yes that's tight now that halloween has come and gone and christmas is right around the corner, i know there's a couple more holidays before christmas but be honest with yourselves ladies and gentlemen you and commercials in general don't give two damns about any other holidays when christmas is right in your line of sight.  and with so much time before christmas shows up we have so much shit to say about christmas before the day actually arrives and most of it won't be kind.  speaking of the holiday season with god of war ragnarok about to dominate your children's threats of not loving you if you don't get them a ps5 this year there's so much more nightmares to talk about with black friday and the like.  there is quite a bit of random and organized chaos to keep the sesh going for quite a while and your bowl mates are always down for a long sesh we hope ya'll are as well.  we got much more to come after a rather rough year but those are stories for the end of the year to get into and we here at phat dabs in the morning are only looking to move forward and look towards the future for good times and even better seshs i think that's the plural for that i'm completely certain.  about as certain that if you want that good smoke and some good shit talk about the holidays we have nothing but time and nothing but dabs and weed for both.  so feel free to join the sesh as the beta year comes to an end.  we'll be waiting for you in the gerudo valley.

#christmasiscoming

#winteriscoming

#holidayclapbacks

#weaintforgetyouthanksgiving

#randomstonerconvo

#mandy

#gorillagripgothsammysam

#samneedsasimp

#wewillbewaitingforyouinthevalley

otherwise known as how quickly can humanity blow your high while you try to record an episode.  yes that's right what started out as testing something out to see if i would be interested in adding on some content during the lunch break with some good shit from reddit and it turned into a bout of blown mind at the extent people will ignore how ain't shit they are and how quickly utter stupidity and selfishness in said people will blow your high when you read their bullshit i never had to hit my piece so often during a recording in my life.  oh yeah before i completely lose my buzz let me get to the point real quick.  we decided to answer the question al these people were willing to ask the internet if they were the asshole and how quickly you can answer the question depending on the title of the situation.  it can be really easy once you finish reading the title let me tell you.  testing some fun shit to read on your lunch break while you away form the office or still working from home whichever situation you in and we here at the phat dabs crew do enjoy our reddit readings on random subjects.  which brings us to you.  feel free to throw us some subjects you wish for us to read on air from reddit for some lunch break lunacy.  we won't blow your high that will be reddit's fault.  consider just a little something to tide you over until we see you at the sesh at the regular time.  you know the time.  we'll be waiting for you in the gerudo valley.

#littlesomethingforyourlunchbreak

#testingnewstuffforthenextyear

#secondfallshenanigans

#mandy

#gorillagripgothsammysam

#ascontractuallyobligated

#originalgerudo

#youshouldbesmoking

#wewillbewaitingforyouinthegerudovalley

oh that's right with the seasons about to change and the year going out of its way to as over with as quickly as possible the phat dabs crew laments ever so slightly over the incoming quote unquote holiday season.  halloween will be upon us soon and we still got to look at some random creepy shit while the dabs were phat and smoking.  what kind of freaky shit you may ask???  well hold on and we'll tell you shut up.  we bring a little of s courage the cowardly dog's freakiest and most terrifying villains, simultaneously making it a show worth watching and one where your parent s really should have been monitoring what you were watching.  some of these were a nightmare to relive again, in a good way. we have monster fuckers on this show just in case you forgot. we also take a look at cringe tinder profiles because its always fun to take a look at the dating scene in this day and age. we also take a look at the first two episodes of chainsaw man and gush uncontrollably over a chainsaw puppos.  it's also a great anime.  we also bring all the other random shit a sesh with the phat dabs crew can bring you.  all you should know is you should be high for most of this once again.  you should be smoking.  we smoking after all and enjoying ourselves and we hope ya'll are as well.  we also look to the future and what can and will happen after beta year is over and the future looks quite bright.  brighter and these gamer lights in the thick blunts studios???  who knows???  the light on this torch is still bright and there is more to come and more to enjoy from your crew.  feel free to get the banger hot and enjoy one of two with the drew.  get yourself ready and come join the sesh,.  we'll be waiting for you in the gerudo valley.

#loveyourbowlmatesthisholidayseason

#preparefornonstopmariah

#somuchtodandsolittletime

#itwillbechristmasbeforeyouknowit

#andthenthenewyear

#butbeforeallthatitsdaboclock

#mandy

#gorillagripgothsammysam

#originalgerudo

#youshouldbesmoking

#jointhesesh

#wewillbewaitingforyouinthegerudovalley

yes that's right part two.  when i say to be continued i mean to be continued.  what can i say???  i'm a man of my word.  and with that we bring more of good brother justin ardren and his work from his new book disrespectfully yours throwing in the beats of one lofi geek to bring the beauty to the chair to the face brutality justin brings with his poetry.  it's a wonderful juxtaposition and quite beautiful if you have the eyes for it.  and judging by the shade of crimson in you retinas at the moment i think i'm in the right company for this lunch break special.  hoping you enjoy what you hearing and if you have the time and don't feel like hearing my voice when you read it, pick up his book on amazon and anywhere else you can purchase a book.  once again i hope i did your work justice good sir and for the rest of you stay tuned and get ready, we'll be prepping for the sesh in the gerudo valley.

