we were here for a countdown but we decided to do a show.  we gave the original gerudo the night off tonight with a phat jay and the freedom of a well earned jaywalk.  that is our story and we are sticking to that.  in the meantime while he travels the realms or wherever the fuck he decide to go this evening, we saw the laptop and the microphone and the new episode button and one thing led to another and well here you go.  and as long as we have all these things in our reach we decided that we wanted to make an episode about something we enjoy while we high as jeff hardy falling off a ladder which if you haven't guessed by the previous simile we enjoy wrestling and believe us we know how hard it is to be a fan nowadays.  it really is.  but we decided to take it back a bit with our favorite theme songs from the attitude era.  for all the fun and what the fuck moments that one era that defined wrestling and the wwe for decades to come after that, whether they like it or not, all the stars had great entrance themes.  it was the first thing you heard before your favorite superstar came to the ring and brought the heat and we decided to countdown ten of them.  well we got there eventually.  we had enough time and enough weed to get through them and tangents and thc aside, we got the point across of how good each of these ten themes were and entertained you with our nonsense.  we got a good top ten hell we even threw in a random good one at number ten just to acknowledge this one jam as well.  we hope you enjoyed out first foray into countdowns involving wrestling and backyard confessions aside because you will hear more.  you can roll one up and take a walk on that.  speaking of which, teller might be back from his jaywalk soon.  tune in for future countdowns and fuckery alike from the good brothers when we slide in for a quick smoke with the phat dabs crew.  we'll end it like teller would, roll one up and join the sesh sometime.  they'll be waiting for you in the valley.  but not with his equipment.

#yeahwestolehisequipment

#hemightgetitback

#therewillbeanewepisodenextweekwepromise

#thatniggabetakingthelongestjaywalks

#guestspotshitwiththegoodbrothers

#goodbrothert

#goodbrotherdan

#mandy

#originalgerudo

#youshouldbesmoking

#ajustsmokeityoproduction

yeah yeah that's it right there use take three.  yeah that's right we had three tokes we mean takes damn it we don't mean to keep doing that. but as we were saying, three tokes goddamnit we mean three takes of the intro later and we are back on our beautiful bullshit you know and smoke with us for and with 23 quietly letting us know it's safe to come outside and observe the world as we know it, we felt more inclined to look back at our younger selves and wonder just how the hell did we get away with some of this shit???  middle school was a weird time for all of us and some of it was so ridiculous you didn't have the time to make sense of it all.  we also take a look at the cop who had the train ran on her and also look for the call sign for when you are going to smash your coworker.  these are things we here at phat dabs need to know.  we also discuss ridiculous valentine's day drama from the server's eyes who have to hand you your meals for the night.  we go through a few of the most entertaining and embarrassing moments from server.  yeah we were off for a bit but we had adult shit to do.  these things happen but we back and the phat dabs and pure silliness is coming back. we also learned that charlie sheen is in fact not dead.  we didn't know that.  well at least mandy knew that but that's not the point.  we also wonder when did women not like flowers for valentine's day anymore???  when did that become a thing???  and even more fun, we get prepared for mandy's birthday episode coming live from waffle house.  that's right waffle house.  waffles and worldstar, more hopefully waffles, but we'll take the worldstar as long we get the waffles first.  we think ahead in matters like this.  you should as well.  and while it may seem random at times, it's just the beginning and sooner or later you will get some more themed episodes from us as well, coming soon with ghost stories and much much more.  hopefully the banger's hot and the blunt is rolled and you enjoying the vibes we sending.  you're high either way the way we see it.  eat well. love freely.  just smoke it yo.

