Kia ora!

Join Lloydy (most dislocated knees in Essex), Jimmy (best Kilroy impression in the South East) and I for a chat about more big issues in life: Popular Pauls, practical cup placement, sleep experiments and leaf migration.

Today’s background sounds come courtesy of the ice in Jimmy’s drink and Jimmy’s echo.

Have you got anything for the lost and found? If you have then email [email protected] or message me on Instagram (also philandhiscapsicum).

Here's Over And Over by Fleetwood Mac in case you need a song to help your baby fall asleep.

Ngā mihi nui

Phil

Kia ora!

Join Rowan, some literal and metaphorical crickets (2:36 in) and I for a chat about more big issues in life: death, theft, resilience and dried fruit selection.

The quote I butchered was, “A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.” I'm not sure whether to credit the character (Jojen) or the author (George RR Martin).

Have you got anything for the lost and found? If you have then email  [email protected] or message me on Instagram (also philandhiscapsicum).

Here's Camp Adventure by the impressive Delta Sleep. 

Ngā mihi nui

Phil

Kia ora!

Join Tom Crabb, Teewhy, Peppy and I for a chat about more of the big issues in life: Macaulay Culkin's indie films, being punched in the face and moon printers.

Apologies for the less than ideal audio quality. Apparently I’m not as sneaky as I thought I was at stroking dogs and placing coffee cups. I definitely didn’t think me getting a glass of water would be picked up by the mic!

Have you got anything for the lost and found? If you have then email [email protected] or message me on Instagram (also philandhiscapsicum).

Here's Things by the unbelievable Frightened Rabbit. I failed to point out that while I’m on board with, “I didn’t need these things, I didn’t need them oh,” I’m not as keen on shedding my clothes, shedding my flesh down to the bone and burning the rest! And here’s the Tintin theme if you’re like me and couldn’t remember it at all.

Ngā mihi nui

Phil

Kia ora!

Join Daniel, Jojo, a bunch of crickets and I for a chat about the big issues in life: capitalism, silverware, doors and penetration!

Have you got anything for the lost and found? If you have then email [email protected] or message me on Instagram (also philandhiscapsicum).

Here's Centre of the Universe by the awesome Built to Spill. Try not to have a meltdown like I did when you're thinking about the lyrics.

Ngā mihi nui

Phil

For the podcast’s birthday it’s five days late, but here’s season four episode eight.

Thanks to Cam for a great chat, for sharing a story that nearly didn’t get told and for hosting the podcast at the Muriwai Deli. You can see the tasty treats they offer on Instagram @themuriwaideli.

Get in touch if you’d like to share your stories. Maybe you’ve been accused of something you didn’t do? If so, did you shed liquid from some part of your body as Cam and I did?

Feel free to check out my Instagram page (@philandhiscapsicum) to vote for the best pun of the episode and to have a go at finishing my couplet with an alternative line.

Thanks to Sam for the sumptuous art work and to Tom Crabb for the terrific theme music for this season. You can check out EP1 by Lemur Llama Lizard, an intercontinental side project Tom and I embarked on a while back.

So nice a chat you’d think you were in heaven, it’s season four episode seven. Apologies for the weird buzzing sounds in the second half of the episode. I also feel bad about what I said about the bass player from And So I Watch You From Afar. I checked and he does have a pretty impressive yellow-ish tattoo sleeve and I do really enjoy his bass playing as well as his band's music on the whole. I recommend you check them out!

Thanks to Simon for a great chat and for sharing a story that nearly didn’t get told. Find Simon on Instagram @simonjcurd. He is an incredible artist which we didn’t mention in the episode. Do get in touch if you’d like to share your stories. Or if you know who made a dress out of Capri Sun packets or what the word I was trying to think of was. I haven’t enjoyed any success with either mystery.

Feel free to check out my Instagram page (@philandhiscapsicum) to vote for the best pun of the episode and to have a go at finishing my couplet with an alternative line. There is also a Pit Stop pt. 2 which we didn’t get round to, so if you want to hear that let me know.

Thanks to Sam for the sumptuous art work and to Tom Crabb for the terrific theme music for this season. You can check out EP1 by Lemur Llama Lizard, an intercontinental side project Tom and I embarked on a while back.

ps. I tried to upload a photo of my keep cup but it wouldn't let me.

It's short and sweet and definitely not a normal episode. But at least you don't have to listen to dodgy audio coming straight out of my phone because it's just me!

Thanks to Sam for the sumptuous art work and to Tom Crabb for the terrific theme music for season four. Both of these have been edited for this week due to the fact that this is not a normal episode. Did I mention that yet?

Throw another cousin into the mix, it’s season four episode six. I realised during editing that I didn't ask Jo whether the title of Anti-Virus Software actually worked for this week's poem. Feel free to let me know what you think...

Thanks to Jo for a great chat and for sharing a story that nearly didn’t get told. Get in touch if you’d like to share your stories. Maybe you’ve met a fairly famous person and failed to recognise them? Or maybe you know what the big picture message of Anti-Virus Software is?

Feel free to check out my Instagram page (@philandhiscapsicum) to vote for the best pun of the episode and to have a go at finishing my couplet with an alternative line.

Thanks to Sam for the sumptuous art work and to Tom Crabb for the terrific theme music for this season. You can check out EP1 by Lemur Llama Lizard, an intercontinental side project Tom and I embarked on a while back.

I’ve never felt as alive, as when recording and editing episode five. If you like chat about coffee and doors then this is the episode for you!

Thanks to Sarah for a great chat and for sharing a story that nearly didn’t get told. Get in touch if you’d like to share your coffee rituals. Or maybe you’d like to weigh in on the great, ‘Would you rather be locked in or locked out?’ debate?

Feel free to check out my Instagram page (@philandhiscapsicum) to vote for the best pun of the episode and to have a go at finishing my couplet with an alternative line.

Thanks to Sam for the sumptuous art work and to Tom Crabb for the terrific theme music for this season. You can check out EP1 by Lemur Llama Lizard, an intercontinental side project Tom and I embarked on a while back.

It's short and sweet and definitely not a normal episode. And as the title suggests, this kind of thing may well happen again!

Thanks to Sam for the sumptuous art work and to Tom Crabb for the terrific theme music for season four. Both of these have been edited for this week due to the fact that this is not a normal episode. Did I mention that yet?