We solved technical problems! Now check ourt the merch page - there's a buffet of stuff you never thought you needed, from bucket hats to iphone cases. Here's the link:

http://treehousemerch.printful.me

On to the show:

-The Johnnies!!

-Atlantic City subs

-Pothole repair

-murderouse quadriplegics

-solving the middle east crisis

-the crumbling BQE

-and more

Back! Hopefully the Johnnies win at least one game or I'll look silly. Go to our first ever merch page and check out the Treehouse Store!! Here's the link: http://treehousemerch.printful.me

This week we yap about:

-Seeing Rod Stewart in an Indian restaurant

-Sinkholes and potholes!!

-Dolphins in the East River

-Poetry quiz

-Homemade butter

-Saving lives on the subway

Go Johnnies!!

We're back. Next week look for the first merch offering!!! Tell your friends and keep an eye out. But for now, here's what we yap about this week:

-Abusive Danish (?!) chefs

-nice surgeons

-nice ebike tunnels

-board games

-bodies floating in the Hudson

-a bad book return option

-haiku of the week

Back again. This week we yap about a bunch of stuff:

-Nicholson Baker's The Mezzanine and escalators

-Internal monologues in New York

-cooking chicmen biryani - sesason the rice!

-Kristi Noem's new job

-Trader Joe's glassy carrots

-Anxious times and church basement support groups

Enjoy!

AARGH!@#$%! Technical issues. Apologies for the delay but we worked through it. This week:

-Hernan the building super risks life and limb on a snowy roof

-A squatter sues the New Yorker Hotel

-We make baked Alaska

-Lies and reinvention in a tony suburb

-Haiku of the week

-Sean Penn's too old

-Enjoy!

Still cold here in the Big Apple. But also raining so that's fun. This week we yap about the following:

-spotting former senators in the Korean deli

-Chinese zodiac

-multiple rat breeds in NYC

-Phil saw that neighbor again. Still no hello.

-Food corner- an easy ramenish soup for those cold nights

-Old-timey law firms

-non-PC butchers in SOHO

Another week, more nonsense to discuss. This week we tackle critical items of interest such as:

-Tory's new found super sense of smell

-A bitter Park Avenue divorce, New York Post Style

-Fitness influencers

-West Village girls and matcha

-St. John's Bball

-Indian food talk

-Introducing our new theme song

Dangerous polar temperatures in the Big Apple. Here's more garbage to kep you warm. This week we yak about:

-High-labor cookbooks and plucking chickens

-Finding people to take your cats

-maple syrup theives

-crazy cooking therapy

-Medical lingo

-Marital infidelity and key parties...at Equinox?

-Haiku of the week

-previewing next week's new theme song

-Werner Herzog

-snow removal techniques

BRRRR! Record lows here in NYC. This week more nonsense such as:

-Rebranding housekeeping

-What is "Kili" and more lifestyle coding from the edge of the universe

-Werner Herzog dreams of priests and donkeys

-phone-free shows

-lox slicers

-dealing with unread piles of New York Review of Books (NYRB)

-haiku of the week

Holy crap it's cold out. Here we are with more nonsense to warm your souls. This week we look into:

-Hybrid WASP-Jews

-Engagement parties and highbrow Shakespearean insults

-End of life wishes

-Being in the wrong place at the wrong time

-Crappy New York neighbors

Enjoy!