#andweback

#backonthatbullshit

#missedthemicforaminute

#sorrytokeepyouwaiting

#wegotmoretocome

#sillinessandsativa

#mandy

#originalgerudo

#yourshouldbesmoking

#justsmokeityo

Yeah, so due to some other events we had to attend to this evening, we here at phat dabs decided to do a quick episode just to have a little fun because sometimes just like when you need to smoke before you have to go to family events, sometimes you need a chuckle or two before you move on to other shit in the evening.  but don't worry we still got a little buzz and a little silly shit to have a little fun with today.  starting and going mainly with ganja and games in general.  mainly video games that will cause fights and end friendships.  look at you over there, already counting off two or three off the dome that you and your boys done threw some hands over.  don't worry tho, we here to tell you a few more and we can all sit here and have a laugh and a look back when it wasn't only a game.  anyone with ptsd flashbacks from mario party or anything mario sports related just know that we understand.  we've been there ourselves.  in this short time, mandy discovered that there was a story mode to call of duty.  was it a surprise to her???  yeah.  will it make her play the game???  no not really.  but nonetheless she discovered something today.  the more you know i suppose.  we also talk about good games to smoke and play and our favorite ones to smoke to.  lots of talk of good weed and games and other responsible shit to do.  it's always nice to have a laugh with the bowl mates before you go out and do functional adult shit.  nevertheless, we will be back with a regular episode next week with more silly shit to discuss because let's face it this year about to start showing its ass real soon.  but in the meantime, love freely, live in peace, and above all else, just smoke it yo.

#quickieepisode

#youllstillgetagoodlaughfromit

#howmanyofyouothererememberahadafightyouhadfromoneofthesegames

#stoplookingatmyscreen

#comeonyouremember

#mandy

#originalgerudo

#welightingupinthegerudovalley

#justsmokeityo

shhhhhhh.  nobody say a thing.  happy new years to all of you by the way.  don't mind us we just trying to slide into this new year as peaceful and as quietly as possible given the beginning and the end of last year.  can;t really blame us for exercising the slightest bit of caution now can you???  not to worry tho it's some of the only caution we will use this year.  meanwhile in the just smoke it you studios your favorite bowl mates pack a bowl or two and recount some of our favorite and least incriminating in some cases stoner stories.  those tales from the sesh that can only be told with a bong or blunt in hand.  some to make you laugh and shake your head at the same time.  all of them good to tell.   also we have a question for you.  do you like anime???  do you like anime on weed???  that's the way to see it.  it's like whacked pow!!!  no seriously we bring back the first episode first impression anime edition with devil is a part timer corpse and some other shit we really didn;t pay attention to we think it was called overlord we don;t know we didn;t like it.  all sorts of things to smoke and watch ad we chose that one.  luck of the draw at times like this.  but still a good smoke and a good time was had by all.  in between all this we here in the valley would like thank global warming for the lovely weather and we thank you for letting us talk our silly shit to you fo the past year and we appreciate ya'll coming on the next arc in our journey with this show.  we will not give you bad time either way we promise that.  we will always be waiting in the valley.  be kind.  love freely.  just smoke it.

#backonthatbeautifulbs

#tellusastonerstory

#weloveagoodtaleortwo

#wegotsomuchplanned

#evenwiththenewyearonitsbullshit

#yearofyourbowlmates

#mandy

#originalgerudo

#wewillbelightingupinthevalley

#justsmokeityo

cue the star wars theme and the floating text across the screen,  okay okay use your imagination for the latter part while your teller types this shit out.  for the end of the year coming up much much quicker than either one of us expected, we here at the phat dabs crew implore you all to go into 2023 as tentatively as possible this year.  keep your feet on the plastic partition.  don't make too much noise.  don't touch a damn thing.  we are not going into the new year guns blazing we come in looking before we leap this year since apparently 2022 still doesn't want to talk.  i mean seriously 22 who hurt you???  we have an idea but since you don't wanna talk about it, there is not much we can do on that 22.  we just saying.  but we digressing here.  in the meantime while we let the previous year figure out what its problem is, we decided to take on a challenge to end the holiday season where we decided to watch the one thing in the star wars universe more reviled than the current episode saga movie wise.  that is correct for those who have caught on and are currently going through that post traumatic stress flashback, we are watching the star wars holiday special.  we had enough dabs and time to so it and quite frankly after watching it, we are still not certain what we just watched.  trust us, we see why star wars fans hate this.  it's terrible yet like the worst car wrecks you cannot look away no matter how much your eyes wish to divert themselves.  it was an hour and a half and a high with dabs we could never get back and it was fun to do.  we're still honestly trying to figure out if flies in the so bad it's good territory.  we were that high and it was that bad.  in between that, we throw out random memories from christmas past and new's year past as well and throw out some hopeful advice maybe one of you, okay let's be honest none of you, will take.  but hey some of it needed to be said.  it's for your own good trust us.  one episode enough to get you smoking and willing to endure this challenge with us.  ok possibly not and in the meantime we also look into personal stoner habits we can improve on as well.  sometimes we have to be mindful  that not every one we smoke with smokes as heavily as we do and that's okay.  be respectful of other stoner's weed tolerance.  one blunt may be a warmup for you, but it may be a good night and the end for the person you smoking up.  let's be better in the new year.  but quietly remember???  we don't wanna disturb nothing.  nothing at all.  

