain't he??? now then let me show you this picture of them alchemically transmuted into a chimera and put your chairs down please i need what remaining brain cells i haven't smoked away yet. trust me i understand your anger. i thought hansel and gretel were gonna make me smoke unnecessary amounts of dabs and weed and believe me to get rid of all the amounts of oh what the fuck i had to watch i did. this time i'm gonna have to smoke for pretty much the same reason with the added caveat of not breaking all the furniture talking about this guy. yeah we bringing up shou tucker today. don't all of you put your blunts down and leave let me explain. as previously stated i understand your anger, but fortunately he lasts only a couple episodes but his story lingers on and it's an atrocity you will never forget and to see the impact right off the bat with the elric brothers really pulled no punches in letting them know they about to grow up really really quickly. did it really need someone transmuting his wife and then his daughter and her pet into chimera in order for him to learn those lessons??? probably not. did he need to find nina's remains all over a wall to have that lesson taught?? definitely not. but the impact it had on ed and you the viewer will be one that sticks around long after the anime is over and that to me is some good villain shit right there. it's worth tipping a blunt to him and with him dead and gone there will never have to be an on sight edict at the hidden smoke village. small victories all around folks. and also your teller gets serious and tells you to let those you love know that you love them. why??? because with people dropping like flies come this time there is no better time than now than to let those you love know such. for them and for you. that's enough sentimental shit time to smoke. but before that thank you for sliding through for nearly one hundred episodes and hopefully hundreds more especially since it's our season coming up. spooky season shenanigans coming soon.

#youexistedtoinspirenangsama

#mywordscouldneverdoyourmusicjustice

#restinpowertoallwhomhavepassed

#didntmeantotriggeryousecondepisodefolks

#wejustwannatalkshou

#weaintgonnahurtyou

#whereinequivalentexchangewasthisbullshit

#remindyourbowlmatesyoulovethem

#remindyourfamyoulovethem

#tellthemoften

#makeitawkward

#okaymaybenotthelastone

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#originalgerudo

#smokehokage

#itsalwayssmokingatthevillage

yes that's right with the summer coming to an end and with the fall winds sliding in with very little subtlety, it's time to bring an end to one season and welcome in our favorite season here at phat dabs in the morning. spooky season. yes yes we know that september comes after the summer, but gonna skip over that like cracker barrel skips other holidays to promote christmas trees after the 4th of july. why get excited about pumpkin spice everything when we can get right to making the pumpkin bong. we enjoy our halloween and our other holidays here at phat dabs because it signifies to us that we are in the home stretch for the year. in case you haven't noticed the holidays come in and out rather quickly around and we here at the hidden sesh village cannot wait to indulge in all the fun and festivities that come with the spooky season. we take a look at all the things we have planned for the scary season coming up and trust us we got quite a bit coming in for the fans of the freaky and spooky this season. we have mandy raising her piece to her horror movie icon of this episode, actually just tune in and have a listen you might just enjoy it and you might just have a new movie to smoke and trip out on. we also have a look at the career of one bray wyatt who while we were recording this episode passed away and we take a look at one of the most creative workers who never really got an opportunity to truly show what he could do. we lost terry funk one day and then bray at 36 i mean goddamn. it's not a good week to be a wrestling fan at all. we also decide to get ourselves hyped for mortal kombat 1 coming out soon with a look at just how far their signature selling point, the fatalities have come. it's nice to take a look at the most outlandish and out of pocket ways you can get killed in a fighting game. it's so over the top and hilarious and we love all of it. it knows what it is as a game and makes no apologies for it. it knows what you came for and gives it to you, just like your crew here at phat dabs. you come for the good smoke and the good laugh and we are more than happy to provide both when you slide on in to the sesh here at the village. we have so much fun planned we just hope we have enough dabs weed and time to get through them all and the holidays are always a good time for the good smoke and good friends. have your bowl mates around for the holidays it will do you some good. we also attempt to find some spooky anime for the start of the season as well and we strike out somewhat with one ghost tale and some other shit where there was horror somewhere in there but with the gratuitous ass and crotch and breast shots we never really did get to the meat of that matter, so to speak. we're sure there was something scary in there somewhere but then quickly discovered the only horror there was is the lack of horror anime in your app funimation what the fuck??? but no worries you got all of the season to improve on that and with that and episode one hundred coming in the middle of it as well we have so much fun planned from spooky games to spooky halloween specials to memories and the whole nine yards folks. and we can never thank you enough for sliding through to our humble little smoke filled village and come have a seat and a sesh with your crew. stick around and we'll always have something to surprise you and hope you find entertaining. because no one should be bored smoking that good shit and above all that no one should be smoking alone. not during this season.

