yeah i'm about to test your comprehension skills for a second.  indulge a gerudo for a moment this is going to go somewhere fascinating.  i assure you.  now here's what you need to do.  you listening???  tremendous.  get your bowl.  grab a grinder.  oh you don't have a bowl you have blunt well then crack that shit open.  now then where was I??  Ah yes here we go.  now grab that weed.  grab the shit with the most ridiculous doesn't even sound appealing name you have available.  i know you got more than one fancy bag with you don't play with me.  now then grind that shit pack that shit roll that shit.  all set??  wonderful.  if you phat dabs available, one save us one.  two get that shit on the dabber ready and your banger or nail heated.  you already know what time it is.  all of you ready???  cause after the last poetry reading where i didn;t feel i gave my best i come back a little harder with a little help from the usual suspects amani murphy and justin.  i come with a few original of my own and one of my heaviest stories ever.  tune in to hear and guess which one.  now that i know you can follow directions i know you gonna love this episode.  and you'll be high as giraffe nuts during this episode.  either one is a win.  look at things positively. 

oh yes with the lottery up to a billion dollars, which by the way is way too much money to give one human being, we manifest whatever we have to get them winning numbers on our tickets.  what do act like you ain't out there at your local 711 trying every superstition you've ever heard for lottery numbers looking for that come up.  we here at phat dabs would like you to know we understand we're doing the exact same thing.  in between that we are judging your childhood with a double header of tier lists going on nicktoons and disney cartoons.  nickelodeon we will be honest you've had more misses than hits but when you got it right, you GOT IT RIGHT!!!!!  as our s tier choices will show you.  disney always had the slapping intros from tailspin to chip and dale rescue rangers to competent movie follow up cartoons and very few miesses once you left from that formula.  every choice is not this analytical we assure you as some may seem harsh but we stand by them.  if you feel we slighted one of your favorite shows, don't take it personal.  you will be fine i promise you.  we also bring in some horror anime for our first episode choices we bring paranoia agent and parasyte. we always looking for more suggestions just like we always looking for more weed.  which means all the time.  hell we even come in with that medieval gangsta shit.  it must be heard to be believed.  it's worth getting that banger hot and bowl packed.  get em set up.  light them up and get yourself high and get yourself right with the crew.  we always welcome more to the sesh.

yeah for an episode that started recording at 4:20 today we decided to choose to watch a lot of violent things today.  not certain why we decided to get onto worldstar shit today but that's where the dabs take us.  oh we go through quite a few things this episode folks.  we have some deathmatches from japan and goddamn those are still hard to watch all these years later.  we also observe some shit that shouldn't make any sense nor exist but do.  such as russian slapping competitions and pillow fighting championships.  yes these things actually exist.  look them up if you don't believe us.  it's quite ridiculous some of the shit we observe today and once again we check out some anime episode ones.  that will become a running thing with phat dabs just a fair warning.  also make some suggestions.  no hentai once again.  we once again don't need to know your tastes that much. also, shoutout to the other cities who coming aboard to listen as well,  we hope you enjoying yourselves and we also hope you high as fuck when listening as well.  we are.  so should you.  get that banger heated and everything else ready because you already know what you here for. come sit in on the sesh with the crew.

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.  it's monday.  right???  it's a few days early.  well, yeah about that.  due to some circumstances beyond our control, tune in to find out which ones, we decided to just watch some anime and smoke some weed.  we got a few suggestions to check out a few we otherwise wouldn't have bothered with and apparently there are a lot more to take a look at than i realized and since the first couple of episodes are always a gauge of whether an anime is actually worth your time or not, what better place to start than a few that have been suggested by friends and viewers.  and just to add a little more fun to our escapades we also try to apply logic to some of these anime we watch, much to our chagrin.  we got some brutality, old school cringe, the best cheap shot at dragonball i've ever seen etcetera etcetera.  and we are always open to suggestions for things to watch and get a feel for and try to make sense of on air. get your banger hot and your blunt rolled and watch some shit with us.  straight anime and chill night here at phat dabs 

is that plural for sesh???  is it es or just s????  i think it's the latter.  yeah we'll go with the latter.  nonetheless, welcome to our six months later episode where we thank all of you who listen to this silly ass podcast.  join the sesh this time since it;s mainly us being the premise you know and love, three bored stoners and a microphone.  not knowing where we might take the conversation and that's what you listen to us for.  we sit once again on our beavis and butthead shit as we take you through some of our favorite anime openings and hopefully not give too many of you aneurysms with one in particular.  you'll know it when you hear it.  we also address those who might have had an issue with some our placements on the adult swim tier list.  we stand by our decisions please understand that.  we also take a look at beyond scared straight which is just as fucked up and just as funny as you remember it being.  and once again we cannot thank ya'll enough for giving us a listen as many times as you've had.  humans and bots alike.  thanks for checking us out.  we got more to come in the future and more ridiculous ideas up our sleeves.  you'll be entertained.  you may be surprised.  but you'll be glad you checked it out.  and you probably should be high while doing it.  definitely high while doing so.

