You’re deluded.
She’ll frack your water and leave it polluted.
Gullible.
You define it. Any old contract, I’m sure you’d sign it.
Invaded Iraq.
You forgave her as if she could take her vote back.
Blew up Libya.
Africa imploded before you voted not that you noted.
Killed Saddam:
She apologized, then killed Gaddafi.
Voted for DOMA:
Said sorry invited a gay couple for coffee.
Evolving, grinding gears,
She’ll apologize for the next war in just a few years.
Set an alert or a timer, any app, there’s plenty
She’ll regret the Iran war about 2020
She evolves to a rhythm that can be quite hypnotic.
Fast likes bacteria
Resist antibiotic
Iraq in chaos, Libya more chaotic
She said she’s sorry, the media forgot it
Or forgave it, her way they will pave it
And you’re a sucker cause you believe it
The New York Times, you actually read it
You to suck up corporate media
So here, have a straw
Or cut your cable chord, here have a saw
But serve your email at home, that’s no problem at all
But drop knowledge like Snowden, then here comes the law
Hypocrisy, yeah, that’s the least of the dirt.
Making millions from banks doing no work.
Speaking for fees
Is not a job, or a hobby.
Skimming off the top like Robert Mugabe.
Deep in dirty dough,
Deeper than you can sink a boot in.
Making money for self like Vladimir Putin.
The Clinton pile, Third world style
Wannabe tyrants and plenty petty
It’s a pity
For money she’s so damn shitty
Explain the 150 million she got
Crossing ethical lines Richard Nixon would not
As an official or a candidate cannot be paid to speak
So for the few months in between she made a half million a week
I’m not saying she takes bribes
Cause the might be be kickbacks
So let that
Sink in
More ethically challenged than Richard Nixon
She made terrible speeches
And had them transcribed
In case there was any doubt that the gig was a bribe
The story leaked, she freaked
And as much as the transcripts could in fact damage her
The way she changed her story shows she’s a rank amateur
But Trump, she will say every day, is the greater evil
So we should prefer the lesser
The lesser is still evil,
And you like that bumper sticker?
My candidate is sick, but other one is sicker
I’m lesser evil, but I saw the greater wed
I’m the lesser evil, but the greater is my friend
I’m the lesser evil, playing golf with the greater
Most of you seem to hate me, but he’s the greater hater
He’s the mad monster I used to have for dinner
Hanging out with him, I never noticed he was a sinner
When we were hanging out, he never talked about a wall
No, he was the most perfect gentleman that I ever saw
But now, of course, he’s like Hitler
Who I used to have to dinner.
I used to dine with Hitler
But now I have evolved.
He says he bought me
With political donations
And that conversation was not transcribed
So I was never bribed
Not once, I’m just saying
I was paid 150 million
But never notice who was paying
Was not influenced in the least
My friend Trump is a racist beast
He’s such a racist I had to smile up in his face
And say I loved his tacky place
And his mail order bride
Holding hands with Bill that flirt
And that didn’t hurt my pride
Cause I have no pride to hurt
My campaign is not built on dreams
My campaign is not about visions for the future or lofty rhetoric
My campaign is not a promise to reform Washington
My campaign does not offer the populace a clear logical reasons for voting for me
My campaign simply leverages the power of dynasty and name recognition with the acquiescence of the corporate media and the support of the DNC (Determined to Nominate Clinton or maybe Damn Near Comatose) to simply push this shabby leaky vehicle for my ego over the finish line through sheer force.
And as for my concluding statement, let me just say, Queen Elizabeth did not have to make a closing statement before accepting the crown from Henry the 8th and therefore neither do I.
