Excuse our neighbours slamming their door, then continue to enjoy episode four. There is talk of ducks and gumboots with tantalising tangents of animal funerals and elderly couples.

Thanks to Hinewa for a great chat and for sharing a story that nearly didn’t get told. Get in touch if you’ve got a story about ducks (again) or a favourite collective noun for them. Or maybe you have a theory about why that lady was wearing gumboots.

Feel free to check out my Instagram page (@philandhiscapsicum) to vote for the best pun of the episode and to have a go at finishing my couplet with an alternative line.

Thanks to Sam for the sumptuous art work and to Tom Crabb for the terrific theme music for this season. You can check out EP1 by Lemur Llama Lizard, an intercontinental side project Tom and I embarked on a while back. Also check out @jjes.online on Instagram. Joshua is the amazing human who gifted me my first tattoo as mentioned in this episode.

It’s my oldest friend and me, talking nonsense in episode three. Adroitly is an adverb meaning ‘in a clever or skilful way.’ You may have known that already but I had to look it up just now and that’s after I’d used it in a poem!

Thanks to Dave for a great chat and for sharing a story that nearly didn’t get told. Get in touch if you’ve got a story about world records or rainbow flicks. Or if something completely different. All stories (that nearly don’t get told) are welcome.

Feel free to check out my Instagram page (@philandhiscapsicum) to vote for the best pun of the episode and to have a go at finishing my couplet with an alternative line.

Thanks to Sam for the sumptuous art work and to Tom Crabb for the terrific theme music for this season. You can check out EP1 by Lemur Llama Lizard, an intercontinental side project Tom and I embarked on a while back.

Recorded on the same day as episode one, here’s yet another one! Not my finest episode in terms of mistakes. Some corrections: I said Duck Trip instead of Duck Trio and I said England vs New Zealand when of course I meant England vs Sri Lanka in the 2015 World Cup.

Thanks to Nick for a great chat and for sharing a story that nearly didn’t get told. Get in touch if you’ve got a story about something you’re proud of having done on your own. Or if you have any jobs that you think Logman would be good at.

Feel free to check out my Instagram page (@philandhiscapsicum) to vote for the best pun of the episode and to have a go at finishing my couplet with an alternative line.

Thanks to Sam for the sumptuous art work and to Tom Crabb for the terrific theme music for this season. You can check out EP1 by Lemur Llama Lizard, an intercontinental side project Tom and I embarked on a while back.

For those who wanted more, I’m back with Season Four! I’m not sure why it sounds like I’m twanging a ruler for parts of the recording.

Thanks to Tom Staszkiewicz for a great chat and for sharing a story that nearly didn’t get told. If you ever have a moment of triumph like Tom, report it! Even if the other person refuses to care or show appropriate levels of awe and wonder, the world deserves to know about your achievements in some way!

Feel free to send in your predictions of what Duck Trio Parts Two and Three could possibly be about. Also check out my Instagram page (@philandhiscapsicum) to vote for the best pun of the episode and to have a go at finishing my couplet with an alternative line.

Thanks to Sam for the sumptuous art work and to Tom Crabb for the terrific theme music for this season. You can check out EP1 by Lemur Llama Lizard, an intercontinental side project Tom and I embarked on a while back.

Surprise! In the long tradition of Christmas and April Fools' Specials, I thought I'd celebrate this special day for us poets. For once there's not many people to thank because I did the music and the picture myself. But thank you for reading this and hopefully for listening to the poems too!

For the record, and not to be too smug, the time between deciding to do this episode and hitting the publish button was 54 minutes. That makes me wonder why I faffed about so much on Season 3, taking days to finish episodes!

It's a big one! You'll either love it or hate it I suppose. This week's guest is my friend Sam and as it's the season finale she didn't have many choices in terms of poems or types of poem!

A huge thank you to Jacob for the awesome music and Angus for the amazing artwork this season. As always you can get in touch by emailing [email protected] or by finding me on Instagram @philandhiscapsicum.

Join Glenn and me for this yeasty festival of chat. Get in touch if you’ve got any good bread stories. Also get in touch if you’d like to invest in our new ideas, the ‘What’s Happening Outside?’ podcast or ‘What food related song is this the bassline to?” karaoke.

Bonus points this week if you can spot the Athletico Mince reference during my chat with Glenn. And if you haven't listened to The Distance by Cake, I highly recommend that you do. 

Many thanks to Jacob for the awesome music and Angus for the amazing artwork. You can get in touch by emailing [email protected] or find me on Instagram @philandhiscapsicum.

In my longest episode yet, I’m hoping that majestic phrases such as ‘stuffed many a marrow’ and ‘big long finger’ outshine my less than ideal editing skills. I guess there were always going to be some whoopsies when the original audio was over an hour long.

Not a fan of the longer episode? Well, blame Boyd who said he enjoyed just listening to two people having a chat during the first couple of episodes this season.

Thanks to Jacob for the awesome music and Angus for the amazing artwork. You can get in touch by emailing [email protected] or find me on Instgram @philandhiscapsicum.

Welcome back food/podcast fans. This week’s guest is none other than CJH. Can you guess what those initials stand for? (I think I may have let the C slip at some point). I can’t believe I didn’t pick up on ‘Little Kid Ill’ as a perfect rapper name for CJH, especially when he compared us to rappers!

The unsung hero of this episode is the digital display. Listening back I don’t think the lament of said digits got the attention it deserved from either of us. So next time you glance at your clocks, digital or otherwise, take a moment to appreciate them, maybe even thank them.

As ever, thanks to Jacob for the awesome music and Angus for the amazing artwork. You can get in touch by emailing [email protected] or find me on Instgram @philandhiscapsicum. I'd love to hear your rendition of the egg sick song or hear which infinite food you'd enjoy most.

Kia ora koutou. This is the first episode recorded without Garage Band due to me wiping my Mac and it being too old to reinstall it! So please forgive the slightly off levels and quite abrupt transitions. But if you don't forgive me then I'm ok with that too. What a great second guest Sharon was! Thanks again Sharon.

Also thanks to Jacob for the awesome music and Angus for the amazing artwork. You can get in touch by emailing [email protected] or find me on Instgram @philandhiscapsicum.