it's getting a little hotter out there don't you think??? well if it's any consolation like an elder used to tell me when the heat starts to get to that temp between scorching and hell's gate that it's not just the heat that it's the humidity that you need to worry about. and we here at phat dabs in the morning are already quite concerned with the level of madness people have shown before the really humid months kick in. it makes our just chilling here in the hidden smoke village much more justified, nothing but mist and marijuana smoke here. a contact high around every corner but especially here at the trading post. lest we also forget the lovely and coveted air conditioning in case it gets too hot and the allergies start to beat your ass. because sometimes the allergy meds don't want to kick in. it be like that sometimes it really does. yet here at the hidden smoke while humanity goes down their rabbit hole we here have decided to go down our favorite version of such, the reddit hole. yes that's right so many holes to go down and we picked this one. and your teller decided to go one of his favorites tonight, the today i fucked up reddit hole. it's always fun because i think they forget that they first fucked up by confessing this on the internet to begin with, but they never see the irony and trust me folks it never gets old. it never gets old to smoke something nice and then read about people and the fuck ups they are willing to confess for an audience of stoners at a sesh. it never gets old and for that we here at phat dabs in the morning thank you. we hope it was cathartic getting it out of your system and quite frankly i hope some of you have learned from your fuck ups. i sincerely doubt it but hey i have proven wrong before. and speaking of being proven wrong, we realized we;ve been doing this for almost a year and a half now. yes we are still as shocked as you and we still appreciate all of you who have come and still decide to come to the sesh. for three bored stoners and a microphone, we can't see where the next chapter our journey takes us. and no matter where your journey takes you, always have your real ones. have your true folk. or in the case of the phat dabs crew, always have your bowl mates with ya.

#bowlmatesforlife

#alwayskeepyourrealonesclose

#summermadnesskickingin

#hiddensmokesanctuary

#redeyesandredditstories

#smokehokage

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#gorillagripgoblinthatcockandballssammysam

#originalgerudo

#airconditioningisyourfriend

#wejustsaying

#noonelikestobehighinthehotsun

#keepdaboclockinsidethissummer

#PDITM

#youshouldbesmoking

no seriously, have you been outside in the past few days. since the wildfires in canada and all that comes with that coming through the air and just making the days a nightmare to navigate through your daily routine, it has come to the crew here at phat dabs in the morning that the safest place for us to be is right here inside the trading post and with the air conditioning on and the banger heating up and bowls being packed. we are not certain if the smoke from the hidden sesh village now is from us or the flames up north and that can be quite the cause for concern. i mean jesus fuck i saw the picture of new york city a day ago. i swear to god you went from nice and sunny to dante's inferno in a couple of days. and to think that this is the beginning of summer and this is how we start huh??? yeah trust your crew on this one sesh inside today. what are we up to over here you might ask??? well you know what you came for and it came to our attention that we have actually been doing this silly ass shit for about a year and a half now. we done did it. believe us when we tell you we are as surprised as you are. we set up some common sense rules for those out there who wish to cosplay as black characters (don't paint your face that's it). it really is that simple sometimes. and for even more fun and because live action adaptations are getting more abundant and less watchable at times, we decided to go all mystery science theater 3000 if you know you know and you get to light the bowl at the sesh, just once tho, on some of our favorite cartoons turned live action movies. from he-man to ninja turtles to those who will have you punching the air at the television screen like you're hoping you can connect with one good shot to the producer of this bullshit movie if you swing hard enough. i believe you know which ones those are. we won't blow your high but mentioning them aloud or in written form. we won't do that to you. and with the weather like it is, it makes perfect sense to get the crew together with the good shit and even better silly shit on the mic to get you through this summer madness that decided to settle in before the season really got started. so trust us you will be better off crumbling that herb (old smoker talk if you know you know) or getting that crumble ready to put on that hot banger in the comfort of your own home with some good bowl mates or if solo just a good full bowl and hopefully you have some headphones in. we are not responsible for what someone may walk in and hear if you ain;t careful with this show. smoke responsibly. listen to this show responsibly. you really don't have to. you should tho.

