yes that's right ladies and gentlemen your favorite bowl mates have just realized that the year 2022 is trying its hardest to be over as quickly as possible and we here at phat dabs in the morning could not agree more with that sentiment.  i mean fuck we just realized that the end of september is almost upon us which means here in the valley that we get the obligatory two weeks of autumn and pumpkin spice everything before we get down to the get down.  getting down to the real shit.  that spooky shit.  oh yes we also in case it hasn't dawned on any of you halloween is one of our favorite holidays.  and to get ourselves more in the mood for that spooky season we watch the classic horror finger quotes on horror anime ghost stories.  we had heard about how ridiculous it was and finally had the opportunity to watch this masterpiece firsthand.   we were not disappointed to say the least.  in the midst of all that we also analyze some cringe on the internet starting with tiktok because where else would you begin a search for a collective of cringe???  we'll wait.  believe us when we tell you a lot of dabs were smoked and patience was tried.  in between that a mandatory muchie run to reduce the physical wretching, we also decided to question the credibility of some characters who allegedly have the stoner energy and throw in a few suggestions of our own.  we also make future plans for the upcoming year as well because that will officially be our year and we have had fun really throwing thing at the wall and seeing what sticks but we will be upgrading in 23 and new things will be on the horizon.  we cannot fucking wait for all of it let us tell you.  we have more plans for having silly sesh fun.  see how long we can be on the tube before we get in trouble.  so many possibilities and so much time to see where it goes.  the seasons may change and go quickly and the days may come and go, but the time will always be dab o clock.  muthafuckas.

#mandy

#gorillagipgothsammysam

#originalgerudo

#spookyshitincoming

#bringonthenewyear

#PDITM

#TBITE

no seriously audience choice on this one.  i'm too high after reading some of these confessions and really not certain where i wish to go with the title for this bonus episode.  both of them sounded appropriate for the early morning exploration of people on reddit feeling the need to get things off their chest and some of the weight off their shoulders.  some of these require a trip to a trusted friend's house and some of these required a laugh track with the amount of sitcom hijinks going on.  a nice equal balance i believe.  what all these stories also require is a thick blunt a phat dab a nice good drink whatever gets you there and ready to hear some good shit this early morning.  and believe your teller when he tells you, he telling you some good shit.  the seasons are changing and it is even shocking to us how quick the months are about to go by.  seriously in about a week it'll be halloween and then thanksgiving and so on and so on and then to the first year anniversary.  so much to be said so much many dabs to smoke.  so much to do.  but not enough to dwell on at the moment.  there's always more stories to tell.  we just hope you have the time to listen.  hope the banger is heated and the blunts are thick.  they may not make the confessionals any more or less entertaining but at the very least you'll be high.  as fuck.  it's a win win situation that never gets old.  we telling you some good shit.  your bowl mates wouldn't lie to you on this one.

#mandy

#gorillagipgothsammysam

#originalgerudo

#getthatshitoffyourchestandthatweightoffyourshoulders

#youllfeelmuchbetter

#moreredditstuffcomingsoon

#PDITM

so yeah we went through the gamut with cringe coming from all sides from so many fandoms and there was so many we could cover and only so many we could go through without blowing our high.  and trust me when your favorite bowl mates tell you you should be as high as possible for this one. considering we go through an obscene amount of cringe inducing topics along with some wonderful things and vibes to balance out said cringe.  you're gonna need a couple thick blunts and a few phat dabs on deck for this one. we start with marvel fans and disney fans who can;t seem to either let go of their views of their escapism or van;t seem to let go of their childhood and realize that this generation of live action kids movies is for this generation and not theirs.  as mandy states through most of this tangent on you if it don;t apply let it fly.  you'll hear that a lot through most of our tangents this evening.  and hopefully given the demographic we have for this show we really shouldn;t have to explain any further on the matter.  but not to worry we here have faith in our audience.  and also not to worry it's not all potential buzz blowing matter today but we do have some fun with a few matters as well.  after hearing the story of the cbat dude we come up with a list of our own of stupid songs we would get laid to as well because if you can;t have fun with person you're fucking what's the point???  some will make you laugh some will make you cringe and some will really make you wonder if you are indeed high enough for the shit you are listening to.  and the answer is absolutely not.  we get really ridiculous with our choices.  and because it's his anniversary coming up soon we bring up more of our love hate relationship with batman.  it;s always fun to put bruce in the crosshairs and for more even more cringe the bowl mates show one the story of one chris chan.  so believe said bowl mate when he tells you that the answer to the question of are you high enough for this shit???  take a look at what you have left from what you smoked during this episode and you will know the answer to this question.  we know the answer.  and so should you.