#restinpeacebray

#notthebestweekforwrestlingfans

#restinpeaceterry

#hardcorelegendfinallymakesithardcoreheaven

#summerwrappingup

#spookyseasoncomingandwecantwait

#somuchfuntobehad

#spookyseshesincoming

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#originalgerudo

#smokehokage

#comingintothehomestretchnow

#PDITM

#hiddenseshvillage

once again we here at the phat dabs crew are trying something new with the content and seeing the fun we can have with a little challenge in our lives and with the fall season creeping ever so slowly to let you know of its impending arrival what better time than the end of the summer to throw some of this good shit at the wall and see what sticks. so here's a bonus episode project zero of your teller experimenting with this and quite frankly having fun doing it where we take a look at some of our favorite villains in anime and give them the acknowledgement they are due and as stated in said bonus ep that anime has every flavor of evil or fucked up you desire. all you have to do is take a look. and in case you didn't bother to look at the title of this episode we are so fucking serious when we say that you follow that advice to the letter and do not let your weeb friend pick an anime for you to watch, especially if you are just getting into anime for the first time. do not follow the fandoms we cannot stress that enough number one. the sooner you accept that you can love anime but not the fans the smoother things will go for you. this is a medium you have to be eased into because if you ain't prepared for some shit it will turn you off to it. and for my first foray into this field of fuckery, we start off with a trip to roanapur from black lagoon. the town where fuck around and find out is not only the anthem but the last two things you wish to do there. and step up to the challenge of finding someone in this gangsta's paradise of villains that could really stand out in a place like this and for that we take on the vampire twins arc, otherwise known as hansel and gretel. yeah all black lagoon fans just probably cringed while rolling up when they read that yet with everyone there on their own tetris levels of bullshit two killer children with one of the most trifling backstories in any anime and they were gonna get discussed eventually if we being honest here. there are others here in this anime but we might as well hit heavy if we gonna go here. and once again believe your teller when he tells you he is not joking about the dab the size of a marble after this episode. it is a bit much but hopefully by the time the episode is over you would have finished the blunt and the high would set in. it's a fun race to see which things fucks your head up first. that gas or this shit about this villain you just heard. nonetheless we here at phat dabs do recommend black lagoon if you are looking for an anime to start yourself off on if you looking for a good starter anime. if there are any villains that i should take a look into feel free to drop a line in the questionnaire below as we are always on the lookout for a good anime to watch and with the fall creeping in means there's all the holidays coming up and so much to do. who knows what we might throw at the wall next??? which villain should be next for your crew to raise our blunts to??? decisions decisions.

#beenaminutesinceiwatchedblacklagoon

#forgothowfuckedupthatarcwas

#weareseriousdonotletyourweebfriendmakethatchoice

#especiallyifyoujuststartingtogetintoit

#westillloveourvillainstho

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#gorillagripgoblinthatcockandballsandeverycharactericanmusterinhernamebecauseionlyhavesomanyandwemisshersammysam