#noseriouslyseshresponsibly

#whymustthesummeralwaysstartonsomebullshit

#thestreakcontinues

#iknowbetterthantoaskwhatelsecouldhappen

#ohfuckiusttypedittho

#nomatterithinkwegood

#untilsomeotherbullshitoccurs

#andebenmoreseriouslybesafeouthere

#mysmpathiestothoseouthereworkinginthisshit

#polluteyourlungsonyourowonterms

#godthatsoundsawfulstillkeepingittho

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#gorillagripgoblinthatcockandballssammysam

#originalgerudo

#thanksforallwholistenedallthistime

#wehopeyoustillentertained

#westillhighandhavingfun

#hopeyouallareaswell

#PDITM

#hiddenseshvillage

#smokehokage

yes. yes we can admit it. sometimes during our pregaming sessions before we hit record, we might be too ready to get on and be silly. we just may a little higher than we anticipated before we touch. sometimes the conversation before we hit record will be completely out of left field. it really do be like that sometimes. because for a lot of this episode the dabs decided to take us where it wanted to go despite our terrible attempts at protest for somewhere else. in the meantime we decided to take a look at ghost stories from local to japan to south korea. all these lovely little things that will make sure you do not sleep well this evening. what better to do than get around a campfire and talk about creepy ghost like you're the midnight society from are you afraid of the dark. i think people actually did that. like summer camps, we believe those were actually a thing. we watch some guy attempt to cheat death multiple dabs at a time. it was an inspiration as well a cautionary tale of just how much your lungs can take and the rush to not get your death on camera. i mean dear god the amount of concentrates this man smoked i'm amazed he still has lungs. he can smoke with us anytime. hell we were so high i forgot to do the rest of the intro. yeah it was one of those episodes. and we love every second of it. also we decide to add some real world logic to some of your favorite horror tropes as if we would probably be any better if some horror movie shit happened to us. i mean seriously if you have a summer camp that has a story of everyone dying to a psychotic mother, why the fuck would you keep it open??? wouldn't that be enough to not bother with it anymore??? these are the questions you ask yourself when you're high and in front of your television. it's okay you can admit it. you've done it once or twice as well. it's okay it's perfectly normal. and even to top off the night of scary shit in the summer we take a look at a a couple of episodes from the junji ito collection and well it's a lot of what the fuck to take in in such a short time let your bowl mates tell you. it's a lot and we will be honest all of us will not be sleeping well this evening. it will not be a fun weed nap for a minute or two. so if you see one of your folks running in their dreams like a dog out of terror, just mind the business and not ask questions in the morning. just wake them up. it's the type of shit you sign up for when you come for a sesh with three bored stoners and a microphone. and with so many summer seshes coming up in the future, who knows what silly shit we'll come up with next. all you gotta is tune in to join the sesh and come along for the high with your crew. we don;t know what silly shit we'll come up with next. and i was being sincere to any one piece fan that hears this and feels a way about it. i hope the end is really everything you hope for because i just have this feeling the internet will implode when it happens exactly as we called it. the dabs are never wrong.

#inthedabswetrust

#wereallygotfuckedupthisepisode

#gettingfreakedoutwithghoststories

#weweretoohightobeinthewoods

#summerofseshes

#neverknowwhatwewillcomeupwith

#itwillbefunnytho

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#wereallymissournigga

#wetalkingaboutyougorrilagripgoblinthatcockandwhateverelsewecanaddtoyournicknamesammysam