#noonedisturbanything

#wedon'tknowhowthenewyeargonnactyet

#noonestartsayingthistheiryearyet

#weseriousnoonesayathing

#merrychirstmashappyholdiaysallthatbeautifulbullshit

#holidaysareforbowlmates

#newyearcomingup

#mandy

#originalgerudo

#thanksforsmokingandlistening

#wewillwaitforyouinthevalley  

with the holidays in full swing, we here at phat dabs are fully aware that while this time of the year is all about goodwill and togetherness and family, not everyone out there is fortunate enough to have either.  the reasons may vary but christmas may not be the holiday for everyone.  and to be honest with you vai and voe alike, your teller isn't feeling very in the christmas spirit. now don't get me wrong, your teller may be feeling a bit ucey yet the feelings of warmth happiness and goodwill to all have seemed to have eluded me for the season for far.  so in an attempt to rectify that,  your teller had the option of either reading some uplifting stuff to make you thankful for the little you have or read stories from reddit about people having worse christmas days than you could imagine.  we will let you guess which route we took.  yet in the midst of reading some this shit, it showed that i still have empathy.  and i hate that.  because i'll once again be honest with you some of these really were a sledgehammer to your chest.  it was so heavy i literally had to finish the rest of my blunt and really consider changing the course of this episode so i decided to read two christmas stories that were inspirational and just hoped for the best on that matter.  i know it's a weird direction for this episode to go in but out of all the things that catch you off guard with this show this should not be the one.  it was a learning experience about as quick and as hard as a cleat to the fibs.  i mean seriously some of thi shit will really catch you off guard and please also realize that in an attempt to make you feel better about your situation, sometimes you might have the right idea but still mess it up. hopefully none of you are going through anything close to the shit you'll hear this evening. hopefully some of these will make you smile laugh say oh what the fuck out loud.  hey it's better than the low you were feeling before you turned us on tonight.  we just saying.  whenever you feel better, roll up a couple and take a walk eith one.  take account of your life at the moment and then come holler t the crew sometimes.  we'll be waiting for you in the gerudo valley.

#thislookedlikeagoodideaonpaper

#reallyconsideredthisbeingashortepisode

#justbegladthesearentyourlives

#mandy

#oeiginalgerudo

#ineedajaywalk

#youshouldbesmoking

wow.  just wow.  that sounded much much better in my head but i've already written it and i'm not about to press backspace.  we don't believe in backspace in intros like this.  but nonetheless we took a week off to get some things in order but now we're back on our holiday bullshit where we ruin some of your favorite christmas specials by adding our own real world logic and commentary to rudolph a charlie brown christmas and a few others tonight in between that and defining what exactly qualifies as a christmas movie these days and apparently it runs quite the gamut from lethal weapon to die had to american psycho they all apparently count.  we didn't get to disney but no worries we will get to you next episode.  and as the title of the episode hasn't clued you in to what we're doing here tonight,  we' re here making gingerbread bongs while looking at silly christmas commercials and having a laugh at the commercials from other countries which for some reason are light years ahead of ours.  with the exception of folgers, they are funny and awkward.  and we can work with both,  in between all that we also plan for the future year ahead and also thank you the listener for doing just that for a year with our silly ass podcast and we can;t wait for more in the future.  you've been smoking with us this far and we are glad you did,  roll one up and light that banger because we about to have some fun before we hit the one year anniversary mark.  one year already,  a one year sesh is in order.  the valley is about to get all the smoke before 23 hits.  slide on thru whenever you ready. yo know where we having it.  we'll be waiting for you in the valley.