now before all of you decide to not listen to us anymore, hear us out.  we at phat dabs love adult swim.  grew up on it.  came of age on it for some of us.  it was always great to smoke to and watch and even though we feel the best era of adult swim was when you had the following line up.  american dad, futurama, family guy, yes that s correct all in this order, two episodes of robot chicken, two episodes of aqua teen, and then anime until two o clock.  rinse repeat wake up to distorted national anthem.  that was and will always be the pattern to go with.  once you decided to get away from that, it was quite hit or miss.  even the best of your originals faded over time.  looking at you robot chicken. but with all that beautiful bullshit being said, we decided to do a tier list of adult swim original shows.  garbage tier is simple, if we high and still don' think your shit is funny, you know where you're going.  and goddamn there are a lot of shows to go through for each tier.  you may agree, you may disagree.  you'll listen either way.  and also, with that being said adult swim, we would like, no fuck that we demand, our own show.  we've seen what you consider funny and if some of this shit can pass for stoner humor, why not us???  we're funny.  we think.  no fuck that, we funny.  come on adult swim, we don;t have to be cringeworthy fanbase big like rick and morty just a nice cult following slot will do you know like  12:00 AM.  just a thought.  just a playful high off of dabs thought.

he feels kinda bad for this episode.  not for the content mind you.  the stuff you will listen to is top notch i promise you.  and yes as i address in this episode i know i said i would do this around 4:20 but hey the way your teller sees it, it's always a better late than never situation.  yet somehow i really didn't feel a good night.  i felt disjointed and i really only hope i did their work justice.  it just didn't feel like my best night on the mic.  yet needless to say it was a learning experience and an absolute one to grow on. trust me your teller will grow form this one.

yes yes indeed they do.  sweet mother of fuck they do.  we managed to give folks a lot in this amount of time as well.  we here at the phat dabs crew celebrate juneteenth by showing mandy and the gorilla grip goth sammy sam (yes that is correct, you must say the whole thing now like a pimp named slickback.  i am contractually obligated to do so), two of the hood classics lean on me and life.(just kidding, we ain't got no contracts).well we were getting through life but amazon prime had other ideas rotten bastards.(we would love some sponsorships tho).we also put some embarrassing moments out there sexually for our listeners to have a good chuckle at.(anything stoner related sponsor wise would be great).we also discuss more future plans for future episodes and other random things(we'll even take raid shadow legends).all this lovelt bullshti and much more coming in the days and weeks future.  stay tuned as we continue ti up the game tech and fun wise.  all better shit coming soon.(raw cones???  white owl???)

yes we did run a bit long on this episode.  we are quite aware of that.  sometimes that's how the dabs gonna have you when you reminiscing over the decades past and thinking logically over the birth of reality shows.  we do jump from reality shows to hbo and all other sorts of fuckery from the nineties which was the ground zero for a lot of thisshit you see today  so many things you overlooked until you got older.  such as how cartoon themes back then really slapped.  take a trip with us down memory lane and have your childhood fucked up or a fun route,  either way you are welcome.  meanwhile stay tuned soon for doinks and dab rigs coming soon and more plans further down the line.  we always seek a challenge or two.  what else can we do??? stay tuned and watch us surprise you

we at least entertain you.  we hope we do.  and that is what we hope to do with this little morning bonus episode that is actually happening in the morning for all the functional pot heads who listen to us who need to have a good laugh during the misery of a hard days work and with your storyteller off in the winds from wherever this sheikah tower takes me next, he decided to get back into reading reddit stories,  with a special request from the gorilla grip goth herself we go into the today i fucked up category and believe me when i telly uo truer words were never spoken.  really need to learn not jump into things blind no matter how fun it may be.  eh you lie and you learn as most of these stories will attest.  you'll laugh.  you shake your head.  you'll probably ask what the fuck out loud accidentally at the wrong time and all are acceptable reactions to what you're about to hear.  it is okay.  we here at phat dabs would like you our listeners to know that we understand and we are here for you.  now hit this shit and enjoy your day.