#keepyourheadup

#bowlmatesforlife

#originalgerudo

#youshouldbesmoking

#imeanyeahisaiditright

#PDITM

#justsmokeityo

my oh my it is good to be back in the valley once more. while we here at phat dabs in the morning thoroughly enjoy our air conditioning and the trading post we at now, i mean really tom nook is taking his time getting that milk, i can't keep lying to his kids anymore. but that's another story we technically can't tell at this time. as much as i am living my best life chilling and playing tears of the kingdom, something inside just kept calling to me to come on home just once more for the once more. and you know your teller, i can't just ignore that. so i decided to take a day off from playing tears of the kingdom and come on down to have special sesh regarding this game franchise. one that kept your teller invested in video games to this day. that's right the legend of zelda gets some shine today. i get the chance to roll one up grab a noble pursuit and talk about his five favorite zelda games of all time. so many to go through and narrow down to the ones i can always go back to play. I will go down my five favorites and let you know what about them i love so much. one of the most enjoyable forays into countdown making i will ever have i'm trying to tell you. i'm always happy to come home but with motivation like this it makes it all worth it. hell i will even ask the fans to let me know what your favorite zelda games are. it's always cool to have a sesh where gamers can come together and talk about what they love about their favorite franchise. while i might enjoy the air conditioning and quiet of the trading post with my bowl mates and my nigga kk slider, there's something about that valley man. something that always tells me and those who come around that they will be waiting for you......in the valley.

#homesweethome

#noblepursuitsondeck

#listyourfavoritesoftheseries

#bebackinairconditioningsoonenough

#wherewilltearsofthekingdomenduponmylist

#timewilltellbuthavingfunregardless

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#gorillagripgoblinthatcockandballssammysam

#originalgerudo

#welcomebacktothevalley

#someonepleasegofindtomnook

#inthemeantimewewillbeseshing

#comeonandjointhesesh

#oncemorefortheoncemore

#wewillawaityouinthevalley

with the weather getting nicer and the impending heat and humidity of the summer coming soon, we here at phat dabs in the morning decided to take you back to when summer actually meant something to most of us, and that was when we were kids. back when your teller was a young gen xer and his parents were more than happy to let him roam around outside without supervision, it is always fun to reminisce on those fun times you had when you had a bike and free reign of various neighborhoods. when you parents refused to see you because they didn't want you running in and out of the house. ah good times. good times. your crew was more than happy and your teller was is always ready to take a smoke and trip down memory lane about childhood adventures and questionable parenting techniques of the previous generations or as you cheeky little dick waffles like to say in order to be cute and fail miserably the late 1900s. but letting your children risk bodily harm and beautiful moments weren't the only things about summer that made it worth your while. there were water parks. when you were young, they were great. as you got older, you realized just how dangerous half the slides looked to go down. and fortunately for us, there were a few dangerous slides that people still decided to go down even the oh fuck this signs were all there and in your face. it's like half the appeal of water parks was to see if you can have a good time and get a good settlement when you fuck yourself up in the same damn day. and as we say here at phat dabs, you love to see it. also in the summer, there were the summer block busters. the movies that some weren't really that good but they were enough to make your season a little more enjoyable. you know back when will smith was the king of the summer movies and not for having his wife bang his son's best friend. man those were different times voe and vai. very different times. you know, the indiana jones and the temple of doom. batman forever. michael bay movies when his shit was tolerable. you know the time we talking about. trust me you know. hell remember when you discovered video games and would just end up at your friends house playing games most of the day. all this before you felt you were grown at fifteen and spent most of the summer on the green box. trust your crew on this one, you know what we talking about. the lovely green box where you and the crew would post up and have a a few jokes a few smokes among other activities and all the fun of making the most out something we probably shouldn;t have been hanging out on. and we also didn't forget the weebs out here either where most of the summer will be in front of your screen going through anime a couple seasons a day. we see you and welcome you to the sesh as well while we take a look at another couple anime and try to get our good anime groove back. and hell with the heat coming on and with the valley in my sights as i freefall from the sky kingdom, the phat dabs has nothing but fun and good times and better smoke on our minds for summer season. hopefully we'll find some fun activities outdoors to bring you in and have a part of. but the crew would love to have some fun this summer and trust us we gon enjoy ourselves this summer with these phat dabs and silly ass seshes. i think that's the plural of sesh. could've sworn we settled that already. digressing all aside tho, feel free to come on through and join the sesh at any time. you where we'll be. in the trading post. where there's air conditioning. and weed. but most important air conditioning.