#thatwasalotofcharactersgoddamn

#originalgerudo

#smokehokage

#weraiseourblunttoourfavorites

#bonusshit

with the end of summer coming up with august sliding with everyone and their last minute attempts to get some fun in before it becomes that final countdown to the end of the year we here at phat dabs feel the need to just stay inside while the fall season seems to be creeping in during the evenings just to let you know that hey i'm coming through in due time. the hidden sesh village is always a wonderful place to enjoy a good laugh and a good hit and what better time than now to pregame for the upcoming seasons. we got so much into pregaming and nostalgia about county fairs we forgot to even introduce ourselves this episode until later on. yeah we know but sometimes them dabs be taking you somewhere and sometimes reminiscing about deep fried everything and potential death traps will make you lose track of time. we take a look at times where you should have probably trusted your gut instinct and left that ride alone. our terror of drop zone type rides did not go away thanks to taking a look at some of these we would like to tell you. cheating death that high up int he sky does nothing but blow the high i'm trying to tell you. we also question why exactly anyone would even bother riding a ferris wheel at a fair or amusement park. such a boring boring ride we swear. yet fast time while we were high at the county fair which always seems to never go away even though it announces that this one is the final one every time they swear is not the only thing we have brought to you this evening. we have quite a bit of fun with the friday the 13th video game in our new thing for the spooky season where we dive into some horror games going in completely blind. sooner or later we will get around to video recording some of these as well just for you to see just how bad you bowl mates can be at video games when we first start them out. we get better and the kills get even more enjoyable. dear god we are not as psychotic as the previous sentence implies we assure you. or are we??? we're playing we promise. how many psychotic stoners do you know??? don't answer that question out loud. keep it to yourself. and while the summer madness seems to be affecting everyone, i mean for real now lizzo fat shaming people is just the height of ridiculousness and it really makes you think sometimes. actually i take that back no it doesn't. it just makes us wonder just how much all this clout and fame is really fucking with people's minds. cocaine is still a hell of a drug but not as much as validation is during the past few years. the bitch of it being that the damage is being shown for all to see and interventions need to happen sooner rather than later before it really really gets out of hand. and with the very special episode part of the show out of the way we also decide to take a look at two classic anime for out first episode first impressions spot tonight. we go with pura madoka magica i probably fucked that name all up but we follow that up with your crew finally getting a look at the classic ruroni kenshin. so happy to finally get a good look at that one and ready to get the bowl packed and binge watch a season or three. so much smoke at the hidden sesh village it makes no sense but with the home stretch coming soon there's so much to do and much more to come. and we can't wait for all that we have planned for the upcoming seasons. so much to do and so much to smoke. stoners should all have our problems man we trying to tell you

#thatautumnchillcreepingin

#villagegettingalittlenippyinthenighttime

#alittlechillneverstoppedagoodsesh

#walkingblindintohorrorgames

#deepfriedeverythinganddeathtraps

#ridethemshitsatyourownrisk

#littlenightmaresnextforgamestowalkinto

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#gorillagripgoblinthatcockandballsandimayrunoutoflettersthistimebecauseionlyhave4000letterstoworkwithsammysam

#originalgerudo

#smokehokage

#crumblethatherbheatthatcrumble

#untilwemeetagain

oh no don't just sit there and listen to this episode and act like it's just mandy who used to do that to their barbie dolls, fuck y'all. while we sit here and smoke and reminisce about other deviant things you used to make your childhood toys do to each other, we also give our respect to the barbie movie that just released for being the success it's becoming and mocking the guys out there who really feel a certain type of way about this movie. is it really gonna hurt you to let the ladies have this one??? did you not realize that ken's whole shtick is male bimbo??? we're sorry well let us stop lying no we're not but if you out here lighting things on fire or shooting them when they get under your skin, i can't really take your argument seriously. after all, most girls out there just made their barbies scissor anyway. we also put up the argument for a thundercats live action movie as well as a cabbage patch kids cartoon movie and we cannot suggest cartoon enough because we feel that a live action cabbage patch film would be terrifying. we also take a look at another car wreck of a human being we love to enjoy watching him destroy himself for our stoned amusement, this week we take a look at the embodiment of a wrestling fan you never want to watch wrestling with, super humman. we watch some of his best and i can't put enough finger quotes around best work on the tube and hope he doesn't waste most of his money on hospital bills. we also take a look down memory lane wrestling wise with the 25 year anniversary for what many of us considered one of the most insane performances out of one mick foley and the undertaker with their legendary hell in the cell match and for a bonus we catch with the two of them commenting on the legendary match move for move as well. i swear to this day watching mick fall off the cell through a table will still make me cringe and exclaim out loud to this day. all these years later and still i wonder how the fuck he survived any of that. we also would love have mick smoke with us sometimes and tell a story or two about the old days. we just saying mick the invitation is out there. we also pay our respects to one sinead o connor while we also call out the media for their terrible habit of dragging folks through the mud with their news and opinions only to take everything they used to disrespect them and use it to make them out to be great people. we didn't forget how a bunch of you out there demonized her only to recognize her contributions in death. put some respect on some of these people's names while they're alive and dragging them and not just once they pass. it's insulting as fuck to the family of the deceased and anyone with open eyes and common sense. we will never forget how dirty the media did sinead or for that matter whitney houston. you know how hypocritical you were in that situation media. on that bullshit, but we digress into other fun with more warioware while the good weed kicks and try our hardest to beat a puzzle game while you're high out of your mind. kudos to nintendo for having what stoners need when it's time play a game or two. and for once i'm not talking about breath of the wild or tears from the kingdom this time around. we're having fun with this and debating whether this will be a regular thing or not we're pointing towards the former as soon as we learn how to video record. in the meantime we attempt to brainstorm for episode 100 before them strange clouds slide on through again to mess up the reflexes on warioware. we are amazed and glad to have made it that episode and once again we can never ever thank you enough for tuning in and we will always thank you until the day we decide to not smoke weed anymore. which in case you forgotten who you listening to, that will be no time soon.