so yeah fascinating tale for you tonight.  with the seasons changing, trust me you can feel the autumn creeping in the air, especially when you on a paraglider.  we had functional pot head shit to take care of today, so your teller had time to take nice jaywalk with the autumn air creeping in.  the only issue was where to take one????  not really feeling that picky and ready to just land this damn thing, i could catch the faint scent of good coffee slithering through the scent of segregation and sweat that normally permeates the area around it, and it always feels good to take jaywalk in familiar areas.  finishing up a good one, i decided to take in a coffee or so before i called it an evening when i saw an old familiar sight, an open microphone.  and being on good coffee and even better cannabis, your teller could not resist.  so, if you are not into good poetry some quick some long all of them great this bonus episode may not be for you.  coffee may not be your thing and i get that.  nonetheless, this is one of your teller's better readings and he found some hopefully good shit for you to enjoy and listen to.  it is always a pleasure to come back to the coffeehouse when i have an opportunity to.  they never have a bad night on the open mic and they never forget you.  so go ahead and take a walk light some good shit and come on back.  get settled in and grab a cup of coffee and something to much on.  the mic is hot and the performers are ready.  your buzz is setting in and the first performer comes on stage.  it's about to be a good night.  

we cannot stress this enough for this episode.  if you listen to nothing else we tell you ever in your life, listen to this shit with earbuds in or when you completely alone. we are not even going to attempt to apologize for the subject matter this week.  we really not.  so if you decide to ignore us and get yourself in trouble it will be entirely on you.  get it???  got it??? outstanding.  now we get quite down and nasty in this one we get into our favorite porn matters from types to the top sites to look at to fetish stories.  all the wonderful things that you should probably listen to once again, WITH YOUR EARBUDS IN!!!!!  we know how some of you get.  we honestly hope no one in our family listens to this episode.  still not sorry.  at all.  we go deep.  (huh huh.  i said deep).  we have quite the good time with the subject matter this week.  so much stuff to either turn you on or freak you out.  either way is win, as long as you high.  yeah you really should be smoking this episode.  we can't suggest it enough.  smoke quite a bit.  before.  during.  and probably after this episode as well.  definitely after this episode.  we will.  we are.  right now.  while i type this.  i'm not kidding.

heats banger.  preps dab.  hits dab.  yes yes ladies and gentlemen it's been one of those kind of nights.  one of those where i get to question and witness firsthand just how far humanity has fallen.  otherwise known as being a server.  it's been a while since i've been on here to show some love and share some tales from the server life.  there's always some wild shit to tell when you out on the floor.  they usually end with a drink and a story that usually ends in get the fuck outta here.  if you know you know.  but for my folks out there on the 25 to life shift once again if you know you know, i got something for you.  a little something something for you from your random servers brave or dumb enough your perspective after all to post their stories.  and i am always glad to read them and count my blessings nothing that ridiculous has happened to me yet.  so all my servers who listen know what time it is.  you done came in got whatever you needed before you sit down and then remember you forgot something before your feet tell you to sit your ass down.  real ones know.  so while your feet have the control, grab you a blunt of that sweet chiva, that shit you smoke that has the most ridiculous name.  grab a bowl mate for this one as well.  stories from the server life are better shared with the bowl mates.  if the bowl mates are also servers all the better.  take a couple hits and about an hour out your night to feel better about your night, knowing good and well you got a double in a few hours.  but don;t worry we'll tell the manager you'll be a little late.  it's how them dabs gonna have you.  trust us.  we got you.  

whichever one you wish to go with tonight.  yeah it is a rather early episode but as the seasons start to change and the kids go back to school those poor bastards.  the kids don't even get to technically finish the summer anymore.  but your teller digresses.  you can feel the seasons begin to change and with that  it's gonna be a rather busy time of the year.  people got jobs and bills and schedules and whatnot and there are a lot of bridges we may have to cross scheduling wise and with the following months coming up we have so much shit in store and knowing how quick these months go back to back to back and so on and so on, there may be some changes but not when it comes to what you come to expect from the phat dabs crew.  you know what you came here for and we haven;t forgotten it either.  first and foremost we like to shout out all those who come through for the sesh everytime we record we are always surprised by those who slide through to listen.  can never thank you enough.  and with that being said, we go a few random things tonight and decide where these phat dabs in these new pieces take the convo tonight.  yeah that is correct we got a couple new pieces.  one names emotional damage and the other soon to be named.  haven't quite come with that yet but it will come eventually.  we go back over some tropes we don;t like that we may have overlooked as well some conspiracy theories to your favorite childhood shows.  always fun to smoke something and see how far the mind will reach to make something make sense in their favorite shows.  we;re here for all of them.  and hell we even get porn phone story games i don't ask my bowl mates questions at times and some how even a few stories from reddit gets into the mix.  yeah it's one of those random type of episodes we'll actually get a format and some order one day.  straight fact said and all.  no crossed fingers.  at least any you can see anyway.  but hell we enjoy these random eps where we really don't have any plans in mind.  just let bored stoners and a microphone take a hit and then take you wherever the jay ride takes us.  we'll always show you a good time.  we'll also smoke you up as well.  it's never a loss in your favor when your with the phat dabs crew.  sweet sweet chiva and silly convos.  where's the loss???  we'll wait.