#wecantexpresstheairconditioningenough

#dontletthestreetlightcatchyouwascurfew

#stilltryingtogotobuschgardens

#kingsdominiongonhavetounderstandthissummer

#westillmadatyouforthathalloweenbullshit

#mandy

#gorillagripgoblingthatcockandballssammysam

#keepyourheadupsammybabies

#wemissyou

#guyonthecouch

#originalgerudo

#summertimeandsativa

#youshouldbesmoking

yeah it's been that kind of week. your teller won't front with you tonight. haven't been really feeling his best this week and just having the feeling that this week feels slightly well, off. it started with going to get the phat dabs for this episode and attempting to traverse washington dc with a pack of menthol cigarettes and the potential danger that comes with that yet we are digressing quite a bit lades and gentlemen vai and voe alike because mother's day is right around the corner. that's right the day where mothers get celebrated by going to a restaurant and having their family look like their mother never raised them or taught them a damn thing. we here at phat dabs implore you not to act a fool at restaurants this year. just order a catering meal or something. it will make everything much easier and your server won't have to wonder why he does this bullshit for 2.13 an hour and your generosity. yet in between that we look at some of the best and worst mothers in media that all enjoy and equally are glad aren't ours. we have a look at steve harvey break his brain listening to some of his contestants on family feud. look close enough and you can see the they don't pay me quite enough for this shit look across his face. your teller takes a trip down memory lane about his own mother and the wonderful beautiful bullshit that came with that. not enough dabs or time for that episode alone let me tell you. speaking of which, the dabs almost took your teller this evening. told you this week felt slightly off. and in the midst of all that, the guy on the couch celebrates his birthday and somehow in the midst of this, his car got towed. we here would say it be like that sometimes, but no it don't. it really don't. it's that type of nonsense you just have to have a sesh and hash out all the silliness going on around you. sometimes a good smoke will make sense of all that seems confusing. and then sometimes you just realize you need to get a visitors pass for the just smoke it yo studios. it's never a dull moment with your favorite sesh starters. even with the weather heating and the summer coming in and the tears of the kingdom downloading on my switch which you might as well say there's goes you teller's summer, there's quite a bit to plan and things to get into. who knows what adventures we may go on but we promise many of them will be in the trading post where it's air conditioned. jaywalks in one hundred degree weather are not as fun as you have been lead to believe. no one likes to have sesh outside in high humidity. sweat on the backwoods just ain't it. and you know it as well. all proceeds from the next sesh go to the get the bowl mates to busch gardens summer fund.