#nintendobeintheclutchforstonergames

#putsomerespectonthesefolks

#weknowwhenyoufullofshitmedia

#lettheladieshavethisone

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#originalgerudo

#PDITM

at the very least that is what the phat dabs crew has gathered from watching a couple of them. we may not always know what's going on but we are always completely invested. as someone who grew with the ridiculousness of soap operas in the eighties when i should have been watching sesame street or whatever fucking kids show that was popular at the time, i was watching all my children general hospital and whatever my mother was into at the time. however as ridiculous as this shows were scripted to be, real life and the internet are always the combination to show you that real life is indeed much more stranger than fiction. how so you may ask??? well sit back and roll up one right quick and crumble that hreb for the bowl like they psyches of people who record their messed up lives on tiktok for the world to see. thank you weirdos you are always great to smoke to. we here at phat dabs like anyone else with internet access love us a good car crash whether it be of the literal or figurative variety. hell today we even take a look at one of the most documented human car crashes on the internet. a thing who needs no introduction if you've been on the net long enough either indulging in videos about him or trolling him live. someone who trust me it hurt to acknowledge them as much as i have in this intro alone, chris chan. a cautionary tale of what happens when you give your children unsupervised internet access and don't try to correct their bullshit right away in life. there are many things we insist you be high once you watch or start getting into the bowl mates, but believe us when we tell you this. if there is ever a time when you need to be high enough for this shit, this is the time. you do not wish to go down this rabbit hole in a sober state. it just will not work. see what happens when you have a writer's strike?? we implore netflix to find something else besides anime to ruin with live action adaptations. we mean seriously hollywood, just give these writers their fucking money. i don't need a live action adaptation of the promised neverland because we don't need to be higher than a simp count in an npc chatroom to realize that it's a bad idea and that netflix will fuck it up. yes apparently npc chatrooms are a thing and the new hustle now. and you thought we were joking about reality being weirder than fiction weren't we???? in between that me and the guy on the couch get introduced to the warioware game on the nintendo switch and give our first impressions about the game. spoiler we enjoyed the fuck out of it. in between blindly pushing buttons on the joycon, we also implore nintendo to think about making some movies before you attempt to make something with the legend of zelda. it is a hill we here at phat dabs will die on and those hills aren't many we can assure you. and in between all that silliness we get to the core of the matter which is three bored stoners with a microphone just having a good time and hoping that anyone who listens and comes down to the hidden sesh village for a sesh and smoke has one as well. we just realized that the countdown to episode 100 is getting closer with each one and we have no idea what to do for that one. we just shocked we made it that far and we will continue to surprise ourselves every episode and have a good time doing it. slide on through if you enjoy silly shit with some silly ass stoners. in the words of skeletor, until we meet again

#wehavenoideawhatsgoingonbutwearesoinvested

#becausetiktokandpeoplemakenosensesometimes

#weloveourcarcrashes

#chirschanismorelikeanoilspilltho

#ihavesomuchtosmoketoerasethatfromymemory

#tuneinformorelooksatyourfavoriteinternetfuckups

#threeboredstonersheadedtoepisode100

#wecantbelueveiteither

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#gorillagripgoblingthatcockandballssammysam

