Phoning It In

Phoning It In

By Luke Oddie and Dan WadeSportsVolleyball
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Phoning It In episodes

  • Spiderhead; Burnt; and The Man from Toronto

    Luke and Dan review: the latest big-budget Netflix original; another disgruntled Bradley Cooper performance; and a Kevin Hart film (... don't ask). 

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    40 min
  • Hustle; The Invisible Man; and Gangs of New York

    Luke and Dan review: something Adam Sandler’s films have been doing to halfwits for years; who Dan will be visiting on Father’s Day; and the vehement war between Granny Smith and the Pink Lady.

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    40 min
  • Legend; The Constant Gardener; and Million Dollar Baby

    Luke and Dan review: Tom Hardy's attempt to show his range by playing a pair of twins; Laura Thyme packing in sleuthing to pursue turnips full-time; and a prime example of how hyperinflation has ravaged the honest work of the black market infant-selling industry.

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    40 min
  • Death on the Nile; The Eyes of Tammy Faye; and Face/Off

    Luke and Dan review: Katherine Ryan performing stand-up on an African river; something so forgettable I can't be bothered sweating over an alternative title; and a film which is to face-transplants, what Jojo Rabbit is to Nazis.

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    40 min
  • Windfall; Tick, Tick...BOOM!; Boiling Point; and Calibre

    Luke and Dan review: the reason Ann Widdecombe's agent told her that she had charisma prior to Ann's career assassination performance on Cleverdicks; if this was an actual bomb threat, we wouldn't bother sending in the disposal unit; the secret to perfect roast potatoes; and what our show lacks.

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    45 min
  • Turning Red; Nightmare Alley; and The King's Man

    Luke and Dan review: the colourisation of Luke's face when he hears Americans attempt to pronounce niche; a spin-off the world needed, in which an addiction-driven Cookie Monster roams the dingy underbelly of Sesame Street for a starter-bag of Marylands; and the reason why, at the age of 59, Ralph Fiennes inexplicably has a six-pack.

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    42 min
  • Our Top 10 Films of 2021

    Luke and Dan review: Dan's attempt to desperately scramble around to find ten films that he actually enjoyed last year.

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    1 hr 21 min
  • Licorice Pizza

    Luke and Dan review: Paul Thomas Anderson's blatant attempt to cross the  odd-food Rubicon and infringe on the turf already monopolised by Luke's ingenious tuna croissants.

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    27 min
  • Don't Look Up and The Lost Daughter

    Luke and Dan review: what a defiant dwarf and a terrified gynaecologist have in common; and Katie McCann's difficult second album.

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    38 min
  • Office Christmas Party; Krampus; and Father Christmas is Back

    Luke and Dan review: TRIN's attempt at the world's shortest conga line; if muscle contractions were mutually assured destruction; and what happens when you let washed-up TV actors (ft. John Cleese's pot-belly) run wild with Netflix's wallet.

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    47 min

About Phoning It In

From the publisher's feed

Rather than indulging in daily phone calls, best mates, Luke Oddie and Dan Wade have decided to withhold their friendship to exactly once a week. Now, they just hit record and broadcast their mutual decline to the public.