I mean is there?????  no i'm actually curious now.  i would like to know.  nonetheless i like that title so i'm a stick with it.  but what you're listening to basically is just kicking back and how we come up with our ridiculous ideas for the present and future.  hell we play a pretty fun game of would you rather and i your teller have a confession to make.  what might it be???  you just have to listen to find out.  what other plans might we have for the future???  what is dungeons and dab rigs coming soon???  you know what you gotta do.  get them blunts rolled for this.  get your rigs heated up.  take a couple hits and then hit play.  take a couple more and let the crew take care of the rest.  we got you.  we're high as well.  

if you don't why don't you???  get your best shit and roll it up fire that banger or nail up and pour yourself something nice and sit back because your teller is bout you take you on a good one tonight.  we bring in some of my good shit with amani murphy and some of his good shit and i really should get some more of justin shit on here as well but we'll get to that as well and it's some of that lovely open mic night shit putting on that quiet storm movie in a world voice over shit.  that's probably more times saying the word shit than necessary but hey who really gives a shit??  take a few hits and let them settle in since it's gonna be a good one just enough to tide you over and cool you off from the heat with a phat dab or two and some good poetry for the night.  it's still dab o clock tho.  we promise you.  it will always be dab o clock

it's always fun to read poetry on phat dabs my own and others included so i know i couldn't turn down a request to read some quality stuff from longtime fan and friend of the show amani murphy.  he has a book adaptoid which you will hear some of his best stuff and here's hoping i did your work some justice good sir.  but don't worry your original gerudo will be back with the rest of the phat dabs crew you know and wish to smoke with on thursday and trust between your teller's work and amani's work you will be hearing some great shit for quite a long time.  you're gonna like what you hear, i guarantee it.

that's right folks like we always do as three bored stoners with a microphone we just let the dabs lead the way when it comes to what we talk about.  however we did come with some subjects for ya'll to enjoy tonight along with our random nonsense.  we bring out our favorite ships because let's face it why the hell not and then just to show how wonderful a planet that we live on as well as how quickly the crew needs to leave this planet, we look up fetishes and disgusting things that we would sincerely hope no one has ever done or allowed to have done to them.  after learning about the alabama hot pocket and quite frankly ya'll niggas are nasty.  just disgusting we take a look at just how legitimately poppy playtime's characters actually can be and it might really be time you actually monitor what your kids are watching online.  we ain't judging but we are just saying.  don't look so disturbed folks, this is what you came here for.  you get your blunt rolled up for silly stuff like this,  light that shit up and enjoy the show.

so yeah it's a pretty long one this week here with the phat dabs crew.  what can we say tho time flies when the dabs hit and you're in good company.  we had our special girl on the couch rachel with us for this episode and it is always fun to have familiar faces return to the sesh.  we go through quite a lot this episode considering given the shape the world is today there are many other places we would rather be and we go through a few of them.  the cul de sac from ed edd and eddy being a favorite amongst the crew itself.  we also get into more am i the asshole stories and other things on reddit because those are always fun and we also go through a lot of pokemon to see which ones should have just stayed in their base form,  that and other random shit we can come up with when it's three bored stoners and a microphone.  it's what you come here for every week.  come for the smoke, stay for the vibes.  also because you high as giraffe gooch.  we'l take either one.

because you need something else to take your mind off the madness of the world and your faith in humanity dwindles with every breath, we have got you with enough thc and time on our hands to entertain you through whatever may be ailing you today.  today we're back on that quiet storm voice tip and i promise you ladies and gentlemen vai and voe if you know you know. your original gerudo would not lie to you on this one.  coming in with enough readings for an open mic night with special reading of nobody likes a cockblock.  hopefully everyone enjoys what they hear and once again your teller is always open for requests and always remember you never know what may be said on the mic and you never know which city we might paraglide in.  the only way to know ????  the same way as the first rule if you're a criminal in gotham, always look up.

yes that is correct ladies and gentlemen.  your original gerudo decided to break out that good voice, that smooth jazz 105.9 shit.  that quiet storm 96.3 WHUR voice.  if you know you know.  figured id break out that good shit to read a few poems from a good brother of mine justin burkhardt who is a talented poet and always showed respect as well as appreciation for my work as well.  so as a friend and a fan it was a pleasure to do and i just hope i did his stuff justice.  nonetheless it's always nice to get on here and some good poetry aside from my own sometimes and i may do it more often.  as stated in this episode, if there's anything in mind you would love for any for us to read, hit us up in our social media and let us know what it is.  hopefully for all the people's work i read on this bonus episode i hope i did your work justice.

i always wanted to use a seinfeld reference sooner or later.  but yeah we had an episode about pretty much nothing.  sometimes you don't need a few subjects.  sometimes it really is just three bored stoners and a microphone turning on the mic and lighting up these dabs and just letting the dabs lead the conversation. you just never know what we will come up with.  we have terrible weed names this episode.  advice for women all over out there.  touch the gooch.  i think that's how you spell gooch.  i can always be wrong but don't feel like spell checking on a word such as gooch.  we also would like to apologize to absolutely no one for the fandoms we call out and feel offended because let's face it some of you can't smoke with us and that's okay.  it is tho.  we may run long but hey sometimes that's how the dabs gonna have ya.  them fancy dabs will just have you talking on and on.  hell can you say you and your crew don't do the same???  hell join the crew and add your two cents one time.  you'll be glad you did.  we have cookies.  well, at least right now we do.  you might wanna hurry.

so yeah i attempted to read kingdom hearts erotic fan fiction.  because i had to see.  the key word in that first sentence you just read being attempted.  well' as you'll hear me try to read some of this erotica and while you hear my faith in humanity and my side eye at fandoms in general widen, you'll see how far i got into this before i had to just call it quits.  well you'll hear.  fuck it, you get the idea.  the first few minutes of this recording should have been a harbinger of things to come.  let this be a lesson to your teller to never go into erotica with just weed.  phat dabs are necessary.  and as the title states we apologize to absolutely nobody for the trauma to your ears and to this franchise some this shit you heard might have caused.  i didn't write this shit.  i just read it.

so yeah there's that.  we somehow also got into reading fanfiction and erotica.  yes that's right ladies and gentlemen we rolled up some good shit got some phat dabs ready turned that 70s porn music on and decided to get grown and sexy with our readings this evening.  well at least we thought we were getting grown and sexy.  trust me as you listen along you will understand why so many dab hits and bong rips were necessary for some of this shit.  we would like to apologize to absolutely no one in the fan bases we might offend entertain or traumatize in our reading of your work.  and trust me when i tell you some of you need help and an editor.  especially the legend of zelda fanfic, you bitches is sick.  still thought they were funny tho.  we hope you're as entertained and as traumatized as we were.