and believe you me, there are a lot of ways that people have fucked up this episode.  shall we start with the obvious one first???  i don't see why nah.  tonight, you fucked up by going on reddit and posting your mistakes for the internet to read, thereby giving a storyteller stoned off that sweet sweet chiva things to read and chuckle for the amusement of their audience.  we won't go into the individual ways these people fucked up, you have an episode full of them to listen to and come up with your own reasons for how bad they fucked up.  even though some of these weren't really fuck ups outside of the first and obvious one but hey it was more of a it is what it is.  it be like that sometimes.  but you ladies and gentlemen the audience did not fuck up this evening by tuning in to this bonus episode while we all out here getting other things in order that sweet sweet previously discussed chiva took over the telling and i hope i brought some quality shit for you tonight.  it's been a good minute since your original gerudo read some stuff from reddit.  forgot how fun it can be.  but i never forget to tell you to send suggestions on subjects to read and sink my teeth into and lt the chiva enter the chat once again.  that and hoping everyone being their best selves and keeping their head up through them trying times and hopefully know that your bowl mates got you.  if no else got you, your bowl mates got you.  but tonight, we gonna get to these fuck ups.  on reddit.  not the audience.  you should be fucked up.  off the weed.  it's the code of the sesh.  you should be high.  as fuck.  if not, keep smoking.  we got time.  you got smoke.  we got a show.  we got your smoke.  the y in your weed is silent.

i mean i'm being quite serious when i tell you this.  we go on quite some trips this episode and being that it has been quite a newsworthy week.  i mean for those who still watch the news.  jennette mccurdy writes a tell all book that we at phat dabs in the morning highly recommend everyone read if nothing else than to wonder which tell all will be next.  you just you can't have one person telling it all without someone else having their own story to tell and somehow that takes a left turn to tommy lee's third drumstick showing up on tiktok.  i don't think it bothered mandy and sammy sam too much.  i'm just guessing.  we also decide to pick apart all the tropes in our favorite shows growing up that really got on our nerves, especially the very special episode trope.  so many annoying tropes that carry on to this day.  a fun rant on batman's faults why because it'f fun to acknowledge how messed up something you're a fan of can be.  rational fan shit.  and speaking of rational fans, we hope you are not fans of the following three anime one piece jojo's or vampire knight.  you knew we would get to them sooner or later.  it was inevitable, especially in jojo's case.  hell you blame the whole episode on dio if you wish.  he's petty enough to take credit.   he'll also take your lighter.  we hope we weren't that ruthless.  we also hope your banger was lit and your blunt was rolled.  you should be high for shit like this.  trust us.  it's for your own good.

so we learned a couple things this episode.  well for one we got the guy in the couch awake for this episode.   it's always nice to have guests to the sesh.  we realized that thanks to the new dlc available today, we all are terrible at mario kart when we play together.  it was a learning as well as a bonding experience.  in the middle of that we decided to compare the avatars aang and korra.  what we came up with may surprise you.  perhaps not as much as some of your childhood or favorite game coming to live action movies.  we take a look at some of the most disrespectful towards your favorite subject.  from masters of the universe to phoenix wright, we take a look at this shit so you don;t have to.  it truly is a thankless job sometimes but hey it's what we do for those who come to the sesh.  you can thank us with a listen or two.  and don't think that just because we haven't gone after your childhood tonight doesn't mean we have let up on tier lists.  all in good time folks.  you need time to catch your breath.  we also take three times in our first episode anime to find a suitable one that gives a good first impression.  two had such promise but once again the old school delivers.  hey it be like that sometimes.  in between that and thanks to all those who have decided to come join the sesh form places we never would have guessed.  always good to have you aboard and we hope you enjoying yourselves.  never a bad time to add more to the sesh.  you'll laugh you'll shake your head but you'll be high and entertained.  and that we can always call a win.