#wemissyoubitch

#originalgerudo

#thatsmokehokage

#slideonthroughtothevillagesometime

#whatshouldwedoforepisode100

#anysuggestions

that's right, this is part of a public service announcement that we never thought we would have to do, but with the public beating of a 16 year old in an internet diner thanks to spending all of his parents life savings on a video game we thought that this was a necessary announcement to make. we are being serious when we tell you this ladies and gentlemen that video games plus your parents credit card equals you being on life support. you steal your parents credit card you best be prepared to square up and except the beatings that's right beatings as in plural because trust me that will not be the only ass whooping that boy gets because of all this. that boy got a new hobby beat into him along with a job hopefully. but while you have the money to waste on video games and things like only fans, we here at phat dabs are willing to see just how far you will simp and which anime characters will take your questionably textured money from your hands. that's right, which anime or video game character would break the internet and your wrist at the same time??? would it be og's like misa amane??? will it be the ones who make you come out of pocket for the bare minimum like nami??? will you become a tier three simp for samus aran??? kyo from gurren lagann??? the money is there for all these chicks and the possibilities are endless voe and vai. we take a look at griffith from berserk and debate which market he would corner on only fans and then we give mandy and the guy on the couch their first look at the eclipse and let me tell you it is quite a bit to take in. it was quite the mood whiplash let me tell you but it was something that got the two interested in seeing what happened before that so a win is a win. break out the dakimaru and see if you agree with our choices or not. we feel strongly about these. let the debate begin on whom your money will go to. we also have a little fun with the new tracks that they just added to the mario kart dlc while also acknowledging that they could have just made another mario kart game instead of this practice as well. we swear if the tracks weren't so well done and fun we would have more to say about it. we also have some things to say about the niches that each anime character would take over as well. we have made our peace that with the exception of samus, no nintendo female character would probably do only fans. to each their own we always say. we might give you a side eye or twelve, but to each their own. more of the fun and silly you would expect from three bored stoners here in the hidden sesh village. it has come to your teller's attention that we are coming up on our 100th episode and quite frankly once again we are surprised as you especially since we just noticed it this evening. we once again can never thank enough those that choose to listen to us just be silly and always hope you enjoying yourselves and smoking on your best while you doing so and to think there's so much more of the summer and more silly shit to come. the humidity may kick in, but the hidden sesh village is always a cool place to be. the trees and the mist always help on that matter. you know you are always welcome to slide on through and have a smoke and a listen. your smoke hokage awaits you.

#keepyourcreditcardinformationawayfromyourchildren

#seriouslythatkidgettingbeatuntilhe21

#comeonnowtelluswhoyouwouldblowyourmoneyover

#wewonttellnobodywepromise

#insertyourfavoritewaifuonlyfanshere

#wewontsaynothing

#letmestoplyingyeswewill

#thesetracksarefirenintendo

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#originalgerudo

#smokehokage

#almostonehundredepisodes

#wegondosomethinggoodforthatonewepromise

Because it's not always the heat it's the humidity that will get you and with it getting past the 4th and the bbq and fun with explosives the humidity has started to kick in and with that the hidden smoke village with the air conditioning has become the ideal place for the phat dabs crew to be. don't believe us huh??? well you try to take a jaywalk in this heat and see how well that works out for you. the dehydration high isn't a good look for anyone trust your bowl mates on this one. but while we chill in the air conditioning can't stress that enough and we hope you taking care of your dogs as well in this heat and having them walk on the grass. take care of the doggos in this weather. all our homies take care of their doggos. we have enough time and enough dabs and weed to take a look at things in our favorite mediums that seem to get on our nerves the more they seem to pop up in them, from the unlikable main characters to their ain;t shit friends and we even decide to throw in an attempt at trying to make sense at some of the more ridiculous premises of said shows. yeah we have some things to say about our favorite shows and as always say here at phat dabs being a fan of something does not mean blind worship. you can call out something if it makes no sense to you. no matter how much we enjoy it. we show our love for pokemon and try to make sense why you would want your child to go out into the world and hunt creatures that would tear said child apart in a matter of seconds if the laws of nature actually applied in the story instead of just the pokedex. and trust us when we tell you you do not want to live in a world where pokemon are actually real. imagine swimming and having any water pokemon past squirtle brush against you. enough for you to never go in the water again isn't it??? trust us when we tell you a world of pokemon being real is not what you want. don't do it to yourself wishing it. in between ruining your dreams of a world with pokemon, we also take a look at degrassi and wonder just how the fuck the school never got shut down in all the times and all the bullshit that went down there. you went through a principal a season yet you never decided to just shut the shit down. never underestimate how high you have to be to try to make sense in some of this bullshit but also respect how fun it can be when you get on a roll. go ahead and try it one time. we also take a look at the classic anime sgt. frog our first episode first impressions segment and we really can;t miss when it comes to these selections let us tell you. all this beautiful bullshit and more as we march towards episode 100 which once again we are as surprised as you. so much fun and smoke in every episode and we hope you've enjoyed our silly ass show and even more silly ass journey as a podcast. we always welcome to come on to the sesh amd join in on the fun. we got enough weed for everybody. not certain about the dabs though.