#youshouldgobuythisbook

#trustyourtelleronthisone

#specialepisodeparttwo

#mandy

#gorillagripgothsammysam

#originalgerudo

#youshouldbesmoking

#wellbewaitingforyouinthevalley

quite the title yes i know but yeah we here at phat dabs in the morning, your favorite bowl mates to listen besides your own, have quite the gamut to run for you fine folks this evening.  first and foremost we take a critique as well as an issue with this year's haunt presentation from one king's dominion.  oh king's dominion we were gonna let slide the face that you basically profiled us for our face paint but we know better than to argue.  nevermind the fact we saw costumes and face paint in there but we digressing right now.  but your haunt this year was ass.  we don't really ask much in the way of scares believe it or not but the bar was quite low for this one and would anyone please explain to me the idea of year round operations???  who the fuck is going to ride the dominator in the middle of february???  i will wait.  in between spending more time on that nonsense than they deserve, we take a look at the trailer for the movie megan and get all simultaneously unnerved together.  why is the little bitch dancing???  do i join the dance or do i keep running???  how many science fictions movies with artificial intelligence going rogue do you have to see before you realize that it's  a bad idea???  and speaking of being unnerved together, we take a look at the first episode of the series don't hug me i'm scared and once again get freaked out together.  you really should be high for most of this episode.  we are after all.  we even give you a munchie run break to get caught up.  you are welcome.  we take a look at some urban legends around the state and some around the world as well.  we enjoy a good urban legend and other categories of horror monsters from zombies vampires even death itself just to show that there aren't any horror monsters that aren't fuckable to two of us on here.  i'll let you guess which two.  throw in our favorite 1000 ways to die deaths and a return to first time anime watching with death note.  you're trying to figure out which two aren't you???  take a hit and take a guess.  we have time.  it's only three of us so it shouldn't be that difficult.  are you that high???  we are too.  you're still guessing aren't you????  take all the time you need while we take some more dabs.  place your guesses in the ballots below.

#theresnoballots

#firsttoguessrightwinsnothingreally

#wegotobuschgardensnexthalloween

#whosenamewouldyouwriteinthedeathnote

#mandy

#gorillagripgothsammysam

#originalgerudo

#halloweenaintdoneyet

beauty and brutality you say????  yes indeed we here at phat dabs in the morning enjoy both of these in high abundance and your teller is thrilled to bring you a potent combination of both for those of you who smoke on your lunch break and listen to us at work.  if you don't why aren't you???  digressing.  questions to ask a later time and also remember i'm high as fuck when i write these things.  digressing.  how are both going to be represented on this special episode you ask???  a simple equation for you out there the smooth sounds of elijah nang's newest masterpiece gaijin 3 the rise of jiro and the words and poems of one justin ardren i call him burkhart and probably did a few times this episode yet he just put out a book called disrespectfully yours out there and i'm honored to read some his work here for everyone to have a listen to.  it's all worth a look and just to see if you have the eye for both because you may not find a much better mix of both in one episode.  trust me you'll laugh you'll vibe you'll probably cry in the club but if anything we hope we put you on to some good shit while you smoking some good shit because it's what you need.  crumble that herb up prep that crumble for the banger whatever you need to do get it done and have a listen and just let us take you on a journey today.  just make it back in time before your break is over.  be responsible.  damn i'm high.

#thisoneforyoujustin

#hopeididyourworkjustice

#therewillbeaparttwo

#mandy

#gorillagripgothsammysam

#originalgerudo

#thevalleythanksyouforthiselijahnang

#rolloneupforthisone 

yeah that's right we got a webcam and decided to have a little go with some scary games as well.  and we also learned a thing or two while packing bowls and heating bangers getting ready for the episode for the evening.  our first attempt of this starts with little nightmares and i mean attempt since we went into this game kinda blind and having no idea what we;re doing but then again that can be said for with the camera as well but we still had a little fun with it. it never hurts to see what we can do and we're never gonna learn until we actually give it a shot and we really are terrible at this game.  it takes all three of us to get through some of this and it is terrible an fun to play and even more fun to watch.  have a laugh at our expense and our terrible gameplay.  we did.  it's a nice fun way to pregame.  perhaps we'll do some more of these.  maybe next time on games we;re good at.  that sounds like a good start.

