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Even if you have a fantastic relationship with your boss, there are somethings you don't want to hear come out of their mouths. "After your shift, could you get your things and come see me?" or "We're short-staffed on Saturday, what are your plans?" Well, Phil has 5 MORE things you never want to hear your boss say...

A California zoo has a real-life Disney story on their hands...

A piece of advice for everybody that tucks their gun into their waistband and a surprise for a person, when she returned to the grocery store she worked at. The details to these stories and more (including some GOOD NEWS!) in the edition of IDIOTS OF THE DAY!

Sometimes, a headline will be so attention-grabbing, you can't help but find out what happened. Ladies and gentlemen, this is one of those times. Click on the link and find out the details, as well as what brand this bear prefers!

Now that she has won the Democratic nomination, Hillary Clinton has turned her attention to finding her running mate. Believe it or not, hopeful candidates have to fill out an application. Phil got his hands on this and some of these questions are...unconventional. Here are the TOP 5 QUESTIONS ON THE APPLICATION TO BE HILLARY CLINTON'S VICE PRESIDENT!

Phil might not be the most fashionable person, but even HE knows this is a terrible idea. And two companies are coming together to combine two of your favorite things into...something that doesn't sound too good. Phil is breaking out a big ol' bag of NOOOO!!

Batman, Spider-Man, Superman, Captain America, Deadpool. Seems like every week, a new comic book movie makes millions and millions of dollars at the box office. We might be living in the peak of popularity for superheroes...but I'm not sure this Swedish hero is going to be as popular as his costumed compatriots....

A Georgia woman was at an independent wrestling show when...well, let's just say "it's still real" to her! #PhilShow

Cars can be expensive, ESPECIALLY when they breakdown. Trips to the mechanic can cause some pain in the wallet, but if you have a good mechanic, that can take the sting out a little. But what if you have a BAD mechanic? How do you know if they're bad? Lucky for you, The Philbio has the TOP 5 SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD MECHANIC!

Normally, when we have Flori-DUH in Stupid News, it's because someone got naked and wrestled an alligator or someone got drunk...and, also, wrestled an alligator. But, in this edition of Stupid News, we have a father who had a fantastic form of punishment for his son...