Phil's Phunnies

Every year, Merriam-Webster Dictionary adds new words that have impacted the English language the past year. The dictionary's editors have just released this year's list and Phil has some issues with some of them. What do you think?

Despite what it seems like, there IS good news in the world. So, Phil wanted to highlight some good news...but it's way outnumbered by idiots, so we have some GOOD NEWS AND IDIOTS OF THE DAY COMBO!

Bad haircuts. Man, they can be the worst. Phil is going through, what he refers to as, a "bad hair time"...but what if you're not as aware of your "do" as The Philbio? Thankful, you can use Phil's insights with the TOP 5 SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD HAIR STYLIST!

A Washington man appeared to have brought a grenade to an airport...and they let him go. Find out the details to that story and more in IDIOTS OF THE DAY!

A man walks into a North Carolina Waffle House with his "AK-47" and said he was going to rob the place. Unfortunately for him, someone noticed something...off, about his weapon. Find out the details to that and more in IDIOTS OF THE DAY!

A man was pulled over in Flori-DUH with...something unusual on the hood of his car. There's a reason this is Phil's FAVORITE STORY OF THE DAY!

This year, President Obama hosted almost 30,000 people for the 138th White House Easter Egg Roll. Did you hear what people were saying? I can't believe no one is reporting on the TOP 5 THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE 2016 WHITE HOUSE EASTER EGG ROLL!

Unfortunately, the world that we live in seems to have nothing BUT bad news. Fortunately, there IS good news in the world and Phil brings you the story of one young man who "went viral" for all the right reasons...

We've given you the Sweet Sixteen of East Tennessee Cheeseburgers. NOW, Phil has tabulated the votes on the Elite Eight Cocktails & Appetizers and gives you The Philbio Friday Favorite Final Four!

• Bonefish Grill’s Mussels Josephine

• DRINK’s Steak Tartare

• Abuelo’s 1800 Hand-Shaken Martini

• Northshore Brasserie’s Charcuterie Plate

We took your votes, put them into the machine and we have our Sweet Sixteen Cheeseburgers of East Tennessee! What seed did your favorite burger end up at? What is missing from this list? Let us know!