#neveractuallybeenbutheardgoodthings

#kingsdominionfallingoff

#itsbeenoneofthoseweeks

#notcertainwhatoneofthoseweekscontainsbutthisisit

#wedidntmeanforyourcartogettowed

#thestudioneedsavisitorspassapparently

#remindertopleasenotactuponmothersday

#dontcomeinmyrestaurantifyoudontknowhowtoact

#thatgoesforyourmamatoo

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#happybirthdayguyonthecouch

#gorillagripgoblinthatcocksammysam

#hernamegetslongerandmoreridiculouseveryepisode

#originalgerudo

#gameneedstodownloadfaster

#youshouldbesmoking

#imeanwearewhynotyou

#youattheseshyoumightaswell

because with the weather heating up, it only means one thing. summer madness will be approaching soon. much sooner than i would like to imagine sometimes but it's coming. heat rises and common sense just evaporates for the season. and while the rest of the world may lose their minds in the heat this summer, your favorite bowl mates and mine will be here on the island chilling smoking and coming up with some more of that good shit you tune in for. we may have talked about people who can or can't smoke with us on many an occasion here on this show, yet we never made a category for those who actually just might need a blunt or two in their lives. seriously your favorite character may just need a daily dose of fuck it in their system and they'll be okay. it may just be for their own good. and with the summer coming up, we may just want to go out and on the way grab a bite to eat. where to go where to go. maybe waffle house. oh no they fighting in there. let's take the kids to chuck e cheese. oh no nevermind they fighting in there. wait what the fuck??? get a chicken sandwich from popeye's?? oh nevermind it's going down in that bitch tonight. so thanks to worldstar and nigga moments all over the place we apparently can't go anywhere without a dinner and a show. we don't mind senseless violence mind you but can we at least get our food before this place becomes a viral clip on worldstar??? i just want my waffles dammit!!!!!! shit like this will make you not go anywhere anymore but we are always looking for some entertainment while we waiting for out hashbrowns to come out smothered covered capped chunked peppered and jacked!!!!! if you know you know. try em out sometime it will change your life and your bowels simultaneously. be sure to smoke first tho. it will make it a bit easier. who knows what chicanery your crew will get to next time we go outside and out to eat however we are on the lookout for worldstar moments and fun times for the bowl mates to have. it will be adventure time very very soon and you never guess where your crew will show up next. we don't know at all but before we do that feel free to slide on thru and join the sesh. bring yourselves and be ready to match because pregaming is about to be soon and you gonna need to ready. be ready and be high. you'll be one of the two. my best guess will say the latter. my stoner sense is tingling and it's never steered me wrong before.

#stonersensetingling

#whothefuckfightsinchuckecheese

#squidwardhitthisplease

#theresareasonyouonlysawsuzieonceaseason

#evenincartoonsblackparentsdonotplay

#noforrealthowhothefuckfightsinchuckecheese

#hellforthatmatterwhothefuckfightsindennys

#wafflehouseequalsworldstar

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#gorillagripgoblinthatcocksammysam

#wemissyousammysam

#givegrandmaourregards

#ijustwantmywafflesplease

#youshouldbesmoking

#whyarentyousmoking

yes that's right you are not misreading. your eyes are not deceiving you. you are not that high right now. you might smoke weed but you can read. but yes the number you read in the title is absolutely correct. your teller done made it to 44 years of age on this mortal coil and trust him when he tells you he is as surprised as you are. considering he was so certain he wouldn't make it to thirty or beyond that once he reached that threshold decided to live his life a little bit more. hell there wouldn't be any phat dabs and any of this ridiculous shit to hear about on this wonderful day of days. it's your teller's birthday just in the event you are too high to read between the lines. we start with pouring one out for the king jerry springer who passed away earlier today and pouring an extra one out for your school sick days which also end that era. maury gone. jerry gone. it's the end of an era indeed. the bowl mates decide to take a look down the childhood shows from nickelodeon and beyond to see if some of those your teller grew up with would still hold up today. some will some won't. most of them are memes today. it's the way of the world. your teller has no need to jump over some generation gap. let them have their own thing. it's always a good night when you can have the mic on and have your bowl mates to talk about shit from back in the days that we all enjoyed. we also bring up the ain't shit best friend trope that we really ae getting sick of and one of the reasons that rigby from regular show can't smoke with us. we take a look at mr wizard and some frightening puppets from the 80s nickelodeon. we go on a munchie run to cookout mid episode. we get obscenely high and go back down memory lane and it's always more fun for you to roll one up with your crew and get in on the journey. just another way to have a good smoke and a good time and to celebrate making it another year. here's to another year on this ridiculous coil we call mortal and here's to hoping i'm here next year to do this all once again. shout out to the bowl mates and the people who love and tolerate me in equal order. you the real ones what can i say???