#wewillletyouknowaheadoftime

#noticehowmanyplotstoyourshowfallsapartwhenyoutrytomakesenseofit

#goaheadsmokeabluntandgiveitashot

#youwilleitherenjoyitmoreorneverlookatitthesameagain

#enoughwiththeunlikablecharacters

#iamstartingtobelieveyoujusthateyouraudience

#lookingatyoubigbangtheory

#sheldonwouldhavebeenonhisownafterseasonone

#wejustsaying

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#gorillagripgobblingthatcockandballsandwhateverwordwecanaddontoyournamethisepisodesammysam

#originalgerudo

#smokehokage

#ninemoreepisodestoonehundred

#thejourneyandthejaywalkneverends

#bowlmatesforlife

you read the title correctly. both of those things in the same sentence may not make a lot of sense to you, but continue on with the episode and the description and it still probably won't make a bit of sense to you. it doesn't to us we promise you that. well let's start off with the phat dabs crew going into current events and having nothing but jokes for the five billionaires who decided to find the titanic and ended up in bikini bottom. oh there's jokes. so many jokes. for those who might be offended by the jokes we have and lack of compassion we have about this matter, we would like to ask one simple question. just how have you listened to us for so long if this gets under your skin???? all the crazy shit we've said on this show and this will be the line for you??? reallly??? it's okay. we forgive you. you really thought we were gonna feel bad for some billionaire's failed side quest??? no don't look at us like that we said we forgive you. you knew we were gonna say something. we've had dumb ideas yet we all here at phat dabs can not afford at all to be that stupid. all jokes aside,we also look at our favorite side characters who always get shit on in their respective titles yet are some of the most beloved characters. think butters from south park or kif from futurama. all characters who suffer for our entertainment have some of the best development and we love them for it. speaking of things we love you for, we love the internet for proving once again that when tragedy strikes that it will remain undefeated. and to prove once again why it remains undefeated we also have mandy look through various fetishes just to see how many we are familiar with. we might have to have a look in the mirror later. if we had this thing called shame. and with the summer officially just starting and with trump getting indicted and the fires in canada and now five billionaires lost the way of the one piece we are a bit apprehensive about just what will happen next before the season ends especially with these being the starting point. making it really easy to just stay here in the trading post at the hidden sesh village. even with the anime we chose tonight, it went cute story about girl being friends with a bear to freaky shit with a bear. there was a left turn we were not ready for just like the beginning of the summer. you are more than welcome to pull up to the village and join the sesh until this madness dies down out here. we have plenty of room here and we understand why you may wanna just get away from it all. you just might need to. we all do sometimes. we got enough dabs for everyone. well not everyone. well maybe enough for us. we got plenty of weed though.

#bringyourowndabs

#billionairesfindapineappleunderthesea

#yeahwegotjokestonight

#lotsandlotsofjokes

#whybecausefuckem

#themovietheymakeoutofthiswillgetanoscar

#tomhankswillplayoneofyou

#adelewilldotheleadsoundtracksong

#okaythatsenoughattheirexpense

#bythewaywhatthehelljapan

#bearandhumanintimacywhatthefuck

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#gorillagripgoblinthatcockandballsandwhateverotherwordsicanfitintoyournamethisweeksammysam

#wereallymissournigga

#getyourmoneybaby

#originalgerudo

#smokehokage

#wecantwaitforwhathappensnext

#wewillhavejokesforthattimeaswell

#youshouldhavesomeaswell

#jokeswemean

#dabsaswell

#justsmokethem