Phil's Phunnies

Do you like milk and cookies? Of course you do. Everybody loves milk and cookies! Who is the BIGGEST fan of milk and cookies though? Did you say "Santa Claus"? Good guess, but the biggest fan of milk and cookies is this guy from Flori-DUH!

Mama June is back in the news, as she is preparing for a tour of strip clubs....for some reason. So, other than seeing Mama June there, how would you know if you were in a bad strip club?

Ahead of the Memorial Day 2016 weekend, Phil had Tim Eichhorn, from the East Tennessee Veterans Memorial Association, on to talk about what events are taking place this Memorial Day weekend to honor those veterans who paid the ultimate price for our freedom. For a complete list, visit the ETVMA's website at ETVMA.org.

Hope you weren't planning on starting a diet this summer, as we're getting ready to be inundated with new flavors of our favorite junk foods! Find out what we'll be shoveling into our faces in this edition of STUPID NEWS!

"Regrets, I've had a few."

That famous line was sung by Frank Sinatra, but most people probably have (at least) a few regrets in their life. What do people regret the most? The answers might surprise you...

"There are somethings in life more important than Taco Bell"

Unfortunately, a West Virginia mother learned this lesson after...well, I'll let Phil tell you the details...

After a nearly week long conversation about snakes, Phil decided to bring in an expert! Zoo Knoxville's Colclough, along with his 8-year-old daughter, join Phil on-air and talked everything snakes, including how to identify East Tennessee's poisonous snakes AND how to prevent snakes from moving into your "habitat"...

An 18-year-old man gets an "A+" for ingenuity, but a "F" for execution. And a new father better hope his wife has either a great sense of humor or the ability to forgive. All that and more in STUPID NEWS!

Phil has said it before and he'll say it again - "You Choose To Be Happy." If you count on other people to make you happy, you might have a somewhat sad life. Take, for example, a couple who has been married for EIGHTY YEARS and they CHOOSE to be happy! Remember - choose to be happy!

An Oregon man was looking at a 10 year prison sentence when, the day before he was supposed to report to prison, he got shot in the legs! He claims he was helping a pregnant woman, stranded with car trouble, when someone attacked him. After looking into the attack, police think something else happened....