#imalifetimecommitment

#oldschoolcartoonshadthebestintros

#nickelodeonwasreallywildbackintheday

#cookoutisalwaysamoveformunchies

#fortyfouryetyoullthinkimtwentyseven

#genxagingprocess

#takeatripwithyourcrewonetime

#takeusdownyourmemorylanesometime

#wewouldlovetogo

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#gorillagripgoblinthatcockandballssammysam

#originalgerudo

#herestofortyfour

#hopefullywewilldothisagainatfortyfive

#cheersnigga

#youshouldbesmoking

#noreallyyoushouldbesmoking

guess what day it is!!!! guess. what. day. it. is. yes indeed it is the most wonderful time of the year if you are a smoker. it is your day. oh that's right. it's your day. treat like mother's day or father's day where the only thing you want done for you is to be left alone with your weed and your hobbies for the day and the time to enjoy both. so once again and one more time, smokers and stoners, it is your day. and with it being our day, did you think for one second you weren't going to hear from us??? really??? you really thought there wasn't going to be an episode on 420 of all days??? shame on you for doubting us. where's that shame bitch from game of thrones when i need her?? while we have someone looking for her, feel free to peruse and episode full of smoke and for the enhancement smoker in all of you we take a look at things that seem to be more enjoyable when you're high out of your skull. things like roller coasters pimping yeah we go quite a while on pimping for some reason this episode. i don't quite get it either but still quite funny. pimp tier list coming soon. tom nooks trading post became a players ball for a second there. this is a day specifically for the bowl mates so grab a few of them and as much to smoke as possible as your favorite bowl mates besides your own sit around get high as humanly possible and have as random a conversation as you can have when the good smoke kicks in. and with the seasons getting warmer there's so much more fun to be had and more subjects and random shit to talk about with a thick blunt in hand and a phat dab on the banger. we'll be getting out here more and bringing some more random things for you to peruse like amusement parks and weeb watching. so much more coming in the coming weeks and months. who knows where we will show up next and what random fun we will have??? tune in next time to find out. same phat dab time. same phat dab channel. wow that was corny. almost blow the high corny. almost.

#wewillgetbetteronthefinishesnexttime

#hopeeveryoneenoyingtheir420

#smokegoodandenjoyyourday

#itisyourdayafterall

#smokesomethingandhavealisten

#enhancementsmokerepisode

#youevertriedanythingonweed

#sammysamwiththestrongpimphand

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#gorillagripgoblinthatcocksammysam

#originalgerudo

#thetradingpostisthenewplayersball

#allwhiteandyellowpythoneverything

#its420everyday

#smokeoneforyourcrewtoday

#youshouldbesmoking

#especiallytodayyoutshouldbesmoking

yes that's right this is one of those rare times i won't have to give nintendo the side eye when it comes to their movies, at least for now. i honestly couldn't think of any other way as a fan of this series than to take some time out of my smoking schedule to give a review of this movie and for the ones who get mad at the old heads in the theater please be mindful that they probably went through the original and you should really let them have this one. a real must see for either a night out with the kids or some friends who love to get nostalgic over their favorite game finally getting a proper movie. not certain yet?? feel free to listen to your teller tell you a few things about it. it will only take a few minutes of your time ten to be exact. that's one blunt or a couple bowl rips and a strong coughing fit. if you can get through both of them you can get through a stab at reviewing stuff. have a smoke and a listen with your crew for this one. then have another smoke and go watch this movie. you'll be the perfect amount of high and it won't even matter because you'll enjoy it and still be high. a win is indeed a win.

#takealistenifyouarentconvinced

#firststabatreviews

#behonestbutkind

#iwillbetoohigheitherwaytonotice

#youdidgoodnintendo

#donotjumprighttozeldanext

#imeantwhatisaid

#babystepsnintendo

#babysteps

#youwillregretitdearlyifyoufuckupthelegendofzelda

#itisnotwhatyouwant

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#gorillagripgoblinsammysam

#originalgerudo

#youshouldbesmoking

#alsogoingtowatchthismovie

#thankuslater

#thenjointhesesh

#thetradingstartsjumpingoffinthespring