Phlogiston: idiosyncratic and out of context

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Trump.

Think about that.

The greater evil.

I’m the lesser.

Evil, yes, but less so

He’s low down

But I’m less low

He’s a straight up clown

He’s the devil you less know

I’m a devil too

At least I got breasts yo

His shirt is brown

But I was his wedding guest though

When he golfs with Bill

No Mexican caddy if Donald says no

Ivanka and Chelsea

Just kissing for the press you know

Vote for me?

Yeah, I guess so

Cause there is no arrest yet though

And by my estimation I don’t expect so

I did cash that check though

Kickback or a bribe

Who the heck knows?

The guys with his rallies

From Modesto to Frenso

I’ll be impressed when the press says to

Suck up corporate media

So here, have a straw

Lies dense as a forest

So here, have a saw

Hit the mud, put the boot in

Make money for self

Like Vladamir Putin

I’m evolving

Problem solving

It’s my calling

The millions I got

Richard Nixon did not

Kissing ass at

Goldman sachs and

Transcribing every

Word I’m bribing

Trump’s a racist

And his tacky place is

Where I hang out

With his ho bride

And I watch Bill flirt

It can’t hurt my pride

If I have no pride to hurt

You’re deluded.

She’ll frack your water and leave it polluted.

Gullible.

You define it. Any old contract, I’m sure you’d sign it.

Invaded Iraq.

You forgave her as if she could take her vote back.

Blew up Libya.

Africa imploded before you voted not that you noted.

Killed Saddam:

She apologized, then killed Gaddafi.

Voted for DOMA:

Said sorry invited a gay couple for coffee.

Evolving, grinding gears,

She’ll apologize for the next war in just a few years.

Set an alert or a timer, any app, there’s plenty

She’ll regret the Iran war about 2020

She evolves to a rhythm that can be quite hypnotic.

Fast likes bacteria

Resist antibiotic

Iraq in chaos, Libya more chaotic

She said she’s sorry, the media forgot it

Or forgave it, her way they will pave it

And you’re a sucker cause you believe it

The New York Times, you actually read it

You to suck up corporate media

So here, have a straw

Or cut your cable chord, here have a saw

But serve your email at home, that’s no problem at all

But drop knowledge like Snowden, then here comes the law

Hypocrisy, yeah, that’s the least of the dirt.

Making millions from banks doing no work.

Speaking for fees

Is not a job, or a hobby.

Skimming off the top like Robert Mugabe.

Deep in dirty dough,

Deeper than you can sink a boot in.

Making money for self like Vladimir Putin.

The Clinton pile, Third world style

Wannabe tyrants and plenty petty

It’s a pity

For money she’s so damn shitty

Explain the 150 million she got

Crossing ethical lines Richard Nixon would not

As an official or a candidate cannot be paid to speak

So for the few months in between she made a half million a week

I’m not saying she takes bribes

Cause the might be be kickbacks

So let that

Sink in

More ethically challenged than Richard Nixon

She made terrible speeches

And had them transcribed

In case there was any doubt that the gig was a bribe

The story leaked, she freaked

And as much as the transcripts could in fact damage her

The way she changed her story shows she’s a rank amateur

But Trump, she will say every day, is the greater evil

So we should prefer the lesser

The lesser is still evil,

And you like that bumper sticker?

My candidate is sick, but other one is sicker

I’m lesser evil, but I saw the greater wed

I’m the lesser evil, but the greater is my friend

I’m the lesser evil, playing golf with the greater

Most of you seem to hate me, but he’s the greater hater

He’s the mad monster I used to have for dinner

Hanging out with him, I never noticed he was a sinner

When we were hanging out, he never talked about a wall

No, he was the most perfect gentleman that I ever saw

But now, of course, he’s like Hitler

Who I used to have to dinner.

I used to dine with Hitler

But now I have evolved.

He says he bought me

With political donations

And that conversation was not transcribed

So I was never bribed

Not once, I’m just saying

I was paid 150 million

But never notice who was paying

Was not influenced in the least

My friend Trump is a racist beast

He’s such a racist I had to smile up in his face

And say I loved his tacky place

And his mail order bride

Holding hands with Bill that flirt

And that didn’t hurt my pride

Cause I have no pride to hurt

My campaign is not built on dreams

My campaign is not about visions for the future or lofty rhetoric

My campaign is not a promise to reform Washington

My campaign does not offer the populace a clear logical reasons for voting for me

My campaign simply leverages the power of dynasty and name recognition with the acquiescence of the corporate media and the support of the DNC (Determined to Nominate Clinton or maybe Damn Near Comatose) to simply push this shabby leaky vehicle for my ego over the finish line through sheer force.

And as for my concluding statement, let me just say, Queen Elizabeth did not have to make a closing statement before accepting the crown from Henry the 8th and therefore neither do I.

Pretty philosophical, I know that much.

Chapter 5, we find out who was on the boat.

Skipping around, from 1963 to 1931 to 1848 to 1866, meet the knuckleheads

The kids see the donkeys and find something very delicious and special.

Cashing in on political power and adjusting national borders.

The Democrats want us to be polite. Be polite while they pave the way for President Trump to inherit an intact imperial presidency. Thanks, Obama. Nice legacy you got there.

The kids settle in on the the island.

What would happen if you noticed that the East German 10 mark note looked a hell of a lot like the West German 10 mark note, both with the words "Deutschmark" clearly visible? You might have a scam on your hands.