#yesweactuallymadethesethings

#itwasmorefunthatitshouldhavebeen

#wehavemadebongsoutofless

#holidayhijinks

#yesthatwascliche

#clicheworkssometimes

#mandy

#orginalgerudo

#youshouldbesmoking

#wewillbewaitingforyouinthevalley

crime alley to be exact.  i didn't stay that long i promise you.  you wouldn't be hearing this episode if i had stayed longer i promise you.  gotham city is not some place you want to stick around in one place long in trust us.  but due to the fact that 2022 has decided to just fuck with our childhoods as well when they took away the voice of batman kevin conroy from us, i felt compelled to slide through with a good doink and enough time to pay my respects to one of my favorite voice actors of all time.  and what better way to pay tribute to him in our way by counting down my five favorite episodes from batman the animated series.  the ones that never get old no matter how many times i watch them.  also throwing in our own logic when it comes to the dark knight as well and what you have here quite frankly is something to smoke to and check a few episodes of one of the best animated series back when dc was on point with the animated series.  it was really a good era for them while marvel was hitting as well and we'll get to them trust me, batman the animated series still holds up after all these years and even with adding real world logic to some of this shit it was a fun trip down crime to press f and count down my favorite five episodes.  feel free to add your favorite episodes in the comments below or better yet let us know something you add real world logic to something you shouldn't bother with.  it's fun to hear what you come up with.  hell bring your answers to sesh coming up.  we gotta get out of this city real quick.  no for real, tell us at the sesh.  hell come join the sesh.  you know the day to come.  we'll be lighting up in the gerudo valley.

#jaywalkingthroughgothamwhy

#firstcountdownepisode

#notthelasttho

#fivefavoriteepisodes

#mandy

#gorillagripgothsammysam

#originalgerudo

#whatsyourfavoriteepisode

#wewillbelightingupinthevalley

well now that thanksgiving is in the rear view the tunnel vision focus all now turns to christmas which we will be honest with you isn't our favorite holiday but the time of year around it can be wonderful if you like that sort of thing.  we do tho.  we have quite a few viewpoints on this season and before we really start going in on this season, we might as well have little reprieve from the madness with our good friend, well not really good friend, but good partner for an episode like this, reddit, who once again never lets me down on a subject like this.  so we found a few stories to get you in the spirit if you haven't been beaten over the head with it just yet.  some will make you laugh okay most of them will make you laugh let me stop lying and i felt compelled to make a confession in the intro and as stated in confession i am willing to take whatever backlash comes my way. i felt much better getting it off my chest let me tell you. all this and more before we really get into the zero hour of our first year anniversary show.  yeah it's been almost a year for us here at phat dabs in the morning.  we are as surprised as you believe us when we tell you.  but once again we digress.  we hope you have something rolled and ready to light for this one.  you should anyway since you know the crew you listening to.  it would be ridiculous if you didn't. we're just saying.

#letsgetstartedfortheholidays

#thecountdownbegins

#somanysubjectsandonlyonemonth

#youshouldbesmoking

#mandy

#gorillagripgothsammysam

#originalgerudo

#wewillbewaitingforyouinthevalley

one is a term for pet peeves we stoners may have from time to time the other is the result of one of your bowl mates looking on the internet at three in the morning.  either one makes for an interesting episode.  mostly because we took a phat diamond before we took to the air today.  don't give us that look sometimes that's how pregaming goes here during a sesh in the valley.  however one phat diamond took your favorite bowl mates to the shadow realm.  we was high.  i mean really high.  so high we forgot that thanksgiving is practically next week.  dear god we were not kidding when we said that the seasons go really really quickly out here.  in the meantime while we high as shit we made a small tier list for thanksgiving side dishes where the universal edict of fuck cranberry sauce remains intact.  no seriously fuck that stuff.  we also take a look at who on family guy can actually smoke with us and the results may actually surprise you as much as it did us.  even that somehow to who from south park and american dad can roll up one and roll up to the sesh as well.  we attempt to find a suitable thanksgiving special and don't really get far on that but the dabs took us where we needed to go.  hell we even get back on our first anime episode impression with a triple feature from you you have to hear to believe we were high enough to watch.  our apologies to inuyasha's fandom in advance.  all the fun a phat diamond can provide for most of the episode.  i mean for real this diamond really fucked us up and it was fun to see where the dab takes us during this episode while we prepare for the end of the year to come in another week it feels.  we got thanksgiving and much to be thankful for and we hope anyone smoking and listening to this has something be thankful for as well.   gives thanks for what you have this year, so many people may not have that chance.  and stay tuned for our thanksgiving sesh.  we'll be waiting for you in the gerudo valley.

#goddamnwewerehighthisepisode

#dontlookupgeckodicks

#seriouslydonotlookthatup

#ohfuckitweknowyouaboutto

#mandy

#gorillagripgothsammysam

#originalgerudo

#youshouldbesmoking

#bethankfulthisyear

#diamondswillsendyoutotheshadowrealm

#wewillstillbewaitingforyouinthevalley