#itjustmightbe

#mandy

#gorillagripgothsammysam

#originalgerudo

#wereallyshouldntwalkintohorrorgamesblind

#haveagoodlaughatuswedid

#stillhadfuntho

#pregamingrituals

i know the title is kinda cringe right now but once again dammit i'm high when i write these intros out.  high as jotun taint.  i swear to whomever up there right now i take a look at some of these titles and intros and wonder to myself just how fucked up i was before i decided to write some of these.  did you really think i wrote these sober???  did you really???  you're serious right now????  shame on you but then again this is a beta year after all you still got a little it more time to get acquainted with the crew.  i mean it really shouldn't take that much time.  we feel we here at phat dabs are being more than generous with the time.  but we digressing here.  for the sesh tonight we done brought quite a bit in a lot of time for you and all on the spooky shit we all love during this season.  you know we love this season right???  come on tighten up now.  what did we bring tonight???  well let us tell you shut up.  first we reminisce on trick or treating back in the day when we were all younger and that sort of thing was still a thing kids did nowadays.  back when you got with your crew and did an excursion through most of your hood to get the best candy ah those were the days.  while we continue down the road to memory lane we also make a tier list of your favorite horror icons and with apologies to absolutely nobody when it comes to our choices and where some of these rank.  spoiler most of them are s tier.  we really do love our creatures here.  hell for even more fun we rank rob zombie movies as well.  spoiler most of them are s tier as well.  yeah most of these weren't that tough a choice.  and then to even throw a little more of that spooky shit we love we delve into the realm of creepypasta for a bit as well.  but not too deep a dive,  we like the buzz we develop during these episodes and we like to keep it as such without adding things like a spike in blood pressure and a blown high.  because seriously who likes a blown high???  no serious question there.  hell even after a munchie run we take a look at some halloween specials from our childhoods that really stuck out ranging from mickey to goofy and we also bring to everyone's attention how much of an nonbinary icon bugs bunny actually was.  it's all there in front of you if you choose to look.  now is that a lot to cover???  yes it is.  was it a lot of fun to do???  once again yes.  will we be as high as we were next time as we were this time???  higher we promise.  terror and thc are always a wonderful combination believe it or not.  try it for yourself if you;re not convinced. or not.  it's your weed.

#mandy

#gorillagripgothsammysam

#originalgerudo

#yeahnoneoftheseintroswerewrittensober

#spookyshitseason

#stillmovingalittletooquicktho

#itwillbeouryearanniversarysoon

#PDITM

#TBITE

oh yes you are listening to the quiet storm here for one night only here on phat dabs in the morning.   yes indeed it may have gotten a little warmer here in the valley today but that doesn't mean a damn thing when then clouds hit around the break of dusk.  you with your one and only bunning up and getting as the cool breeze slithers through the window and slides up your spine.  and if you listen closely enough in between heart beats you can hear the rain hit the sill.  the quiet storm is rolling in.  smoothing it out for the evening???  yes indeed we are.  you have the gorilla grip goth herself sammy sam to thank for this little bonus episode due to her asking the question if people believe in romance and love anymore in this day and age??  that is a good question but not during the quiet storm.  there should really be no interruptions and random other thoughts like that when you ladies have your man stretched out like cut cocaine and you on top with the blunt in your hand and with a look in both of your eyes you know what's about to go down.  in the meantime, let your teller set the mood even more with a few love poems to completely set things off once the blunt is lit and the good ride commences.  slow wines and seductions that good shit let me tell you.  don't worry i won;t keep you on top that long ladies it's just enough to make sure he passes completely out once the show is over.  and then you know that time it really is.  a little something for the lovers in us stoners tonight and the couples out there.  he sleep yet???  he knocked out???  good.  you know what to do.  roll up another one and stay tuned for what other shenanigans your crew will come up with next.  after all the couple that smokes together stays together.

#gotthatromanticshitontonight

#quietstormshit

#rollsomethingupandthenrollherupforthisone

#takeahitthentakehimonajourney

#talkingthatwonderfulshit

#mandy

#gorillagripgothsammysam

#originalgerudo

#PDITM

#TBITE

yes that is correct you have heard correctly.  we here at phat dabs in the morning have considered this first year to be our beta year.  our test drive,  three bored stoners throwing a bunch of shit at the wall to see what sticks and what entertains us.  and for our first year, we've been having fun and coming up with a lot of fun things to talk about and just wing it sometimes.  yet as things progress towards 23 we do think more and more about adding more to the content and trust us more will be coming soon as the holidays come in rapid succession and the seasons continue to debate over which season it actually is this month.  it really do be like that sometimes i'm trying to tell you.  yet in the meantime as your favorite bowl mates besides your own, hopefully you have some bowl mates of your own, hash out their future plans, we also herald the beginning of the spooky shit season as we look at some horror games and some scary shows from back in the day.  hell with all the dabs flowing through the system we were able to watch some public service announcements from the 50s without cringing and wondering aloud this is what some people wish to go back to.  hell we even go back to our new favorite anime ghost stories for a couple more episodes as well.  hell sometimes some shit just be that good when you high as giraffe nuts.  and we telling you some good shit now when we tell you should have your good shit ready to smoke and enjoy as well.  after all you;ve had an entire beta year to get yourself familiar.  any excuses after that will be unacceptable.  but we always hope you enjoy what you listening to and know we always trying new ways to come up with something we think you;ll enjoy.  or at least smoke and have a good laugh while you do so.  either way the crew is cool with.   all sorts of fun shit in the future coming up.  some things may change but you what time it is.  we say it every episode.  you got til the beta year is over to get right.

#somuchmoretocome

#staytuned

#mandy

#gorillagripgothsammysam

#PDITM

#youshouldbesmoking